The listener doesn't want to roll out of Guzma's bed, but they've got places to go and things to do, so Team Skull's Boss starts bargaining as best he can to kick them into gear.
2022-02-06 18:46:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Planting a raised garden in Finn's backyard proves to be a rather quaint date, but your cottagecore boyfriend still gets flustered when he's around you...
Script by Bee
2022-02-06 18:44:54 +0000 UTC View PostLucien has drifted off to yet another restless sleep, and listener happily takes him up on his earlier offer to ease his distress by any means necessary. They pull the sheets back and begin stroking his lava lamp. Eventually he wakes once more, and encourages them to finish what they started.
Contains: Ambiguous listener, sleepy horny demon noises, using two hands to stroke Lucien's B...
2022-01-28 19:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Your Big Red Demon Boyfriend seems to be having trouble getting a good night's rest, so an offer to soothe him is eagerly accepted. A back rub seems to do the trick...
2022-01-28 19:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post"How's it going Patreon, it is January...first month of 2021." - He said very confidently, with Big Red's voice filter on for the entirety of the update.
Yeah so, I sound a little different this month and that's because I'm a fool! Big reminder in the opening to up your pledge to $20 if you're wanting to get your hands on the Dark Mode Alphonse enamel pin. Then I talk about Vtuber Alphons...
2022-01-27 19:25:24 +0000 UTC View Post
When the listener comes home and Alphonse notices that they've been upset, he finds out that some of their co-workers have been jerks about their ADHD. Dinner can wait, making sure listener knows their worth comes first.
Script by Inti
2022-01-17 19:10:09 +0000 UTC View PostPosted up for the evening in a tent with a nearby fire fighting for it's life in the midst of a windy night, Seth and the listener share just how exhausted they are and ponder if any of the struggle is worth it, if anything ever changes or if it's all just one nasty cycle with brief moments of light. It's grim, but one thing remains true...if you ever want change, you've got to fight for it. 2022-01-17 18:20:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Alphonse puts on a show for the listener, who eagerly watches as he touches himself, but it's not long before they want to get a little more hands on.
Contains: Ambiguous listener, a little exhibition where Al strokes for listener, listener feels Al up and eventually fingers him while stroking him to completion, dirty talk throughout, whiny moans to finish.
2022-01-13 19:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Alphonse and the listener play a game of truth or dare, and discuss what separates a mediocre kiss from a memorable one. Their playful flirting turns steamy, and Al gives them a lesson.
2022-01-13 19:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Starting today through the end of January, current and new patrons at the $20 tier will receive this Dark Mode Alphonse enamel pin! It'll ship throughout February once the promotion is completed, so make sure you've updated your address here on Patreon or opt out of receiving physical rewards if you ar...
2022-01-13 17:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Finn finds the listener distraught after a family gathering went poorly, soothing the listener and letting them vent. He won't do anything drastic, but he will shower listener with his adoration.
Script by Hex
2022-01-03 19:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Haida and his new co-worker peruse the local record store for some specific rarities, while also getting to know each other better...and addressing his history with certain other ladies around the office.
Script by Alodia-Thaliel
2021-12-30 19:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostCurled up in front of a roaring fire in a cozy cabin out in the woods, Seth gives the listener exactly what they were looking for.
Contains: Ambiguous listener, giving timeskip Seth a loving stroke session before saddling up and riding him to completion. It's egregious and horny and delightful. Enjoy!
2021-12-27 19:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Seth's finishing up in his shop when an old friend surprises him with a visit. They were a thing once upon a time, and now the listener gets together with him when they need a change of pace and want to spoil him with a good time.
2021-12-27 19:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostFeels like I kick this off whining a lot, but I eventually come around to being thankful that you all have made me comfortable enough to share that vulnerability and express myself as myself without fear of getting bonked on the head by the internet. It has been another long year that at times felt incredibly short. I'm eager to regain stability and begin unveiling what has been baking in my cr...
2021-12-27 16:55:43 +0000 UTC View PostTis the season to be jolly, and Guzma spends an evening wrapped up with the listener enjoying seasonal festivities, like wishing only bad things upon all the reindeer who bullied Rudolph. Just a fun holiday time with ya boy. Enjoy!
2021-12-23 19:12:10 +0000 UTC View Post
The listener is a new transfer to the accounting department and Haida is the hyena in charge of seeing to it that they complete their training module and hit the ground running. He seems nice enough, and even offers to buy them lunch!
(Post Season 3, no Season 4 spoilers.)
Script by Alodia-Thaliel
2021-12-23 19:08:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Finn is decorating his shop for Christmas, and the listener lends a hand all while being treated to the background on various holiday plants and their meanings. So...about that mistletoe...
Script by Snow
2021-12-20 19:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostListener was under the impression that they could get away with sending lewd pictures to Finn while he was at work, but when he closes shop early and comes searching for them at home, they find out just what kind of punishment he intends to dish out for this transgression.
Contains: Ambiguous listener, light on the yandere elements mostly just dom!Finn here, the briefest bit of hide a...
2021-12-20 18:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Big Red greets listener as they come in from the cold and offers them a toasty seat on his lap before sharing his own experiences with Hell freezing over, among other things. A little warmth and comfort for the Winter!
Script by Scarlet Torchic
2021-12-13 19:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Guzma and the listener settle in with some hot chocolate to warm up on a chilly evening, and he skillfully avoids revealing his granny's secret hot chocolate recipe. The warm beverage isn't the only thing that warms them up, however!
Script by He-Who-Writes
2021-12-06 19:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostLucien is introduced to the concept of Thanksgiving and reveals that he's not too afraid to overeat so long as it's not purely Halloween candy that he's consuming! Oh, and he's also thankful for mushy stuff, but let's not dwell on the feelings when there's FOOD TO CONSUME!
Script by QueenThia
(It took all of my strength to get to the microphone and record this today, I'm so full and...
2021-11-26 01:24:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Seth's encounter with a vine waving, shrubbish creature leads to some precarious fantasy fulfilment that may or may not have allowed monsters, creatures, and beings of all sorts to pass through a strange portal. In retrospect, perhaps asking some questions or having a base level of self preservation m...
2021-11-23 23:29:25 +0000 UTC View Post
A "professional" cryptid hunter leaves behind a tape detailing a mysterious encounter that he claims allowed creatures he only dreamed of to pass into this world. Was his desire what served as the catalyst for this event?
2021-11-23 23:29:20 +0000 UTC View PostSoul tired, but brain go brrrrrr. I look back at the 100k stream and the Vtuber Alphonse reveal, plug the new merch, and remember that there's a community survey y'all really should do! Also I explain the origin and plans regarding DILF!Alphonse and DILF!Seth...which in short is "they're older and hot". There's a lot to dig into so let's carve this turkey up and dig in!
Tonight at 6pm CST (at this link here) the 100k livestream is going to feature all kinds of fun things!
Oh, so listener dragged Guzma to bed because they were feeling frisky? Bet. Well, bet after he snoozed for a little while. He spoons them and reminds them to keep nice and quiet while he goes to work.
Contains: Ambiguous listener, lots of implied groping and playing with dat ass, dirty talk, sex in the spoon position and a good time all around.
2021-11-15 19:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Guzma stirs from his slumber wondering why the listener is still awake when it was their idea to go to bed in the first place. As it turns out, sleeping wasn't exactly what they had in mind. He rewards them for their patience.
2021-11-15 19:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Aizawa watches over a (presumably) unconscious listener as they recover from an act of heroism gone wrong in the hospital. He drops the tough guy act and uncorks all the feelings he's kept private until now...
Script by Runa
2021-11-11 19:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
A trip to the abandoned Megamart to "repurpose" some dusty old party favors gets spooky when Guzma and the listener become wary of Ghost type Pokemon looking to spook them, but what they find is far from what they expected!
Script by Scarlet Torchic
2021-11-08 19:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post