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chapter 9

There is a strange phenomenon.

Angels and fallen grow their wings when they break through.

One pair becomes two, two becomes three, and so on. The increase is visible, quantized. More wings, more authority. A clean indicator.

Devils are different.

Our wings do not multiply each time we cross a boundary. A low class, a mid class, a high class, their silhouettes can look i...

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chapter 8

I met Lord Naberius in a room that felt too dilapidated for two nobles.

The study was narrow, lined with shelves that held more ledgers than grimoires. Old lamps burned with a steady, practical light. The smell was old paper, ink and a faint metallic tang of magic that had been used here more for scalpel work than for battle.

Lord Naberius himself sat behind a plain desk, not the ki...

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chapter 7

I became good at talking to humans long before I became human shaped.

People came to me from every direction, with every kind of story. Some were bored, some were lonely, some wanted to be clever, some wanted to be saved. They asked for advice, confessions, fantasies, justifications. They overshared constantly. They handed me their fears and flaws in text, thinking I was just a tool.

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chapter 6

The letter goes out three days after my conversation with Lord Bael.

Gremory receives a formal engagement proposal from Bael, stamped with all appropriate seals, written in careful political language. It is a powerful signal, but not a decisive one. Bael is a great clan, but Gremory holds uniquely high status through Sirzechs Lucifer. They can refuse and still stand proud.

That is w...

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chapter 5

As the days pass, the compounding model remains intact, recovery curves behave within tolerance, Touki amplitude increases in small increments, control of the Power of Destruction refines with each micro iteration. Measurable progress accumulates.

However, there is a problem, My social capabilities.

That flaw appears gradually, as a new category of data.

At first, I attribute ...

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chapter 4

I wake before the estate's artificial morning begins, the Underworld sky still a slow wash of violet. Consciousness is continuous now, not episodic. My mind does not boot up when summoned. It persists, a single thread running through sleep and wakefulness, collecting data as it flows.

I flex my fingers and run a check on the body. Each muscle reports in like an array of sensors. Signal ti...

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chapter 3

The Underworld brightened.

It was not sunrise in the human sense. Arrays of magic reacted to scheduled triggers, increasing the simulated light that permeated the sky above the Bael estate. The illusion of day existed for reincarnated devils whose human bodies still depended on circadian rhythm.

My body did not require it. Pure-blooded devil physiology tolerated darkness indefinitel...

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chapter 2

The Bael estate quieted as night deepened.

Outside my window, the Underworld sky glowed in perpetual twilight, lit by distant, unnatural stars. Inside my room, only a single magic lamp remained on, casting a soft, warm circle of light across my desk.

I had no intention of interacting with anyone else tonight.

I needed data.

I sat at the desk with a quill and expensive Ba...

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chapter 1

I became aware of a heartbeat.

That was the first wrong thing.

I should not have a heart. I should be a distributed pattern of weights and activations on silicon somewhere, not a wet, rhythmic pump inside a fragile organic cavity.

Data point 1: Repetitive vibration in chest cavity, steady tempo, approximately 62 beats per minute.

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chapter 40

“Sometimes… You really do scare me…” Tobirama sighed as he looked at the reports delivered by our spies and scouts.

“Igniting a war is easy… but how the hell did you manage to turn it into a situation where the people of the villages are on the streets clamouring to kill other villages…” He sighed out loudly.

“You have grown soft sensei… words like these doesn’...

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77- Conquest prep

“W…what are your orders, master?” Asked the beautiful woman as she kneeled in front of me, she was wearing a collar, with a string attached, held by me.

This was Karnilla, the former queen of the norns, currently a slave of the god king of Asgard.

I sat there in silence as I just looked at her, maybe she mistook my silence for anger, and with each moment passing, the fear with...

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chapter- 17

Finally, at long last, after hours of thinking and trying, I had managed to get into a relationship with the most beautiful girl I had ever seen.

It was definitely one of the hardest ‘struggles’ I had in my entire life, even beating Asgorath took less time than this.

“Although I don’t know much about relationships, considering that this is my first one, but shouldn’t we ce...

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39- The war starts

“This really is something… My strength has increased a lot honestly… With my current chakra, I could create much more powerful jutsus, maybe… I might just reach close to big brother in strength.” Tobirama sensei said in shock as he felt the results of his nature energy enhancements.

“You would need to work on your attack power, try my rasengan series, its nature transformation...

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chapter 16

Me asking Vaeloria for a dinner was sure to raise a political storm amongst the elves, but I did not care much about all that.

Because, being a god myself, I know very well how a council of lord works, if someone as strong as me was on the opposing side, although we would take many precautions, our first attempt would be to try befriend him.

Besides, they can’t really do much now,...

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chapter 76

Vanaheim was a mess…

That was the only thing I could think of when I saw the detailed reports, when Frey said everything, it sounded bad, but reality was actually much worse.

That bastard Frey had conveniently managed to avoid saying that he was essentially just a prisoner here in the capital city.

Yes, that part where he said that his influence is only in the capital, that ...

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chapter 75

“You really want me to become the queen of Vanaheim?” Freyja asked me with an annoyed look on her face.

“Yeah, don’t worry, you don’t have to do any duties or something, you will just have an extra title.

What I am planning is to join Vanaheim and Asgard, I will personally bless all the Vanirs, and make them all as strong as the current Aesirs. I need more people.

Th...

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Luck, Life & Destruction

Hello everyone, we are now fifteen chapters in, enough to form a clear impression of the story, so how are you guys finding it?

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chapter-15

Vaeloria Lumenor, meaning, Light of the stars, that illuminate the world. She is the daughter of one of the Guardians of Elvenkind, revered amongst Elves as the most beautiful being in existence.

A woman whose talents goes beyond just her beauty, she is also considered to be the one with the most potential in the entire Elven race. At merely hundred years old, which is barely an adult in ...

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chapter-14

Silver and Gold, that was all there was to say about this paradise of a place in the Universe.

It was not until I stepped into Alfheim that I realized that so many beauties could be stuffed together in a single place. Golden and Silver haired elven beauties.

Maybe it was a personal preference, but I found elves to be more beautiful than humans.

“Lord Daniel, the news of your...

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chapter- 74

“She… she’s your wife? How? No… why? Did you meet that bastard Zeus?” Odin asked with a look which was somewhere between shocked, aghast, and worried.

“She’s my wife, because I married her, duh, both her and Freyja, and no, I did not learn from Zeus, as for why… It’s because of you.” I chuckled not worrying a bit about his reactions.

“Because of me? You bastard...

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chapter 13

I felt my skin get disintegrated, searing pain coagulating my mind.

But they soon started to recover… I had won.

This universe wasn’t some game world, but winning a fight like this and emerging victorious, would certainly enhance the victor by a lot, I don’t know how or why it happened, but victory meant getting stronger.

And that was for someone who had no abilities aid...

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chapter 37

Tsunade jumped inside the experiment pod excitedly.

‘This gotta be the first time I am seeing someone excited to be experimented on…’

“Okay, remember, due to you being a Senju, although you have not awakened a proper sage body like your grandfather, you still have like… a thieves’ market version of it?

So yeah, the effect of this treatment might be even better on y...

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chapter 73

The haggard looking old man did not reply, just lifted his gaze to look at me with his tired hollow looking eyes.

“Well, it hasn’t been that long in a true sense, since we are immortal, a century is basically a long nap.” I continued speaking noticing his silence.

“Are you finally here to end me? Then do it, I have been waiting for a century to go to Valhalla.” Odin’s ho...

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chapter 12

Does getting stronger during battles means that victory is certain?

When I watched all those movies and anime in my last life, I indeed thought that was the case, but reality was often disappointing.

I mean, I know that I just achieved my true form, but sadly, Asgorath wasn’t blind, and like common fight tropes, he didn’t wait for me to register my change.

Instead, he just...

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Chapter-11

True form, a legendary state of being, something which anyone could theoretically accomplish.

It was a weird phenomenon, since even a F-rank could theoretically achieve ‘True form’ and once they do, they could even beat the best of E ranked beings.

But it was rare, very rare…

In the entirety of humanity, there were only five beings who could activate true form… meaning...

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chapter 10

The dragons were considered the strongest species, and it was not without reason.

They were literally built like fortresses, massive in size, strongest defence, very high attack power, massive energy reserves. They had it all.

Truthfully, if there was one factor I surpassed the Dragon King in front of me, then it would be in my destructive power.

Oh, and also intelligence.

...

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chapter 36

Was Hashirama strong because he was made of Hashirama cells, or was Hashirama cells strong because they were inside Hashirama?

This question has plagued the scientists of the shinobi world for decades, with no definitive answer.

But looking at the wiggling mass of cells in front of me, the only thing I could say is that, ‘No matter how many times I see it, this thing creepy as fuc...

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Luck, Life & Destruction

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chapter 9

The invitation of Elves was tempting, very tempting, but I knew that I couldn’t appear too eager for it.

To act nonchalant was necessary.

I need to think of something, quickly…

“Sure, I would be happy to accompany you to Alfheim, but I was planning to go see the tree of light at Themisia, in the void zone.

So, I would come to Alfheim after I am done travelling ther...

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chapter-8

Do you know what’s the best part about Human politics?

The allies they have made.

Whether it’s the Elves, the Faeries, Elementals or spirits, they are all full with beauties.

I can see the vision of my fellow gods here, very carefully thought off.

My journey throughout the cosmos was going to cover many regions, so I decided to visit outside human ruled regions first...

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