"Where do you see yourself in five years?" your boss asks. You think long and hard. You internally chuckle because of the phrase "long and hard". "Well, hopefully I'm still producing quality content, just like the guys on the Here's What I Don't Get podcast that I listen to every week." Wrong answer. Your boss draws a gun on you. Surprise, he's an FBI agent and you've been lured in by our honey...
2021-11-19 22:21:22 +0000 UTC
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You have been called together today because you are the best in your respective fields. It will take the greatest strategic and scientific minds we have to face this problem. What is this foe we face? The sun. For too long us humans have had to deal with invasive rays of light waking us up far too early. Or blinding brightness while we drive. Sometimes the temperature even gets mildly uncomfort...
2021-11-11 05:39:51 +0000 UTC
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This late release Bonus Episode for October we're talking about.
Survival Game Sub-Genre
Oktoberfest
Fan Petitions
Pizza
Sorry for the lateness, hopefully we'll be getting back on track this November and December.
2021-11-11 04:34:30 +0000 UTC
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Now that November is here, it's time to hibernate! Get out of the cold and bundle up next to your extremely flammable space heater, turn on your favorite streaming service and binge, binge, binge. Because that's the American way. What could be more American than veg-ing out on the hot new series while avoiding friends and work just so you'll have something to talk to your cousin about in betwee...
2021-11-04 22:22:28 +0000 UTC
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HWIDG is proud to announce that we're changing our name to more closely align with how we feel the podcast will be going in the future. Today we're announcing: DUNC Talk. Going forward, DUNC Talk will be your one stop shop for all news and media related to DUNC, the new hit IP. What is DUNC? Is it a movie? An NFT? A food? We don't know, but it's going to be big, so get ready for loads and loads...
2021-10-28 20:41:29 +0000 UTC
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Due to a severe pumpkin carving accident, Tab is unable to join the podcast this week, and under similar but unrelated circumstances, Tim is unable to join as he is currently confined to county jail for drunkenly attempting to re-handle a car. Fortunately the hosts were able to dictate their general thoughts on what they would be discussing and using a high end artificial intelligence, we were ...
2021-10-22 00:18:54 +0000 UTC
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Well, with World War 3 on the horizon, we here at HWIDG would like to wish you the best in the coming apocalypse. Whether it be Mad Max style resource-gangs getting in shootouts over Mountain Dew, Fallout style atomicpunk restructuring, or a Walking Dead-esque epidemic of zombies and bad writing, we hope you have half as much fun burning the roving gimpsuit gangs as you do listening to the Ham ...
2021-10-14 23:45:27 +0000 UTC
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This week on WHAT WAS THAT? YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP SON! our two old men are at it again! With an industrial-sized tub of Ben Gay, a fresh stack of adult diapers, and a 2 LB bag of Werther's Originals, these grumpy old men are ready to... to.... what was it we were doing again? Where am I? Who are you? I've got to get back to base! I am Sergeant Handlebreaker with the U.S. Air Force and I am co...
2021-10-07 04:29:41 +0000 UTC
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Introducing... Crango! The same great tastes you love from cranberries and mango, now combined into a mysterious new fruit! Why is it pitch black? We don't know, but that's how they come! It's totally safe! Why are they perfectly triangular? We also don't know, I guess they grow that way! Are they available unshelled? Don't worry, the crunchiness is a natural defense mechanism the Crango ...
2021-10-01 03:06:39 +0000 UTC
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In this very special minisode that's actually a regular episode as requested by BrassKnucklez our spite producer, we're talking about.
Accounts
The Anonymization of Content
Medicine
Fake Betas
2021-09-30 04:48:10 +0000 UTC
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Lying
Live
China's Ban on Gaming
Neat Food
2021-09-30 04:43:45 +0000 UTC
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It's Fall now. I don't care what you say. We had the sneak preview, and now it's here, so chug a bunch of Claritin and get your carving kit out because some horny teens just moved in next door and you've got to stop them. While you're carefully hanging up the dead bodies in order to sca...
2021-09-24 04:04:18 +0000 UTC
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Webster's dictionary defines the number 251 as "the natural number between 250 and 252", but it is so much more than that. It's also the second number after 249 and the second number before 253. It is also the mass number of the element Californium which was discovered in a wastebasket ...
2021-09-16 04:25:00 +0000 UTC
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Five years strong and growing! Thanks to all out listeners and supporters, and shoutout to Flinstones Vitamins for keeping our bones healthy! As we snort another batch, let us regale you with our tales of nerd rage about:
- Zombieland: Double Tap
- Mobile Game Economy
- A L...
2021-09-09 23:34:50 +0000 UTC
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On this week's episode we talk about that mistake that has plagued us for 20 years. 20 years ago our great nation's leaders made a terrible decision and it has now, finally come to bite us in our rear. The wake of destruction it has caused is immeasurable. Of course I'm talking about th...
2021-09-02 22:35:18 +0000 UTC
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Welcome back fans to this month's minisode. This month we're jabbering about these petty annoyances.
Flys
Women Cleaning
Whole Movie Trailers
Lost Hours
You want proof there is no god? Flys. Fuck flys man.
Women, why do you feel the need to move our things? Y...
2021-08-30 05:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Check out Gabbin about Godzilla!
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In honor of HWIDG's upcoming 5th anniversary, we will be releasing a new version of the podcast to celebrate. This new version will include 500+ sound effects including airh...
2021-08-27 06:10:13 +0000 UTC
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Welcome back patrons to this month's bonus episode, this month we're all fired up and talking about.
TV Archives
Back on the Horse
Comeuppance
Being the Worf
A long time ago if you missed your favorite program that was it, it was missed. Hope they do reruns this summer...
2021-08-26 02:54:37 +0000 UTC
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Jay submits this niche horror film for our viewing pleasure, and some amount of boredom. Join us as we watch some of the most gory practical horror I've seen in many years.
2021-08-26 02:40:43 +0000 UTC
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Here it is, the movie literally nobody without a front hole wantedto see. My sister joins us to give the perspective of the target audience to our otherwise hate and spite filled review. Big thanks to Beware the Feds for this spite producer request.
2021-08-26 02:37:05 +0000 UTC
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For the first time in our county's history, the impossible has happened. A cruel, vindictive man has rigged an election in his favor. Tab Birt is charged with one count of election fraud and one count of vote tampering for his interference in a local whiskey tasting event. His whiskey l...
2021-08-19 23:56:17 +0000 UTC
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The time has come to vote, and unlike at a whiskey tasting, I won't be using russian interference to sway the results...
Or will I?
Vote now!!!
2021-08-19 23:24:42 +0000 UTC
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This week on Podcast Crimes, how well do you know your fans? For every diehard fan out there that is a normal Joe Schmo, there lurks the possible John Wayne Gacy of podcast fans. The small town of Saratoga in Wyoming recently had a crisis on their hands when there was a spree of vandali...
2021-08-12 22:58:39 +0000 UTC
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In what some are calling the "Canonball Run" of podcasting, we present to you the absolute fastest produced episode of this show yet! Live (in the past) from the road, Tab regales us with tales of truck stop shower sex and over-priced beef jerky as we yell about:
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2021-08-05 21:44:31 +0000 UTC
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Karaoke
Why Windows Can't Stop Shitting it's Pants
Not Having a Second You Plan
Square Pizza
2021-07-31 05:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Brassknuckles writes and demands we watch Dracula 3000 without shitting on it, well we watched it best we could. And believe it or not it wasn't the worst thing we watched that day. Join us on video while we talk to the chat, and Tony from Hack the Movies comments in to let us know why ...
2021-07-31 02:04:00 +0000 UTC
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Welcome back to this month's bonus episode this month we're talking about
Destruction
Living on the Edge
A Few Good Men
Wikis
Sorry about the late release.
2021-07-30 04:41:17 +0000 UTC
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It was only a matter of time folks. Usually we're not ones to copy trends and follow what everyone else is doing, but this time there's big money involved, so away with our dignity! We're proud to present Here's What I Don't Godzilla, from North to South, East to West, but especially the ...
2021-07-29 22:06:51 +0000 UTC
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This week we have lost a dear friend. Join us in mourning as we say goodbye to someone that has been with this podcast since it started. But when life throws your loved one off of a cliff/into a volcano, it resurrects said loved one with a new body and kick-ass devil powers. So get ready to say hello to Devil Recording Laptop and his cronies:
- Broken Computers
- Bad Internet
2021-07-22 16:33:11 +0000 UTC
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On this week's episode of HWIDG, we'd like to apologize for any audio snafus there might be, but just remember we're just a couple of dudes. We're not one of these big podcasts backed by a global media company. Those kinds of podcasts have like 5 producers and 3 editors to catch all of that. ...
2021-07-15 05:41:48 +0000 UTC
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