This week, the world is still reeling from the incredible happenings at the World Firework Championships. The bronze medal went to veteran Chip Mahoney with an amazing display of simultaneous grilling and fireworking, culminating in a finale where he cleaned up 12 beer cans by flying th...
2021-07-08 03:01:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Get those votes in today, because tomorrow Joe Biden may have nuked us all.
2021-07-01 21:43:37 +0000 UTC View Post
As HWIDG's last official episode of June, we'd like to preemptively say this may or may not be the end of the show! It's a gamble, really. Either one of the hosts could die in a heinous bottle rocket accident or get killed by a friend for tossing an M-80 under their car! We might come b...
2021-07-01 04:19:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back to this month's minisode. This month we're talking about...
Broken Battlefield
Interconnectivity
Never Addressed
Corporate Social Media
Battlefield is a game that sucks. Tim is shocked it still sucks. Uhmayzin.
Why does everything need to connect ...
2021-06-30 05:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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Welcome back to this month's bonus episode of Here's What I Do Get, we're getting fucked by computers once again and talking about...
A Lack of Noise
Tinkering
Mechanical Keyboard Zen
Racism
We could all make the world a better place by taking 3 minutes every day and try...
2021-06-27 19:03:41 +0000 UTC View Post
On tonight's episode of HWIDG Investigates: a mysterious suicide and an even more mysterious letter. When disgraced former podcast host "The Handlebreaker" was found dead in his prison cell last week from an apparent suicide, the world was shocked. With no traces of foul play, and the c...
2021-06-24 05:54:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Now available on the HWIDG Store is our new soothing Here's What Doesn't Burn Cooling Relief Ointment! For burns small to large our proprietary blend of chemicals will quickly soothe away any possible burning sensations from fire, radiation, or an entire episode of a podcast dedicated t...
2021-06-17 22:29:00 +0000 UTC View Post
We here at HWIDG like to bring you important messages each week, but none has been more important than this one. Folks, there's a rising threat in our community, and it's time we address it. For too long, Tired, Old New Yorkers have been running around, rudely telling people off, walkin...
2021-06-10 04:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
We here at HWIDG would like to elaborate on some of the findings in our ILLEGALLY hacked and released emails this week. First, Tab would like to apologize for the underwhelming amount of gun and ammo purchase receipts, but in his defense, they were made up in number by just pounds and p...
2021-06-04 01:21:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Here it is HWIDG mini lovers, your Minisode for May I hope you've had a good month of fuckin outside, and haven't had to deal with.
Weather Platitudes
Tasting Notes
File Size Limits
Grown Ass Men
Why do people feel the need to act like the weather is some gift that ...
2021-05-31 02:26:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Tonight, on HWIDG Investigates: The Land of Oz. Once a fairytale-esque land of Lollipop Guilds and Yellow Brick Roads, after the Munchkin Revolt of 1968, Oz was one of the poorest, most violent lands in the world. But these days, with a brand new government and a totally rewritten set o...
2021-05-27 03:51:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Here we are again HWIDGETS time for another big bonus episode and this month we're fired up about
Car Customization Games
Titanfall 2
Cheat Days
Drop It Like It's Hot
The only thing as good as a character customizer is a car customizer. Not just making it fast but m...
2021-05-25 01:36:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back to Here's What I Don't Get, now with 100% less guests! That's right, no more of those zany neighbors joining in like Steve Urkel! Now it's back to the no-nonsense, serious life advice/true crime podcast you once loved.
- Average Movie Goers
- Dhar Mann Videos
-...
We here at HWIDG are proud to present our new sister podcast: HWICGIMC! On Here's Why I Can't Get Into My Car, we'll talk about all the reasons we're stuck in a Waffle House parking lot at four in the morning. Each week we'll invite a new guest for tips and tricks on how to break into y...
2021-05-13 02:43:43 +0000 UTC View Post
We're recording this commentary tomorrow so GET THOSE VOTE IN!!!
2021-05-09 17:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Here it is the video you've been waiting for, how Tab grills his steaks. Cook along at home and let us know how your steak turns out!
2021-05-09 10:10:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a reminder to everyone Episode 232 would have normally been recorded and released this week, but I released it without a thumbnail and writeup last week to give everyone early access. Leave us a voicemail and tell Tim to make his writeups and thumbnails in a more timely manner so w...
2021-05-05 05:33:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Watch the Video Episode! Ignore the 40 minutes of banner at the end.
Welcome back fans to this minisode for April. Deadhelm joins us in studio as a laugh track for this month's minisode and we're talking about -
- 4K Size Balloon
- Handedness
- Forced Updates
- Clear Ice
With the onward march of prog...
2021-04-30 05:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Get your votes in for this Month's movie commentary. This is the only place you votes actually counts!
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2021-04-29 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time to unveil the HWIDG Tax Plan for 2021! The plan is nothing. Taxation is theft.
- May the 4th
- California
- Armageddon Vibes
Happy Fan Day! It's a celebration! For the Fans! Fans can tell us how much they love us this year by buying 1 of our 64 Fan Day exclus...
2021-04-29 04:45:58 +0000 UTC View Post
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Welcome back to Here's What I Don't Get Investigates. This week: The Closing Time Bandit. A mischievous cretin that stalks restaurant establishments that are about to close. He then slinks in just as employees get that "I get to go home" feeling and that's when he strikes. Sometimes it's a gauge...
Check out the video episode, it's missing the first 11 minutes because youtube is shitty.
Hey kids, it's time to get wacky with the host of Here's What I Don't Get: Madcucks! On today's episode Madcucks teaches you all about the "R" word: Respect! But first, an exciting look into Madcucks' house! There are all kinds of t...
2021-04-22 02:35:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Check Out the Video attached to Episode 229. It starts at 2:10 is the link doesn't work.
Hello and Welcome back fans to this Month's bonus episode. This month we're coming in hot and talking about .
- Amazon Pre-Order Price Guarantee
- Right to Repair
- Cheating People Out of NFTs
- The Rules of Acq...
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Finally you can use your hard earned money on something that will actually be useful! Introducing: SteakCoin! That's right, but those bot-gotten GPUs to good use mining the hottest new cryptocurrency! SteakCoin is the ONLY cryptocurrency that you can cash out as medium-rare steak at any...
2021-04-14 23:49:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to Alternate Facts week on HWIDG. This week: Earth. Is it a sphere, a flat plane, a disc on the back of four giant elephants that are on an even giant-er turtle, or something else? How fast exactly are we moving in space? 10,000 MPH or not at all? How come when I spin around really ...
2021-04-07 22:37:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Get your votes in while you still can!
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All aboard the S.S. HWIDG for Here's Wet I Don't Get 2021! We're packing a ship full of issues and headed for this year's hottest spring break location: the Suez Canal! Enjoy our mile-long bar with your commemorative 84 oz. HWIDG broken-handle mug! Enjoy our various steak buffets featur...
2021-03-31 23:37:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Watch the video episode with Episode 226 of HWIDG!
Also go vote for April's Movie Commentary!
Welcome back fans this month we're talking about:
Stores do the Bag...
2021-03-30 17:28:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Check out the video episode also including Minisode 38!
We're taking HWIDG back to the 1950's! Before they had invented colors and good movies, there was HWIDG! ON tonite's broadcast we're confronting these issues: Why My Wife Burns the Casserole After My Boss Has Been Chewing My Ass All Day, Not Having a Pack of Smokes ...
2021-03-25 04:43:27 +0000 UTC View Post