All things being equal, I think this image -unburdened from context- is the most honest pitch for the "whole deal" of our show. If this image fills you with revulsion we are not for you. But if you smile to see it as you would an old friend? Well have we got a show for you!
2024-01-15 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Sound off!
(All of these choices are 100% correct, by the way. Don't agree? Weird of you to admit that you're bad at listening to a podcast.)
Neil
The Birthday Party - Prayers on Fire
The Boys Next Door- Door, Door
Rowland S. Howard/Lydia Lunch- Some Velvet Morning
The Gun Club- Fire of Love
The Fall- The Nation's Saving Grace
Back in 2014 my friend Caitlin did a tarot reading with me. I had never interacted with tarot before other than that Home Improvement episode where one of the kids does a reading and draws the Death card and freaks out until somebody explains that tarot isn't real. That was the beginning and end of it for me. So I tried to just give myself over to Caitlin's reading and not be a smartass like I ...
2024-01-08 10:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
You do not have to "like" an image to appreciate its raw power.
2024-01-01 11:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm Cum Dangle and this is The Knight of Swords *Corona riff*
2023-12-25 11:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
From the weird vault where we got the characters for Weird Times in Piss Harbor: It's the character sheet of NEIL, played by our own Ali Fisher!
Ali made a playlist for Neil that you can check out here!
2023-12-20 11:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostAnother year gone by, and what can we say? Some of its cultural outputs were better than others. But who is here to JUDGE? To RECOMMEND?! To CONDEMN!? It's Christopher Hastings, Joe Lepore and Tim Platt with all your most needed declarations of which movies, tv shows, games, food and music of 2023 were better than all the rest.
2023-12-20 08:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostBranson, Christopher, and Tim answer questions about the episode two that knew what to do...BIG time! Thanks for listening!
2023-12-19 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
As I was making these I came across another card (the five of coins) that's a way better fit for Torrin and The Beautiful Avoider. I've thought a lot about it and I've come down on the side of "tarot is wrong and I'm right."
2023-12-18 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
From the vault of Weird Times at Piss Harbor: The sheet for Thickwick Thunderthumb played by guest John Gabrus!
2023-12-13 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Would've been insanely stupid not to make this one Ivan since he's an alcoholic. Or I guess I should say "bloodoholic" since he's addicted to bloodohol.
2023-12-11 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
From the Vault: the character sheet of Weird Times in Piss Harbor's TOMMY WHISTLE.
Expect more sheets in the upcoming weeks...
2023-12-06 15:27:43 +0000 UTC View PostAli, Branson, Chris, and Tim answer questions about the very first episode of the new campaign WEIRD TIMES IN PISS HARBOR. That's how this whole thing gonna go, baba!
Ah, the ten of cups. The most cups for your buck you can get out of tarot. That's what we in the business call "a great bargain." Perhaps others call it this, too. But we in the business would have no way of knowing. The business is a very insular world, you see. Lots of inbreeding. Many of us are beginning to look like those cave creatures from The Descent. Where was I? Oh yeah, the ten of cup...
2023-12-04 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Here they are. For you to gawk. Happy Halloween!
2023-11-28 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I've heard it said that people come into our lives for a reason, bringing something we must learn, and we are led to those who help us most to grow if we let them. And they will help us in return. Well, I don't know if I believe that's true but I know I'm who I am today because I knew you.
2023-11-27 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Don't miss your chance to nab a Wolf Orb tee, Goblin tote, or hoodie with the cast as G-G-G-GHOSTS! There's also a snazzy new shirt with Scan...
2023-11-25 14:51:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Folks, they're here. The simplified character sheets promised by Branson in the Weird Times in Piss Harbor (WTiPH) session zero patreon episode. At last! You can create your own characters... "The Rude Tales Way!" Now, I know what you're thinking: "Hey, don't they barely play D&D anyway? Why scale down?" or maybe you're thinking "Literally how is it even possible for Rude Tales to ...
2023-11-24 18:37:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe cast creates their characters for the brand new campaign WEIRD TIMES IN PISS HARBOR. The only place to hear that character creation is here, on the patreon. Isn't that amazing? You're right where you need to be.
2023-11-22 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostAfter four electric years, the Class Dismissed campaign has been put to bed...a BIG bed! The whole cast answers questions about the final episode, saying goodbye to their characters, the big villain song, and what comes next.
2023-11-21 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Ah, the Hierophant. Submit to established social structures. For a week like today, that means cook something normal for your friends and/or family. If you are looking for something normal to cook, may we recommend 2023-11-20 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Just five minutes after finishing the recording of the final episode of our first campaign, the cast of Rude Tales of Magic bravely got back on mic to talk about it. We celebrate and elevate; we honor and we mourn; we begin to process and proceed to begin again. Get ready for our new campaign soon! We aint slowing down, we STRONGing UP (imo).
2023-11-15 13:35:33 +0000 UTC View PostHere is the demo of the Lexicon Matters Theme before it went into production. Performed by Tim Platt. Below are the lyrics. Bwa ha ha!
Lexicon:
Down here we heard that bell
Why you had to ring that thing I couldn't tell
Cuz Down here no rules apply
PLUS SCHOOL IS AMAZING
I’m a stand up guy!
You see where this is going
You’ve got demands a...
Ah the Queen of Swords. Turning words into action. Straightforward, no BS, tell it like it is, et al.
In honor of this card, please be HONEST in your casting of yourself in Queen of Swords in the comments: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW5ZSenrO5I
I’m Peter Wingfield.
2023-11-13 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
On the road to Athens, a young hunter found herself stuck on the wrong side of a raging river. She noticed an elderly woman sitting upon a ferry and offered her a freshly hunted rabbit in exchange for transport. Halfway across the river, the old woman took up her oar, allowing the current to guide the boat downstream.
“What are you doing? The object of my hunt (an armadillo wearing an o...
2023-11-06 18:55:43 +0000 UTC View Post
"The former Teletubbies sun baby announced that she was welcoming her own little ray of sunshine. On Tuesday, Jessica Smith announced in an Instagram post that she was expecting her first child.
She posted a snap of an ultrasound im...
2023-10-30 09:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostNot too long ago, on a night just like tonight, six friends (!!AnD PeErS !!) met to build a cul-de-sac of such outrageous specifications that they caught the attention of Rude Tales of Magic, who transcribed that group's conversation and performed them, on mic, word for word.
Prepare to hear the horrid tale(s) of Six Haunted Houses built from SCRATCH in the RUDE TALES OF MAGIC BIG 2023 HA...
2023-10-25 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostChristopher Hastings, Joe Lepore, and Tim Platt of the hit podcast Rude Tales of Magic answer questions about episode 69, the penultimate episode of the first campaign. Anything is possible when friends commit to being the best they can be...together!
2023-10-24 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Three of Swords. This is a sad one. A real loss, apparently. Not just depression but sorrow, apparently. But I was thinking, let me tell yah, I was thinking that maybe the problem is that the three swords in the card are impaling a HEART when they COULD be impaling- and this is what I was thinking- they could be impaling a WALNUT. Like the swords could break the walnut so then you could eat the...
2023-10-23 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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