Like a fellowship of heroes gathering for a noble a quest, Carly, Chris and Joe gather for a noble quest...ion and answer session?? We're talking fine fabrics, Hidden Machines, and that mysterious figure known only as Endrizzi Dale'Earnhardt.
2025-03-11 04:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
By clicking play on this episode you are consenting to spending approximately 90 unbroken minutes listening to two 36 year old men discussing the oeuvre of filmmaker Kevin Smith and their relationship to it. Don't go on Splash Mountain if you don't wanna get wet.
Branson & Tim talk about the writer/director/performer Kevin Smith and his creative output: Clerks (1994),
Branson drew a bunch of busts of characters and we'll be putting them out every few weeks. Please, please enjoy
2025-03-03 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Christopher, Carly, Joe, & Tim talk barbershops, playing NPCs, breakfasts, hobbies, and, of course, that strange dance we call Magic The Gathering.
2025-02-25 10:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
New characters for Pokemon: BROWN from Branson Reese.
2025-02-24 15:12:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Wealthy Poorson, one of the 10 richest Batpeople in the Nethermurk, used his immense fortune to travel every inch of our wonderful underground world. It has been said that Wealthy Poorson has seen everything there is to see in the Nethermurkāand then some!
Realizing that the wealth-challenged may be unable to devote so much of their time to exploration, Wealthy set out to record all he...
"Ranger's supposed to speak a lot. That's how he works."
^that's just one out of OVER AN HOUR'S worth of quotations that YOU can hear in this latest episode of Rude Talks of Chatting with Christopher, Carly, Joe, and Tim. They talk the Ep, the introverted, bros, and inspiring foods. Listen...if do dare.
2025-02-11 09:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a battle for the ages: two performers from far flung ends of religious tradition (raised Catholic v. educated Episcopalian) meet in the conversation dome to talk about Christ stuff. Listen to Christopher Hastings & Tim Platt talk about their early & late experiences with "duh faith" and why they return to its waters for comedic inspiration.
2025-02-06 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Branson drew a bunch of busts of characters and we'll be putting them out every few weeks. Please, please enjoy
2025-02-03 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Christopher Hastings! Branson Reese! Carly Monardo! Tim Platt! The four of corner of that strange square called Conversation! They talk about Old People, Game Stop, Game Play, Character Design, The Episode, and MORE!
2025-01-28 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
As discussed in the latest Rude Talks of Chatting, here is the entire Bucket of Milk gang transformed into Pokemon gym leaders! Now show your love for the show and make a ROM hack with all of us!
Lineups & Flavor Text: Bran & Joe
Gym Leader Sprites: Da Bran Man
Yah Gotta Give It Up For CHRISTOPHER, CARLY, & JOE as they talk Italy, Pokemon, Wario, and OF COURSE the most recent episode of NETHERMURK!
Editor's Note: We had some recording snafus and had to use our backup audio for this episode. We apologize for the dip in quality but trust that the incredible energy of this amazing conversation (about pokemon AND MORE) amazes and astounds.
2025-01-14 11:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
We're selling this brand new design featuring the original Rude Tales of Magic cast to fundraise for the Anti-Recidivism Coalition. 100% of the proceeds will go to support the incarcerated firefighters and their efforts to fight the LA wildfires.
The job of One Who Runs a Dungeons & Dragons Game For Radio is a relatively rare and new one at this point in human history, and to be frank, we're still working out some best practices. And so we call this meeting of peers and pals, Nethermurk DM Chris Hastings and Skulltenders DM Cohen Edenfield to discuss, "What the hell are we even doing?" They discuss different ways of handling combat,...
2025-01-08 09:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Branson drew a bunch of busts of characters and we'll be putting them out every few weeks. Please, please enjoy
2025-01-06 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
There is a twisted drama within this episode of Talkin About Christmas Music, where Ali, Joe, & Tim chat about their favorite holiday tunes. Who will be heard? What will be heard? and how will these three strange friends recover from Marley's ghost, who swooped into the audio to cause a stir.
Also we Draft Christmas Songs.
Happy Holidays!
-Tim
2024-12-23 10:00:05 +0000 UTC
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"Silent night, holy night"? Fat chance! This holiday season, we're treating you to a fully produced bonus game from the Rude Crew: Tom Bloom's "Goblin With A Fat Ass". Run and produced by Rude Tales of Magic's Carly Monardo, this very special episode introduces Rude Tales of Magic: Nethermurk's GM, Christopher Hastings, Joe Lepore (Rude Tales of Magic) and ...
2024-12-18 10:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Christopher, Carly, and Tim talk nativity, cookies, and episodes...specifically episode 9, Portrait of a Problem! Listen to these mad cap maniacs answer listener submitted questions! Listen!!
2024-12-17 10:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Wealthy Poorson, one of the 10 richest Batpeople in the Nethermurk, used his immense fortune to travel every inch of our wonderful underground world. It has been said that Wealthy Poorson has seen everything there is to see in the Nethermurkāand then some!
Realizing that the wealth-challenged may be unable to devote so much of their time to exploration, Wealthy set out to record all he...
Dear Friends,
Today is the last day to buy our four Holiday Exclusive merch designs. Don't delay! Head to the store right now to grab 'em!
But that's not all, today is also the last day to buy any of our wonderful evergreen designs to ensure delivery before xmas. Order today and may everything under your...
Branson + Joe + Tim + Surprise Guest Carly hop on the to discuss the strange interlude known only as You've Got Nail. We talk of food, drink, school, introverts, and, of course, senior superlatives. Listen, won't you?
2024-12-03 11:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Based on Tim's description of his incredible new character, Carly, Chris, and Branson were inspired to draw their own interpretations of the creature known only as "Ranger". Feast your eyes!
2024-11-26 20:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Shop the Rude Tales of Magic Holiday 2024 Catalogue! We've got new designs, old faves, and some super-special Bell House merch! And for those in the Gnome Gnoble or Elf Lord Tiers, we have a special promo just for you! (Scroll down on this very Patreon for details)
Carly, Chris and Joe talk about the ep A Light Snack and answer questions about introducing non-D&D games into the campaign, Carly playing a chaotic little boy, and what it's like being in the band, Oasis.
2024-11-19 09:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Wealthy Poorson, one of the 10 richest Batpeople in the Nethermurk, used his immense fortune to travel every inch of our wonderful underground world. It has been said that Wealthy Poorson has seen everything there is to see in the Nethermurkāand then some!
Realizing that the wealth-challenged may be unable to devote so much of their time to exploration, Wealthy set out to record all he...
And they're answering your questions on TikTok and Instagram! If you're not already following us on those channels, you're missing out on a world of wisdom! Which frankly sucks!
2024-11-13 15:34:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Exciting news! We've put all our classic livestreams and our 2021 Bell House show up for sale in our Patreon store! Maybe you want to relive some of the greatest streams in history, or maybe you're looking for some diverting entertainment tonight! Either way, these streams are for you š
For Elf Lords/Gnobles/Freaks, they should show up as free for you in the store.
For Bearers &...
Bwa ha ha!
Villains. No matter the medium, no matter the genre: there they are.
But what if three friends had to make a team of villains, drafted from literature, cinema, history, and wild card? Wouldn't that be amazing?
Well, welcome to amazing. Happy Halloween.
SINcerely,
Rude Tales Halloween Intern Mr. Psycho!
2024-10-31 09:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostChris, Carly, and Tim talk about the ep A Nice Dead City On A Lake! We then answer questions about DMin', collaboratin', startin' pods, spookin', and, of course, old projects.
Let's fricken GOOOOO!
2024-10-22 09:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Well this is it. What a long strange trip it's been... for me to poop on!
That's the last tarot card. Our story ends with the protagonist of Rude Tales of Magic riding off into the sunset, no lesson learned whatsoever. Much like me, Branson, who drew however many tarot cards there are despite a -frankly- pretty muted response. Stay safe out there unless it would be more fun to ...
2024-10-21 15:30:30 +0000 UTC View Post