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June 2023 Update

Hey, folks!  Thanks for your patience.  Here it cums:

The big post: Date Night, where some turnabout might not seem like fair play.

Short post: Blaze of Glory, a story of-- let's not...

Here Comes the Porn Again

It's been a while, and I am profoundly grateful for everyone's patience.

Billing will happen on June 1st.  Update will include the usual format: a big (hehe) cockshrink series, a short series of personal growth, and an update to the ongoing Priapopolis Noir project.

Posting will occur as soon as I finish up the captioning and compilation in the first week of June.  Tell yo...

Status Update

I'm still here, just moving slowly due to various work/medical distractions.  I have a few things in the works that I'd like to finish well instead of quickly.

As usual an alert will go out before  the billing resumes for the next batch of stuff.

June is Busting Out All Over

Hey, folks!  Thanks for your patience.  It's good to have some stuff to post.

The big post: Idol Worship, a tale of a suspicious package.

Short post: This Is Spurta, a story of a warr...

Stuff Is Happening

First: Thank you all for your patience.

Second: A confluence of circumstances has brought me to some long-overdue changes in how I do things on here.  I think this will be beneficial for everyone, both to keep all of you informed about about when/what you're about to be billed for, and in letting me take my time to make content that retains the quality and ...

Indefinite Hiatus

October's posts will remain the "current" content until further notice.

I'll leave this page published so people can continue to get access to stuff.  If there's something in the backlog you're missing, please let me know and I can sort it out.

I'll continue pausing each month from now until ???.  If/when I'm able to produce something again I will make a notification in ad...

October Update

Sorry this is a bit later than I usually aim for.  Some of the projects spun a little out of control.  Anyway, on with the juicy tidbits:

This month's big post: This Sucks, a frightful fable of purloined penis size.

Short post: 2021-10-29 00:52:54 +0000 UTC View Post

August Update

This month's big post: A Beast In The Sheets, starring some of my favorite superheroes.

Short post: Handle With Care, a tale of product development gone right.

Also, the next installment of 2021-08-27 23:32:34 +0000 UTC View Post

June Update

It's that time again!

This month's big post: Growing A Pair, about date night plans recklessly dashed.

Short post: Andy's Little Helpers, making me think I might be going to the wrong gym.

May Update

With the break I took in April I managed to finish this month's stuff ahead of schedule.  Soak it all in:

This month's big post: Percy Jackson and the Gifts of Priapus, a wild ride of fanfic over a year in the making.  I tried to squeeze in enough kinks to scratch everyone's itches. 2021-05-10 20:40:52 +0000 UTC View Post

Deal With A Devil

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Be caref...

Percy Jackson and the Gifts of Priapus

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Everyone...

March Update

This month's big post: Picture Perfect, featuring a person, camera, other person, and some unreliable memories.

Short post: The Pillars of Döngulēs, a tale of two buds learning a little something a...

The Pillars of Döngulēs

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My collabo...

Picture Perfect

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A...

Flexx 2

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Four "jo...

Supplement Surprise

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A dude e...

January Update

This month's big post: Going The Distance, a tale of two guys trying to stay connected from opposite sides of the globe.

Short post: Better Lifting Through Chemistry, about a science-stud devising ...

Going The Distance

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Two guys are trying to get in some long...

Better Lifting Through Chemistry

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A young science-stud devises a new form...

The (Glory) (Hole) Bandit

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I present a short fictional account spo...

December Update

This month's big post: Ginger-Bred Men, inspired by some of Maximalist's legendary cookies.  A guy finds some unexpected treats on the counter, with expected consequences.

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Ginger-Bred Men

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An unsuspecting guy stumbles onto some ...

The Spirit of Giving

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A Christmas bonus!  And it's not a ...

Cyberspunk 2069

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And we're back!  I had a lot of fu...

Update: October

This month's big post: Better Call Small, wherein a twink wants to grow his goods... but gets more than he might have expected.  With captions by special guest writer Ziel!  omg omg omg are you guys as excited...