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Free November!

Hey all,

I got real real sick these last few weeks and wasn't able to finish all my October projects so November will be free while I get to everything 💚

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Teasing Domme Girlfriend Wants to Fulfill Your Fantasies (F4A)

It's a stormy fall night and whether she knows it or not, it's the perfect setting for something you've been wanting to try with your generally enthusiastic girlfriend. Sure it's a little different than what you usually do, but she'll be open to it....right?

Content Notes (spoilers):




  • "Babe"
  • &nb...

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F4A Adopted by a Human-Loving Alien [Pet Play] [Praise] [Sci-Fi] [Personal Attention] [Space Ambience]

Humans are a rare breed these days and are only adopted out to the most qualified and capable owners. At least that's what your adoption agency told you when you woke from hyper-sleep. Now you've been teleported to an unknown residential space station to meet your new owner. Her species' vocal enhancements have helped with the language barrier, but something might still be getting lost in trans...

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F4M Adopted by a Human-Loving Alien [Pet Play] [Praise] [Sci-Fi] [Personal Attention] [Space Ambience]

Humans are a rare breed these days and are only adopted out to the most qualified and capable owners. At least that's what your adoption agency told you when you woke from hyper-sleep. Now you've been teleported to an unknown residential space station to meet your new owner. Her species' vocal enhancements have helped with the language barrier, but something might still be getting lost in trans...

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F4F Adopted by a Human-Loving Alien [Pet Play] [Praise] [Sci-Fi] [Personal Attention] [Space Ambience]

Humans are a rare breed these days and are only adopted out to the most qualified and capable owners. At least that's what your adoption agency told you when you woke from hyper-sleep. Now you've been teleported to an unknown residential space station to meet your new owner. Her species' vocal enhancements have helped with the language barrier, but something might still be getting lost in trans...

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Rip in Peace, Computer

Well, we couldn't start October without another little stumbling block coming up, right?

Unfortunately it looks like my computer is finally giving out and making it nearly impossible to edit and render.

I've already got another one ordered but I don't know for sure when it's coming in. If it's not here by the weekend, I'll look into borrowing one so I can start getting uploads......

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On a Date With Your (Former) Bully [Maid Cafe Bully Pt. 3][Tsundere][Confession?][Enemies to Lovers]

You've been hanging out with Bea the waitress (Not that one, the maid cafe one) after work for a few months now. Seems like she's finally warmed up to you...in her own way. Is tonight the night you finally make the Enemies to Lovers transition official? Or will you just piss her off as usual?

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Sneak Peeks!

Hello beloved Patrons. Since I'm back to work and obviously still playing catch up on some of the results from previous polls, I decided to give you guys a heads up on what scripts are in the works in place of more polls. Hopefully that's not disappointing 😅

Scripts completed:
Ash the Pirate Part 2
An F4F comfort and personal attention roleplay
Medical exam o...

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September Ramble

You wanted a ramble, you got one! 

💚 0:00 Denny's is cursed (for Discord)

💚 12:23 Reading comments 🥰

💚 13:04 Spiders and nihilism

💚 14:34 Rescues

💚 15:17 Dog girl supremacy?

💚 15:56 Grief

💚 17:03 Meet the dogs

💚 Unhinged amount of things I do for my dogs

💚 A frankly abusive daily routine

💚 28:46 Pe...

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September Sound-Off!

Hey all! Apologies for being a little late on this and the ramble, I've been feeling real under the weather physically and mentally this week but I'll do my best to have it up ASAP.

I can't believe next month is already October and I of course haven't had it in me to plan anything for the most wonderful time of the year. So that's our topic for this month!

I'll be focusing on sequel...

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Talking Kink With Your Dom Best Friend

You'd never let her know it, but you secretly love when your very forward best friend talks about sex with you. But a rainy day, a comfy couch, and an unintentional call out might be having you questioning just how far you want this to go.

Content Notes:

Discussion of BDSM, dominance, submission, spanking, sex, and pleasure.
Listener is...

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Helping an Injured Professor [F4A] [Meet Cute] [Inner Monologue] [Nervous Speaker] [Listener Rizz]

Pobrecita, she's having an internal breakdown and you just think it's a Tuesday.

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a lil blooper reel

Or, a list of some of the most awkward noises I make. Including:

💚 A real life giggle-snort 

💚 Knocking things over 

💚 Questionable sneezes

💚 Ok so I was recording while house sitting, was getting harassed by a mouse in the first room I tried to record in, moved to another part of the house AND THE FRICKIN CHAIR ACROSS FROM ME KEPT RATTLING FOR NO R...

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Oops August Monthly Sound Off

I hecked up and deleted my recorded sound off and spent forever trying to find it so here we are with a very late and a lil janky monthly sound off. 


I'm also obviously a bit behind on my audio schedule currently. Please know I'm still prioritizing the scripts and characters that the Council has voted on in our last polls and will work on getting those out first. 

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August Chat!

💚 The power of compliments!

💚 Messy parts of creating content?

💚 New pup!

💚 Some personal stuff

Content note: I believe it starts at 11:02, brief mention of homelessness, homophobia, and I cry a lil sorry lol)

💚 A few changes may be coming to Patreon tiers and benefits in the next month or two. I'll make a larger ann...

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Name the Pirate!


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Hey Goblin Council!

Just wanted to put it out there that today's the last day to submit names for our Pirate and I'll be opening polls to the rest of the tiers tomorrow.

I was hoping to have some more polls, the Q&A, and the sound off posted today but I unfortunately got a little sick this week and couldn't get to everything I wanted to.

But thank you as always for being here and I'll have things u...

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Birthday Q&A Pt. 2

Hey all, here's the continuation of the Youtube Q&A.

Discussing:

💚 Expanding into adult content

💚 Porn and the internet

💚 Morals and ethics in ASMR?

💚 My boundaries

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Name the Pirate!

Hnnnnng I love the pirate so much please give her a great name.


We've had some beautiful names in our previous polls that didn't win the majority vote so feel free to bring a name back if you feel it suits her 💚💚💚

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New Tomboy Girlfriend Accidentally Calls You Daddy (F4A)

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

Content Notes:

Daddy Listener, discussion of cg/l, brief spanking.




Ooooh, a dom Listener? We don't see many of those. And F4A because anyone can be a Daddy 💚

Lemme know if you want to see more Baby Subby Axe!

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New Tomboy Girlfriend Accidentally Calls You Mommy (F4A)

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

Content Notes:

Mommy Listener, discussion of cg/l, brief spanking.




Ooooh, a dom Listener? We don't see many of those. And F4A because anyone can be a Mommy 💚


Lemme know if you want to see more Baby Subby Axe!

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Ex Best Friend Leaves You A Voicemail [F4A] [Confession] [Sleepy Voice] [Lost Love] [Sad]

It sucks. Those situationships, going from friends to more to nothing. It hurt at first, but you moved on. She pops into your head periodically, but you always figured it was better to just forget. Now this...is this the closure you needed? Or something even more complicated...




Hey all, thought I'd post the download for this one early since I was a week la...

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Nervous Dumb Tomboy Jock Tells You She Wants More [F4A] [Confession] [Reverse Comfort?] [Kissies]

You haven't seen or heard from the Jock since that night in the closet. At first you were a little hurt. Maybe she didn't like you as much as you thought she did. Then you remember she's an idiot and might need some help. And when you finally decide to call her, your theory about her being dumb is confirmed. Maybe this time it's your turn to take the lead?

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July Chat!

Featuring:

💚 Sorry again but you're great as usual.

💚 Reading comments.

💚 First impression of me?

💚 Shamelessly bragging about the best compliment I've received.

💚 Impressions of subscribers



💚 QOTM: What's the best compliment you've ever received?

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New Character Poll!

I've got a few scripts in the works. Let me know what you're looking forward to most:

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Series Poll!

Vote on which series you'd like to see continued next:

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Sarcastic Dom Friend Helps You Get Ready For a Date (F4A)

You're feeling nervous before a date and your slight asshole of a best friend is giving you her usual amount of shit with a little something extra. You've had a little crush on her in the past but this sudden rise in sexual tension is unexpected and leaving you questioning just what you want.



Content Notes: Nervous/Shy Listener, mentions of sex, "Fucking", "Get laid"...

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Sarcastic Dom Friend Helps You Get Ready For a Date (F4M)

You're feeling nervous before a date and your slight asshole of a best friend is giving you her usual amount of shit with a little something extra. You've had a little crush on her in the past but this sudden rise in sexual tension is unexpected and leaving you questioning just what you want.



Content Notes: Nervous/Shy Listener, mentions of sex, "Fucking", "Get laid"...

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Sarcastic Dom Friend Helps You Get Ready For a Date (F4F)

You're feeling nervous before a date and your slight asshole of a best friend is giving you her usual amount of shit with a little something extra. You've had a little crush on her in the past but this sudden rise in sexual tension is unexpected and leaving you questioning just what you want.



Content Notes: Nervous/Shy Listener, mentions of sex, "Fucking", "Get laid"...

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No Billing For July

Hey all,

As you may have noticed, life got the better of me this month. I had to leave my home due to a few tense situations then began experiencing issues with my computer and mic all while really sick and still very stressed.

So, you all won't be charged a subscription fee from me in July because I haven't been able to deliver on all of the promised tier benefits in a timely manne...

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