oh heck! july's over!!! what a freaking busy month!!!!!!
between running all over the place and surviving absolutely disgusting summer heat, I still found time to draw some breasts. please enjoy them.
see you next month, friends! I will continue surviving!
2024-07-31 19:40:03 +0000 UTC
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last day of the month! and the last day it's going to be below 100 degrees here for the foreseeable future!! gross!!!!!!
hope you enjoy this batch of things, friends! I'm going to cover all my windows, turn off all the lights, and attempt to survive!
2024-06-30 19:00:47 +0000 UTC
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wooooof, getting a real late start today! sorry guys! the porn's here now!!!
we're already reaching triple digit heat here, so if you don't hear from me again, I probably disintegrated. fingers crossed!
see you in june!! I hope.........
2024-06-01 00:27:41 +0000 UTC
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whoops! post's up a little later than expected because I spent my morning driving a two hour round trip for no reason! health care is fun.
have a great remainder of april! see you next month! it's the one with my birthday in it!!
2024-04-30 20:17:33 +0000 UTC
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woof! this year is running me ragged, I tell ya what. I've been rode hard and put away wet.
march really took it out of me, so I'm off to bed! see you when I awaken in april!!
2024-03-31 19:54:14 +0000 UTC
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aaaaaaa, weird phantom day!! scary!!!!
I didn't draw nearly as many gay girls this month as I wanted to. that's my one regret. I vow to get more gay from here on out.
see you in march!!
2024-02-29 20:39:25 +0000 UTC
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new year, new discoveries! this month I learned that paying two hundred dollars for overnight delivery does not guarantee overnight delivery.
but enough about that! here's your very first batch of weird cute stuff of 2024! take it in good health! happy new year, pals!
2024-01-31 18:00:08 +0000 UTC
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one more one! let's say goodbye to 2023!! weird year!!!
as always, thank you to all of you lovely people for sticking with me as I spent yet another year doodling weird little horny things! and thanks to the ones who didn't stick with me, too! well, those guys can't actually read this, but I hope you can feel the thanks.
see you in january for a fres...
2023-12-31 15:20:55 +0000 UTC
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it's november!!! but I think some residual october spookiness made it in here. it's like that sometimes.
this has been a long, complicated year, but I'm almost through it! thank you for your support!! let's do one more of these next month!
2023-11-30 18:54:59 +0000 UTC
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another rough little month down!! I spent so much time running around to people doctors and animal doctors I didn't have *nearly* enough time to be spooky. there are some mildly spooky things going on in this batch of sketches, though.
see you next month! maybe I'll do a spooky november, as a treat.
2023-10-31 17:19:06 +0000 UTC
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yeesh!! that was another rough month to get through, I'll tell ya that for free. but I also finally got to turn the air conditioner off, so everything balances out. FALL IS HERE, BABY
hope you enjoy whatever the heck all this stuff I drew is! on to the next month! the best month!
2023-09-30 13:33:38 +0000 UTC
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yeaaarrrghhhh I'm being besieged by poor air quality today! wildfire season strikes again!
I've been running all over the dang place all month long, but hopefully september will be a lot more peaceful! and cooler! I just want to draw porn and not sweat.........
see you next month! STAY SWEET
2023-08-31 13:45:27 +0000 UTC
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oof! warm month!! you really don't realize just how much your air conditioner sucks until you get a new one that actually works... I am surviving.........
hope you enjoy this month's offerings! stay hydrated!!
2023-07-31 19:23:41 +0000 UTC
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woof! another big busy mess of a month down! I hope you enjoy this pile of nudes I heroically managed to draw!
it's gonna be 110 degrees here tomorrow, so I'm going to burrow under some mud for a few weeks. see you when I emerge!!
2023-06-30 15:43:52 +0000 UTC
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yeesh, what a month! I survived a heatwave, got jabbed with needles, and FILED a TAX RETURN. also my birthday happened.
I'm scheduling this post to drop at an appropriate time, just in case I forget to post it at an appropriate time! if it doesn't work, well, I guess I MESSED UP. fingers crossed!
hope you enjoy the content!! some of it might be a little...
2023-05-31 17:00:04 +0000 UTC
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woof!!!! we've been having a freak late april heatwave this week and my brain is fried. my body is steamed. my heart is poached
but the heatwave is behind me, and so is april! may time!! it's gonna be a busy and slightly scary month, but I promise you, the patreon faithful, that I will draw porn. that's a Birthday Promise. my birthday is ...
2023-04-30 16:15:03 +0000 UTC
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aaaaaaaaa I have to get the patreon post done and I'm tired and patreon is giving me the business! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
[looking at the lineup of sketches this month] very mopinks.
thanks for your support, as always! let's have a nice april!!
2023-03-31 22:15:50 +0000 UTC
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aaaaaaa, it's the short month!! time's up!! gotta post the naked people!!!!
the content is kind of all over the place this time around, but I think that's fun. this is, uh, the sampler. a partial serving of the full momo experience.
see you next month, friends!! that one's NORMAL LENGTH
2023-02-28 21:13:46 +0000 UTC
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happy new year, kids!! it's cold as hell!!!!
been workin like a dog this month. but, like, in a cute way. like a cute dog.
I'm gonna go ride the bus now! let's hear it for public transit!! see you next month! it's the weird short one!
2023-01-31 18:11:31 +0000 UTC
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ohhhhh wow! the year is just about over!! and just in time because I am sore as hell!!!! if you need me, I'll be soaking in a hot bath until mid-january.
2022 kinda sucked a lot, then was occasionally kind of good. I guess that's years for ya. but 2023 is bound to be great, right? right??????
see you all then! thanks for another yea...
2023-01-01 00:18:08 +0000 UTC
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oh right, this is one of those infernal 30-day months! better get postin!!
at a glance, it seems like I really went all-in on boobs this month. hope you like boobs. you probably like boobs.
see you next month, boob likers!!
2022-11-30 19:45:53 +0000 UTC
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friends!! I should've made this post at least a week ago, but better late than never!
I'm one of the artists featured in the new VERY FUN My Monster Girlfriend comic anthology! any patron of mine probably has a pretty good idea what to expect from my comic. it's sizey.
2022-11-18 01:25:46 +0000 UTC
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holy shit, it's already halloween! it's also the last day of the month so I have to post this stuff before I forget!! now THAT'S scary...
there's some spooooooky content in here, but also cuuuuuuute content and hoooooorny content. please enjoy... IF YOU DARE
see you in november!! that month's not as cool, but I will continue to draw things anyway.
2022-10-31 18:48:21 +0000 UTC
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no two ways about it, friends - september suuuuuucked. something went horribly wrong for me pretty much every day this month, but I pulled it together and managed to draw a bunch of naked stuff anyway. that's what heroes do.
things are looking better for october, but I'm watching my back. trust no month.
GET READY TO GET SPOOKY
2022-09-30 12:21:06 +0000 UTC
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hello again, cool customers! this has been a real buttmunch of a month, for lack of a better term. pardon my language. september can't be any worse, right?? ha ha haaaaaaa
please enjoy this last minute assortment of treats while I crawl into an air-conditioned hole! SUMMER AIN'T OVER YET
until next month, cool customers! you are both cool and cust...
2022-08-31 19:26:41 +0000 UTC
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happy end of july, everyone! it's been really freaking hot here!!
and wow this new patreon layout makes it a *lot* harder to organize stuff! guess I'll just leave it up to fate. please enjoy this month's filthy content in no particular order.
see you next month! stay hydrated!!
2022-07-31 21:03:35 +0000 UTC
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hello again friends!! it's been a looooong damn month and my body is pretty much wrecked. hope you're feeling a little less wrecked than I am!!
thank you once again for supporting my weird art! you help me buy food!
here's to a *healthier* july!
2022-06-30 18:48:54 +0000 UTC
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oh right, time for another one of these! looking over this batch, it's a bit, uh...... horny.
I've had a few rough months, but I think I'm getting back into the swing of things! here's to a horny summer!
2022-05-31 18:17:46 +0000 UTC
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aaaaaaa it's the last day of the month aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
I set out with a mind to draw lots of bunnies this month, but I don't think I drew nearly enough bunnies. I will eat a whole box of peeps as a form of self-flagellation.
see you next month, friends! it's *my* month.........
2022-04-30 20:00:02 +0000 UTC
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hello! ouch! it's been a miserable, bone-crushing month! BUT I LIVED
I think I managed to slap together a mildly pleasing collection of horny garbage, all things considered. I hope you enjoy my horny garbage!
april's next! the one with the showers!
2022-03-31 18:09:36 +0000 UTC
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