Steviebear Maxwell generously requested a placeholder for the members who gave me a "day off" this month. So, here we are in the writers' room, where Eric Costello, Major Matt Mason, and Walter Reimer have all left tokens signifying that they are somewhere in the building and will return to "work" soon. RooCat_UK's Robota XL is here too for some reason. Security is pretty lax ...
2023-12-24 00:37:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Wadi's disappointment knows no bounds.
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2023-12-23 02:21:55 +0000 UTC View Post
But the sound wasn’t sad!
Why, this sound sounded merry!
It couldn’t be so!
But it WAS merry! Very!
Adler stared down at Yarksberg! It boggled his eyes!
Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every Yew-man in Yarksberg, the tall and the small,
Was singing! Without any presents at all!
He HADN’T stopped Kringlemas from coming! 2023-12-22 01:31:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Mr.Opossum (the marsupial who broke the bank at Monte Carlo) wanted to see Liz in Christmas-themed lingerie. She seems to have come empty-handed to the gift exchange though; how gauche!
2023-12-21 02:16:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Ragtime Rochelle wanted to see the Duchess holding mistletoe and using Wiles. This sight should only be viewed from a safe distance ... like the other side of the Atlantic ...
2023-12-20 00:54:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Typeandkey had a strange request which I have cleverly drawn in a way that didn't require looking up reference images of guns. He also expressed an intention to print this out and post it at the shooting range, which is all well and good but I'm not signing my name nor putting my watermark on something that might get me canceled.
2023-12-19 01:04:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Decadent Arsenic closes this chapter of the story of the Mistreed family on a tragic note. Or is it? Maybe bein' et by the river god ain't such a bad way to go.
2023-12-18 01:11:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Hendak brings forth evidence (from the office Christmas party) that maybe the Fawn's name should be "Spike."
Doodle requests for December are now closed.
2023-12-17 02:47:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Runei Stillwater described the scene.
LAST CHANCE to request a Doodle! The queue contains: Hendak, Decadent Arsenic, Typeandkey, Ragtime Rochelle, and Mr.Opossum. Patreon's continuing commitment to making the Notification system completely useless means I may have missed some requests. You have until I post tomorrow to put them in the comments below.
2023-12-16 00:30:45 +0000 UTC View PostElves do not lie, but Adler was slick.
He told her the truth, but he dressed it up quick!
“Why, my sweet little dolt,” the fake Kringle laughed,
“I’m an elf out for vengeance for getting the shaft.
“I’ll ruin your good times and all you hold dear
“By stealing these symbols of faith and good cheer.”
2023-12-15 00:36:26 +0000 UTC
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Walter Reimer told me to take the day off and decompress. This might not have been a good idea.
(I feel like somebody has to have already made this meme, but feel free to use it if you want, to illuminate your online discourses/chats/flamewars.)
2023-12-14 02:07:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Rick2tails wanted to sit in Santa's lap despite being a grown-ass man.
2023-12-13 00:35:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a little bit more information.
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2023-12-12 01:04:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Scenario requested by Serge Skunk.
Cue clip of Brad Pitt from Se7en yelling "WHAT'S IN THE BOX??"
2023-12-11 01:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
CTN posited a completely unlikely scenario in which these three took on the No Nut November challenge. After the month was over, this is something that might happen.
2023-12-10 01:40:07 +0000 UTC View Post
RooCat_UK told me to take the day off. We will have to wait til next month to find out what happened with the Minkworthys and the robots fighting in the pool.
Meanwhile here's another robot I made in Blender. Still not rigged, but I figured I could go ahead and make the 2nd model while I try to absorb some rigging knowledge. This one was easy because a lot of it is reuse...
2023-12-09 00:52:54 +0000 UTC View PostThen he got an idea!
A stupid idea!
ADLER
GOT A MORONIC, STUPID IDEA!
“I know just what to do!” Adler laughed in his throat.
He apported a quick Kringle hat and a coat.
Then he chuckled and clucked, “What a great elfy trick!
“With this coat and this hat...
2023-12-08 00:54:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Eric Costello told me to do a John Cage impression. The guy is known (among other things) for sticking pencils and foreign objects into his piano, so I thought I'd try incorporating a pencil into a modular synthesizer patch.
It had no noticeable effect.
2023-12-07 01:58:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Major Matt Mason told me to take the day off. He's not the boss of me!
If you don't request a Doodle then I'll just spend the time working on something else. Behold my underwhelming Blender achievement! I spent a while figuring out how to construct this model (and getting distracted with a Gmod story idea) but I think she's ready to rig now, and frankly I'm scared. ...
2023-12-06 01:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
St_Veronika kept telling everybody at the office Christmas party about how she's been locked in a janitor closet for months. She looks healthy; what was she eating all this supposed time? Who invited her anyway? She doesn't work here. Plus I don't think we actually have a janitor closet. ANYWAY, Kelly for some reason was going around showing everybody her fangs, an...
2023-12-05 01:14:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Time for her seasonal extra job in this seasonal extra doodle.
2023-12-04 01:08:31 +0000 UTC View Post
I think this one garnered me some "notoriety" when it ran in Gallery back in '97. I was trying a few drawing techniques which I mostly didn't stick with.
2023-12-03 00:48:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Readers of the Ballad of Adler Young can guess why he worded it like that.
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December is upon us. There is no escape.
1. R rated or tamer. Nudity OK, female preferred. Males can't have boners waving around, and venery scenes will be composed so "nothing shows."
2. My characters or yours. Third party characters only with well documented permission. No fan art of corporate-owned characters from games, movies, TV, comic...
2023-12-01 15:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostProudly presenting
Our first ever Holiday Special
for the Edification and Moral Instruction of the Public
"HOW ADLER STOLE KRINGLEMAS"
by Dr. Sus (mostly Typeandkey with minor alterations by Tegerio)
Every Yew-man down in Yarksberg liked Kringlemas a lot...
But...
2023-12-01 00:07:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Wednesday! Nothin' gets done around here on Wednesday! You'll have to be in suspense about Lana for a while because tomorrow is Thursday (Ballad) and the day after that is the 1st of December (Zandar).
Enjoy this old picture from 1997 which shows Clairabelle in an obvious Lara Croft ripoff.
2023-11-30 03:26:27 +0000 UTC View Post
What's this? Was Lana trying to fortify the vote?
I'd just like to add that Kelly in the last panel turned out extremely well.
2023-11-29 01:47:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Lana wants you all to have time to properly deliberate over your decision, so for tonight here's an old relic from the archives.
2023-11-28 02:37:36 +0000 UTC View Post
(Pee Wee Herman voice) I say we let 'em pose!
2023-11-26 02:03:57 +0000 UTC View Post