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Not this again

I spent most of today recovering from yesterday and avoiding all Black Friday sales events.  Luckily I have saved up some outtakes from the SECRET Gmod adventure that I've been working on.

1.  Frenni striding down the hallway like she owns the place.

2.  Fexa comes running in with some exciting news.

3.  The other girls are not excited.

4.  Fexa ...

Oh

You're here for your weekly story time, are you?

Think I don't know what's going on here?  The Kringle's month is fast approaching!  I've had close calls these past few years, and I know with utmost certainty that there is not just one but SEVERAL conspirators in my "loyal" entourage of listeners, working for that accursed Kringle!  I've given them multiple opportunities to...

Scandalously skimpy

Primordial Soup wished to sneak a peek at the Duchess secretly trying on a "teardrop" bikini.  WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!1!

Zandar's Saga 680

They musta forgot to tell Zandar that nobody sasses the Duchess!  Not NOBODY, nohow!

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Another triple stack

CTN wanted to see members of the Human Lovers Club doing this odd cheerleader routine.  Ironically, Estelle is the one we can actually see the most of.

At the tech expo

Ragtime Rochelle wanted to see the Chevrolay Courtesette and the Nova ambulatory PC at this show.

I assume she means the muffins

Mr.Opossum (The Marsupial Whose Middle Name Is Danger) wanted to see Liz in an apron and doing some baking.

SHEAR TERROR II: Til Wool Do Us Part

Hendak asked for this scenario.  Lana can only put it off for so long...

Time passed.

I got pretty good at controlling the time slip around the Gate.

I became an expert on the decay rate of dandelions.

I named butterflies and raced them around the stone circle.

I bathed periodically.

I ate stew made from acorns, insects, and various weeds that grew nearby in the forest.

Occasionally the trees would relay messages from Lana, but they were usually bad...

That's a full-on skedaddle

Decadent Arsenic told us how Aelfi ran home in a hurry.  Easy now, gal, you won't get there quicker if you fall in a mudhole.

LAST CHANCE to request a Doodle for this month!  I have Hendak, Mr.Opossum, Ragtime Rochelle, and CTN.  If you're not them, you have until I post tomorrow (Ballad episode).  Speak now or forever hold your peace until next month!

Those are for AFTER

And only if you've been GOOD!

Typeandkey breached doctor-patient confidentiality to tell us about the time Nurse Eastward examined Bela the Wendigo.

Tomorrow is the Doodle request deadline, and it seems Patreon is fully committed to making the notification system as useless as possible, so no doubt I have missed several of your requests.  There's only three in line after this o...

Thanksgiving with the Thermopouloses

Steviebear Maxwell somehow got hold of the family album and leaked this holiday shot from sometime presumably in the late 1990s.  Mom is never in these because she had the camera.

A surprising call

Runei Stillwater has envisioned another awkward scenario for our favorite kitsune.  My question is, what kind of BARBARIAN calls during sleeping hours??

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Is the Duchess still talking?

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Pass the cranberry sauce

Rick2tails and Belladonna at Thanksgiving dinner, behaving in a way that made the rest of the family lose their appetites.

"Very well, Your Highness,"

Lana declared with a sharp salute.  "I shall pursue your mission with all due speed and efficiency.  Naturally I have anticipated your unspoken order to spy on The Sisterhood for you.  No doubt another of your ingenious tests.  I can only aspire to be worthy of the trust you have placed in me."

I regarded Lana skeptically for a moment.  It was almost better before...

Temptation

Serge Skunk has this seductive devil lurking over one shoulder ... but where's the corresponding angel on the other side?

Passing the torch

Taking up the mantle, whatever you want to call it, Major Matt Mason wanted to see it.

Have you any idea how long it takes for an elf to get as old as Missy and Westersloe appear to be here?

Wrote off into the sunset

Walter Reimer wanted to see the Promptoberfest wolfess in the aftermath of the month-long writers' celebration.  As they say in Vulpitania, the poor lass is plumgetuckerdaus.

Robo-brawl is out of hand

RooCat_UK continues to report on the ongoing fracas which spilled out of his house and into the neighbors' pool.  Just imagine if this had happened on a council estate!

The correct term for the capacity of electron gel batteries is "jigglewatts."

Model railroad tycoon

Eric Costello commissioned this portrait to commemorate Major Mason's promotion from Pullman Conductor to Robber Baron.

If you're wondering, that is a bubble gum cigar.

Tall girls viewed from behind

St_Veronika wanted a butt lineup of these three characters, and was even kind enough to provide reference images ... but they were not BUTT references so I've had to extrapolate.  I take no responsibility for any inaccuracies that may have occurred.  My task was greatly simplified by the fact that they all have long flowing tresses that would make Lady Godiva green with envy.  I'...

"Get up,"

I said warily.  "And stop doing ... whatever this is."

"Of course, Your Highness," Lana gushed as she got back to her feet.  "Naturally you'll want to keep up appearances and continue pretending you're a moronic simpleton, but don't worry.  I shan't tell a soul about your brilliant...

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Catherine sheds a tear for the lost glory that once was.

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Water must be chilly

That can happen when you do swimsuit poses in November.

Remember when I moved the Ballad to Thursday because it was impossible to get things done on Wednesday?  Well, it still is.  Your Zandar page will be ready tomorrow (I hope).

Yesvember again already?

Seems like we just did this.

Here's the rules if you need a reminder:

1.  R rated or tamer.  Nudity OK, female preferred.  Males can't have boners waving around, and venery scenes will be composed so "nothing shows."

2.  My characters or yours.  Third party characters only with well documented permission.  No fan art of corporate-owned characters ...

Lana's Work Day 25

Where did those girls learn to pose like that?  They're naturals I tell ya!

Ophelia Ostrich

Some of you old-timers may have seen this somewhere before.

I did not get anything done today either.

The nonsense doesn't stop

Nothing gets done on Sunday!  NOTHING!  So here are some more Gmod screenshots.  These are outtakes from a non-monetizable comics series that I've been posting in a SECRET LOCATION.

1.  Fexa and Frenni get a taste of their own jumpscare medicine when Bonfie and Chiku come to the window of the security office while they are searching for clues regarding the whereabouts ...

Lana's work day 24

Lana insists that paying members are the only ones who should count towards -

OH HEY!!  It's Mrs. Minkworthy's suspiciously hot daughters who are all coincidentally 18 years old!  Now that they're here, we can forget whatever it was we were talking about before!