Welcome, Lovelies.
Since you are, in fact, quite so lovely and patient, and awesome, I have decided to make this pilot episode available to all who have been so kind to drop some coins into the hat. Future episodes will be published in the Daily Heather/Beck/WhateverTheNameTurnsOutToBe tier, here on the Patreon.
Who knows. Maybe I'll get... uhh... some kind of Webby Podcast Awar...
(Editor's Note: [Skip if you want to keep that suspension of disbelief.] Hoo, nilly. I mean, I'm no prompt whisperer when it comes to ChatGPT. But at least it seems that I have a few minutes left before my place in the universe is completely usurped by our benevolent AI overlords. Apologies for the cartoonish abundance of typos above [and this is coming from the typoe queene!]. [I think it ...
2025-06-04 23:41:42 +0000 UTC View Post
A red door.
You must have walked past it a hundred times. Maybe more. Red doors are interesting. Quirks. External representation. Unmarked. Probably just another flat.
Once on a damp evening in early spring, when the mist slicked your shoulders and the streetlights wore haloes? Once just after midnight, when the city had softened into sleep and. for some reason, you...
2025-06-04 09:01:41 +0000 UTC View Post
I think there is something about a perceived (and all-too justifiably understandable) "lack of control" that is driving a lot of the frustration in Our Common Discourse. I prefer to veer clear of The Discourse, as it is poorly presented and overwhelming to remedy. I have been called selfish by people who are not incorrect. But, I treat people kindly, and I work as hard as I can, and I do what I...
2025-05-06 11:07:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Soooo... Whilst being laid-up with all of the abdominal chicanery (I'm feeling way better, it's that last 10% that's the real bitch, but only because I need to get back into some semblance of 'being in shape-ish,' and I'm working on that pretty well, and the bottom line is that I'm very thoroughly going to survive just fine)...
Where was I. Oh, yeah! I found myself in that... Place. You k...
2025-05-06 10:25:52 +0000 UTC View Post
It's not perfect. But I've got "Rhea." She's my 3D printer. She's a pretty gal, and she's got some gumption inside of her. It's been fun to figure out how she works. She says hello.
(Yeah, I'm running low on filament! But it's gone to good use so far.
Anyway, that series of pics, at the to...
2025-04-28 11:40:56 +0000 UTC View Post
I've always loved the hell out of the Tina Small mythology. I think that's the right word for it -- mythology. Not that she's some deified ideal who never existed, a huge-boob demi-God who teaches us morals. But if you think about it, every single one of us will ultimately become a myth, in our own ways. But that's a conversation for another time.
For those of you unaware, I wrote about ...
2025-04-28 10:19:15 +0000 UTC View PostYears ago, I had a buddy who was an ER doc. He worked the night shift. It was a decent-sized city, and while there were a few big hospitals, this was the one that was most central to the population, so it got folks from all walks of life. Kids with fevers, folks with lacerations, general trauma, cardio issues -- all that stuff that just kinda happens in the middle of the night, and needs immedi...
2025-04-26 10:34:02 +0000 UTC View Post
So, this is a fun one I’ve been sitting on for a while. There will be many posts to come detailing such things, but in short, I have grown recently.
(Ed. Note: To be sure, and this is IMPORTANT: this is NOT how I look at present. Nowhere close! This is a piece of clever Photoshopping done by a fan. (I do understand that the “base image” came from Macromastia Dreams, here on Pat...
2025-03-12 13:50:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Or a Hugh Grant would imply, “different iterations… of the same source material.”
I’m the middle, the OG stencil carved out of a Rubbermaid top; at bottom, fresh-off-the-presses 3D printed stencil in various sizes for various purposes; at top, India Ink and ethyl alcohol sprayed; to the left, that mysterious statue; in the middle, always nice to have a loupe floating around.
... 2025-03-12 11:19:28 +0000 UTC View Post
I never really got into Metroid.
It wasn’t that I didn’t like it. I just didn’t grow up with it. Wasn't in the repertoire, games were actually really pricey back then, Blockbuster... kinda wasn't a thing sometimes (that came later).
My childhood gaming loyalties were elsewhere... Lock...
2025-03-04 10:36:06 +0000 UTC View Post
(Ed. Note: In the spirit of a free republic, this is a freebie to all of y'all. But be well-warned! The big of the upcoming content is going into their own happy, awesome lil' virtual salons.)
I really don't give a shit about politics... I used to! In the way that only a person who had the foresight and due deference to be a poli-sci major for three years, and then, drop out. The...
2025-01-08 00:57:05 +0000 UTC View Post
When I heard the learn’d astronomer,
When the proofs, the figures, were ranged in columns before me,
When I was shown the charts and diagrams, to add, divide, and measure them,
When I sitting heard the astronomer where he lectured with much applause in the lecture-room,
How soon unaccountable I became tired and sick,
Till rising and gliding out I wander’d off b...
2024-12-12 01:07:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Covid, 4th Time.
Even the first time wasn’t horrible. But the symptoms always seem to be the same.
My left shoulder becoming the type of stiff that limits arm movement, threatening with the thought that I should pull out the pliers and yank out my molars, and making me WebMD if collar-bone cancer is a thing.
Did I deep-throat a baseball bat covered in some coarse-gr...
2024-12-07 16:49:31 +0000 UTC View Post
…Before I get myself back to the sexy stuff.
Me: Hey, what can you do?
Human Body: Shit, dude, I can create a whole new human, hair, teeth, cardiovascular system, you name it.
Me: That’s so cool! How about sprained ankles?
Human body: Fuck, no. You banged that up last year? I am just WAITING for you to tweak that sucker the wront way, ever-so-slightly. It’ll ...
2024-11-29 14:34:16 +0000 UTC View Post
And I’m on a bit of a roll here. But a delightful fan/collaborator/friend who I really need to catch up with created it. I would love to make it s banner for some social media account, but the algorithms abound. But the world needs to see it.
A harkening back to my previous IG handle, before that was struck into oblivion, thanks to — gasp! — my apparent exposure of too muc...
2024-11-28 06:32:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Since it’s been a while, I thought it might be kinda fun to have a reboot. And what better way to do so than to blaaaassst to the paaaast…
Just stumbled across this pic. (I took the liberty of fading out the surrounding company out of respect.)
So as some of the old-school fans will know, I had literal, at best, C cups, until I was 30. And then, the hormonal cascade, the fire ...
2024-11-28 06:13:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Yeah, go ahead and slues about the mystery of the image attached to this li'l broadcast of mine. You guys at this elevated and most-venerated tier get that privilege. :-)
Nah, but that's a fun pic. But this isn't about that brief moment when I had the luxury of being a G cup (give or take?)
I will look forward to at least developing a habit, of dropping a little something odd and s...
2024-11-26 14:17:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a quick note to connect, here on the eve of Hurricane Milton. I'm in Mexico, right there where the big of the stuff is gonna roll through. But I'll be fine. It ain't my first rodeo. Hope you're all doing well, my lovelies.
2024-10-07 23:12:26 +0000 UTC View Post
So, if you want the complete, ramble-y details, with a splash of personality, please refer to the latter part of the audio update I posted just a moment ago.
But! Here's the short of it! I have been somewhat unexpectedly called to the Great and Glorious United States of America on call of duty, and was hit with a bit of a notion. I have this massive collection of bras. Many of them in use...
2024-09-10 15:45:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I think it'll be better to post the low-down on the "Bra Bonanza" in the next post. I won't go on tooooo terribly long here, since lord knows I rambled enough above! Have a fine ol' listen (it's been a while!), and I'll spit out some of the deets in the next post in just a sec!
2024-09-10 15:44:56 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s not lost on me in the slightest. Happens to the b(r)e(a)st of us.
It’s been a long time since I’ve updated this thing. And I’ll have information to come about that.
I was always reared, for better, or for worse, to not make excuses. Though perhaps, for worse — It has become abundantly apparent that some of the faults I exhibit derive themselves precisely from such ind...
2024-07-31 23:18:03 +0000 UTC View Post
So, please stick with me. It has been ages and ages since I have played in earnest. My voice is a whole number on out-of-practice in-and-of itself, and the calluses on my fingertips? All but vanished, only to re-present themselves as soft little nubs. Ah, to revisit my hard-rock (herp, right, haha) ukulele days for but a minute...
But, anyway, a fun song to play, and a song that I certain...
2023-10-24 04:47:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Before diving into… What did Don Draper call it? The “pain from an old wound?” (Though I’m sure the Greek Classicists among you will disagree with the etymology.), I wanted to address one of the more sparse but peculiar forms of nostalgia: The longing for a place you’ve never been; for an item you’ve never owned; for an experience you’ve never had.
I guess we’ve all felt ...
2023-10-12 20:31:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Filled with comfort in knowing that one of my grander posts is right there on the horizon, I thought it might be a nice thing to pull a Mini Oprah, and broadcast one of My Favorite Things.
Apologies in advance for the general lack of decorum. Though, I can’t help but think that there might be a couple of you out there who are interested in seeing 3 a.m. me, no makeup and even less pret...
2023-09-12 09:19:27 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been a while, folks. I love you. Thank you for the patience.
In case the new month has started, and you are no longer subscribed, you deserve to hear it. So, I have made this recording available at the following link, just in case you have it in your email.
Editor's note: vimeo is being wonky. But if you'd like to hear, shoot me an email, heatherwiththebiz@gmail.com, and I'...
2023-09-01 06:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Oddly enough, a lot of questions about Ernesto. All 30GB of ideology.
I don’t know why I established this superstition for myself. I’m not even a superstitious person! (Though maybe I just proved myself wrong?)
Maybe it has something to do with the old trope about how it’s not lucky to have a boat without a name.
So, I’m still not a witch. Just a casual worshiper of s...
2023-05-27 11:49:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Didn’t realize what I wrote until I wrote it, and hit send. Hmm. Man. That kinda gets ya. Never been so cavalier with my self-imposed limitations. Gotta go ahead and think about that for a sec.
[“Jeopardy” Theme]
But for now (What’s a buttfore?), here’s how bras are treating me these days!
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2023-05-26 05:31:42 +0000 UTC View Post
I am not the greatest kitty in this kaboodle. But in this new world, you can be whatever the Fuck you Want.
And by the way, on a somewhat related topic….
This is Olivia. She’s my girl.
Oh, you anachronistic beauty. But… what else is this you have to say…...
2023-05-26 04:54:10 +0000 UTC View Post