Brothers,
The band is back together, summoning a streamlined showcase of Selectian Excellence.
I’ve bargained with the blokes running the booking, to secure all patrons early access.
Here’s the link: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0900631DCDEA6359
And use code OBELISKOUNT,...
2025-09-11 19:05:25 +0000 UTC View Post
ENJOY EARLY ACCESS: https://youtu.be/ijroFC1eaAo?si=KQdqIb1oocOmi_oy
"A dark wanderer discovers his steamy encounter with the devil was, well... rather suspect."
What a joy, to learn UnrealEngine via the Horizontaling of Unknown Verticals.
The software is intuitive enough; just position t...
2025-08-24 02:00:53 +0000 UTC View Post
ENJOY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTCKgY4gy9I&lc=UgxB1h-BpMe4psZVLqN4AaABAg
Used the Skycorp PS3 -> VCR Technique to get it crispy.
Unfortunately, I had to leave my landlord behind :(
He begged me as I walked out the door
"PLEASE, JUST 3 MORE ...
2025-08-14 07:52:19 +0000 UTC View PostThe night before I adjourn to a Montana quest, I MUST SHARE THE SACRED MIRTH + MP3
Enjoy the delicious harvest my brethren...
Vapist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXBE8FoHWHo&lc=UgzCiTgdFi3rkXSTOe94AaABAg
Fantasy was a dying genre.
Millennial speak pervaded ("Um, guys?")
Everybody chose an edge-lord character ("half gay, half straight")
ALL HOPE SEEMED LOST!
Then, the HUMAN FIGHTER MALES came to town.
Their basic nature, an act of rebellion.
Their holy mission?
friendship via wargaming with light RP elements (LIGHT!)
Here, they survive the...
2025-07-06 02:57:16 +0000 UTC View PostThe obelisk broke my mind with darkness.
Months of hallucinations—lost to the void.
But now, I emerge.
I see the path forward for the Value Select Brotherhood.
A unified vision is key, brothers.
For our 2025 HOLY CRUSADE to continue, our spirits must connect as one.
So—what is the vision?
Let’s first revisit those ...
2025-06-28 02:04:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Valuable Brethren,
Enjoy this delicious release, based on true events 👍🏻
BRING ONLY THE BEST TO YOUR COMPATRIOTS, IN ACTION AND WORD!
Insane how many ladies/blokes out there unintentionally cursing their friends, and they don't even know it!
Of course, it's on the individual to develop the spirit armor to withstand all curses (minor and major) but do surround yours...
2024-12-13 04:20:13 +0000 UTC View PostBRETHREN!
The crusade continues. 🏆
Alongside the usual developments, I've updated a classic character (musical mastermind RICHARD ROSES) into a conspiracy influencer type...
This format has been the perfect outlet for silly lines, and I've seen real resonance in his INSTAGRAM ROLLOUT I've been doing...
The big id...
2024-11-09 06:30:32 +0000 UTC View Post
We're honing in on a special magic here, with NEW FEATURES...
Consistent Intro (Comfortably Ramp into Mirth)
New 5 Video Format (Based on Second City)
Thematic Arc Every Episode (Will Have Increased Cohesion in Episode Three)
Click Here to Visit Youtube U...
2024-08-31 03:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the final jewel in the upcoming IWUS!
an Obvious Wormtongue bit has been been making me laugh pretty hard, so I wanted to do it in my own style
(Gonna have each sketch in upcoming IWUS's be tied together, to tell a cohesive story...)
Enjoy the drop (a Patreon first!) and leave a Patron Vanugard comment on YouTube as you wish: 2024-08-25 04:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
A milestone moment for the brotherhood! 🌹
Going forward (to support VSB Core Members shunning SHORTS FORMAT) each Value Select vertical will ride alongside a horizontal twin to maximize the mirth for the computer master race...
This is the first of that wave!
For t...
2024-08-17 02:12:49 +0000 UTC View Post
REJOICE MY BRETHREN!
Brand new secrets for the VSB, now in the style of a mirth-packed stream!
TWO OF THEM ACTUALLY! (twi-twi-twi- TWINS!?!?!?)
)ne is my "Hate Matrix" writing technique, the other a Discord Town Hall on "Beginning a Project" ...
Both I recommend watching on 2x speed 😂
(A personal goal of mine is t...
2024-07-28 05:16:43 +0000 UTC View Post
This song speaks to a common sentiment:
Many men want deep friendships, but don't have them.
So how do we get them?
My thoughts.
1.) Visualize Your Ideal Friend (i.e. ambitious, driven, trustworthy)
2.) Become That Ideal Friend (i.e. ambitious, driven, trustworthy)
A great dancer will draw a partner.
A ...
2024-07-21 06:04:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Too many folks I see wrangle themselves into bad spots, love-wise.
The man blames the woman for sapping his vitality.
The woman blames the man for limiting her freedom.
Both are making excuses.
This song is about that!
TECHNICAL NOTES
Used a new software called RotoAI to really maximize the cinematic lighting setup I have... Basically ...
2024-06-26 16:54:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Enjoy my brothers; uploaded to Spotify today, should be online by next weekend.
WE ASCEND!
2024-06-23 06:50:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Embark on a surreal journey of sound through summertime Northern California.
2024-06-14 06:41:31 +0000 UTC View Post
I've always thought it was so silly to think modern tools would MELT THE MINDS of historic man.
After all, don't we have tribal folks NOW that we show this stuff too?
What about the amish?
They always seem nonplsused in the videos I've seen...
The TAKEOVER aspect is equally silly; you'd run out of bullets, or you wouldn't be able to access the internet... Best you could ...
2024-05-18 23:02:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Enjoy the harvest you hath sowed!
Thank you for your continued support; may we forever ascend!
2024-05-05 17:32:55 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m depressed
That means I’m looking for love
Cause you're the best
When you’re there helping me up
Don’t second guess what’s going on in my mind state
Baby please
Distract me from myself
Come pour me into your reality
ALL DAY THROUGH
I dream of you
And I do, and I do
You’re a dream that can never come t...
2024-04-25 08:56:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Ah yes, the onslaught continues.
WRITERS BLOCK (VSW) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DLoRu4Zt_A
RICHARD ROSES 2: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ODJ0sdlW9zE
OBELISK 3: 2024-04-01 11:09:42 +0000 UTC View Post
JOYOUS SELECTIAN WEEK
A video per business day?
Excellent.
Game Show: https://youtube.com/shorts/OVbQXGanWzc?feature=share
Richard Roses: https://youtube.com/shorts/KFWSywAId...
2024-03-23 20:47:05 +0000 UTC View Post
This one was a joy to make.
Had to get through a major mental block; the idea of me editing these longer videos brought me to a standstill.
I could stockpile the sketches, but could NOT get near the computer.
Part of it must've been general overwork, but I think they key problem was sustainability going forward.
I had to build a new editing flow from the ground up,...
2024-03-16 05:42:02 +0000 UTC View Post
ENJOY:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLN1D5e93fI
This acoustic banger first uploaded 5 years ago (if you can believe it)
Back during a career point where I could get away with a more "raw" approach to video production ( 2024-02-25 07:42:40 +0000 UTC View Post
REJOICE:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2-7DmUAiyQ
Returning victorious from the Fish World Moneylympics, Value Select's luck quickly runs out.
It's been eternal joy diving deep into this lore...
I believe not only will it be the greatest story ever told, but it will also be e...
2024-02-09 14:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostA few months back (maybe longer) I queried yee about a longer form VS radio show, and received MANY great insights about what potential direction to take, and awesome references to draw on ("The Archers" on BBC being my favorite)
Well, here's the first step on that journey of a thousand miles.
This attempt owes much of it's DNA to the British podcast Alan Partridges "From the Oastho...
2023-12-15 12:43:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Enjoy my friends, the first release were I use the treadmill proper! (first shot)
This was down to the wire, but only because I wanted to put in that extra polish.
SKETCHFEST COMING UP IN JANUARY; if you're interested, feel free to DM me!
2023-12-09 05:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Yule draws near; let's make some magic happen.
2023-12-02 00:38:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Enjoy the latest sketch, hidden in this veritable feast.
ALSO
Value Select Sketchfest kicks of Jan 31st, with rules of following:
1.) ONE MINUTE MAXIMUM
2.) MADE IN JANUARY
3.) FUNNY
And that's it... Post the video to your channel, and send me a link when the time comes!
Between you and me, there will b...
2023-11-23 02:02:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Another tweet to YouTube short alley-oop!
Those gatherers really came out on top, didn't they?
For this video, I got to use a BRAND NEW foundation; makes my skin SILKY SMOOTH, which is key when you're looking like the tiredest man who never snoozed.
Managed the green outfit by using FCPX new feature, "scene removal mask" ...
And that gatherer voice... I don't kn...
2023-11-17 23:57:04 +0000 UTC View Post
If anything, the obelisk is making us feel BETTER.
We're lucky to have such a gracious master in the obelisk, now stop thinking blasphemous thoughts, it can read our minds.
^ This, but un-irobeliskally
Featuring the silver-haired fox from the Pulsating Eye sketch, and the Meeting of the Dads sketch...
And his son, Jeremey Richards from Requiem of a Feast.
2023-11-10 22:14:42 +0000 UTC View Post