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TSPS Episode 690 – Baby Hang Up The Phone

Today, but mostly yesterday, I finished up the paper list and then called a few swap shop numbers. Big thanks to everyone supporting the show on Patreon, including TokeusPocus, MistaJohn, The Prime Minister of Australia, Marcus Biscuit, and kuraz.

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TSPS Episode 689 – Paper List

Hey look, it’s one of those show things! In this one I call a bunch of people who posted their phone numbers on a Facebook group and talk to burglars, homophobes, gun nuts, molesters, and other terrible people. This show happened only because goby, BAFF320, Ryan Z, EET FUK, and Probix said if I didnâ...

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Hobosode 277 - Passive Aggressive Note

This show starts out with me using the process of elimination to figure out who left a note on my front door, then we talk to a few identity thieves and confess to committing crimes in our dreams. And it’s all thanks to our sponsor Plaas. The opening song is by El Hombre. The background music is Fore...

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Hobosode 276 – Dirty Motherfuckers

I’m doing requests today, and even though I called over a dozen numbers, all I got was a few sign calls. I blame Raiden Digital because he sponsored this show. Thanks, Raiden! 2021-03-03 02:21:28 +0000 UTC View Post

TSPS Episode 688 – Bibles and Wifi

I don't know why the previous version of this show wouldn't play correctly. It's probably because I forgot to click the "submit" button last night and it was being all weird at me this morning. It seems to work now. Yay. Also, I'm going to stop posting TSPS on Patreon. Cause that's just silly.  View Post

TSPS Episode 687 - Postmen Eat Bugs

In this show I accidentally call the person we’re having a secret meeting about, I install some shiny silver cubes in front of windas, and I ask several people to knock it off with the offensive stickers on the back of their letters. This show is sponsored by the following people in alphabetical orde...

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TSPS Episode 686 - HoA Infractions

This show is so good that it’s been brewing for 3 whole days! I made all of the phone calls on Thursday, but wasn’t able to finish editing and getting all this posted until Saturday. I’m such a lazybones. Today I’m calling people from an HoA directory and letting them know the things they’ve ...

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Hobosode 275 – Get This Gang Together

This show has nothing to do with My Demon Lover. I call up neighbors to let them know that I accidentally tripped a breaker in their house by using the power outlet outside their house for various reasons, like heating up trees and charging my power tools. Turns out people are really stingy about shari...

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TSPS Episode 685 – Live RoyCo Deliveries

I did a live show on Friday afternoon and it wasn’t too awful. I mostly told people that I accidentally used their address for a delivery and took suggestions from the chat room for what was mistakenly delivered. RoyCo delivered pallets of tires, shopping carts, piles of salt, and more. This show is ...

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Hobosode 274 – Waynes World Party Time Excellent

This show has nothing to do with Wayne’s World. Instead I call up people who visiting an ice cream shop to talk about their penmanship, I let a few people know I’m not interested in their Craigslist items, and I get yelled at mercilessly. It hurts my heart. This show is brought to you by The Least ...

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TSPS Episode 684 - Severing Communication Lines

Today I get yelled at mercilessly by multiple people and it’s really affecting my self-esteem. I called up people about my gas tank, signs illegally placed in the ground, did some app store customer service, and attempted a few number changes. My psychologist bills are being paid by Adam McAdamFace, ...

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Hobosode 273 – Craiglist Is Terrible

Dick Tree bears sole responsibility for the quality of today’s show, so hopefully everybody likes it. I mostly call up people who’ve posted things on Craigslist to let them know that I’m not interested. The opening song is by El Hombre. The background music is Forest of Wonder by Philter. The end...

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TSPS Episode 683 - You Must Have A Lot Of Time On Your Hands

This is Wednesday’s show, even though it’s being released on Thursday. You’ll just have to trust me. This one starts with calling a bunch of people who left their business cards somewhere and ends with me yet again failing to reach The Great King Cobra JFS. And for that, the blame fully rests on ...

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Hobosode 272 - The RoyCo Union

Lord and Lady of Veggies brings you this failed Snow Plow Show, which was hastily turned into a Hobosode. I place a few orders with RoyCo but accidentally give the address of my neighbors, but none of them have ever made a mistake in their lives so they're not usually willing to help out. The opening s...

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Hobosode 271 – Scammers and Terrorists

I wasn’t going to do a show today, but Cody NoName showed up at my house and made threats, so fine, I will do a Hobosode today. Are you happy Cody?? In this one I’m doing basically the same stuff that I did in Hobosode 270 with the swap shop calls, but the results are slightly different! Can you sp...

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TSPS Episode 682 – The Return of Food Stamp Taco Lady

In today’s show I called a few people who are selling snow plows to talk to them about the English language, I lose my petsitting privileges with the family, and after six years I’m reunited with food stamp taco lady who hasn’t changed much since 2014. This show is sponsored by Teen Wolf Jesus, K...

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Hobosode 270 - Crossed Swap Shop Lines

Today I try to call about some items I heard on the radio this morning, but there always seems to be some kind of interference on the line. At one point I'm accidentally connected to a 1990's prank call artist. This Hobosode is brought to you by anthony b. The opening song is by Vista Blue. The backgro...

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TSPS Episode 681 – My Wonderful Boyfriend

Hi. I’m Carol. A totally for real woman. I’m doing the show today. Not Brad. This is the fault of the following sponsors – The Real Krazy Kraz, Sean L, iregretjumping, Simspeak, and Audi Love. Okay enough of that, time to find out who’s been writing on my windas.

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Hobosode 269 – Symphony Of Gurgling

Today I appraise a few apartment buildings so I can get a business loan, I get called a racist for being sexist, and I basically win the lottery. This episode is sponsored by Omni and based on an idea View Post

TSPS Episode 680 – Film Student

I did a live show today, where I attempted to film scenes from my new indie film in peoples’ yards. Apparently nobody supports anything that isn’t Marvel anymore. This show is sponsored by FOD87, The Prime Minister of Australia, Matt S, Fun Society Arcade, and Whatever Tom. Also, I’m probabl...

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Hobosode 268 - How Did You Get This Number, Mortal?

Thanks to HOOF ART, you’re going to hear me change some phone numbers, call about a dog for sale, get my life threatened by a terrorist, and speak to an immortal being from the UK. The opening song is by Disney. The background music during the show is Stranger In The Basement by Bonecage. The ending ...

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TSPS Episode 679 - RoyCo Milkdoors

You know what we haven't done enough of lately? Milk door calls. But don't worry, we're going to mix them in with a few Christmas light bulb theft calls too. Today's milkdoor contractors are Jamie F, Manila Folder, Brown Magic, Todd l, and Be-I-Eber_4life.

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TSPS Episode 678 – Working From My Apartment

Lets call our apartment manager and tell them about the issue with our Christmas trees and our high powered antennas and our new working from home issues. This show is sponsored by MistaJohn, YA BOY JOHN CENA, Theo P, Plaas, and Dick Tree.

TSPS Episode 677 – I Wonder What’s Inside Your Milk Door

I just didn’t get enough of the milk door in yesterday’s show, if you know what I mean, so here’s another full episodes involving those things we’ve all heard about…milk doors.  This one is brought to us by The Anti Chris, Shrinkman, Another Prank Call Show, Eric W, and kuraz.

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Hobosode 266 - Leave My My Milk Door Alone

Many years ago a lot of people used to get their milk from a "milk man" if you know what a I mean, who would show up in a truck and leave a couple of bottles on their porch. At some point it became a thing to build homes with "milk doors" or "milk chutes" where milk and other items were less likely to ...

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TSPS Episode 676 – I Wonder What’s Inside Your Butthole

Today I take a song that I heard the other day on the Distorted View podcast and use it as hold music to play while I’m fetching my supervisor during various number change mishaps. My butthole contains the sponsors of todayâ€...

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TSPS Episode 675 – Christmas Crackers

Today I did a live show for 2 hours, right before Dragonmere went on the air for his weekly show. I asked my neighbors for ridiculous favors, told a few people to GET READY, got some help with my daughter’s science project, and tried to get to the bottom of this Christmas cracker mystery. This episod...

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WoPC Episode 48 – Flip All The Switches

Can you believe I’m 48 episodes into this show and I still haven’t done a flip all the switches theme? This type of prank call involves telling a store employee to shut off all the power and damn the consequences. It’s a mean prank and you shouldn’t do it. No really, you stop that.

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Hobosode 266 - Stay In Keswick With The Rest Of The Trash

This show was mailed in by Efin Reality who does an amazingly good impression of my voice and calls. I call only Canadian people in this Hobosode, and get their opinions on car dings, pub basements, Christmas ornaments, and metal detecting. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music during the...

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Hobosode 265 - Joe Deez Nuts

Vaping Beard brings you a new Hobosode where I try some old prank requests from 2016, including a list of bad tippers and a guy who lost something off the back of his truck. The opening song is by Vista Blue. The background music during the show is The Hotline by The Pool Boys. The ending song is Metho...

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