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TSPS Episode 674 – Brent Please Stop Talking Like That

Here’s a live show, sponsored by Chris C, Whatever Tom, + BLACKPINK IN YOUR AREA +, BAFF320, and Dick Tree. The live show happened yesterday and you missed it because you weren’t keeping an eye on Twitter. In this one I call up people about leaving their carts out, about taking care of their trees ...

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Live Wednesday Show

I did a live show yesterday that lasted over 5 hours. Today I get to edit 5 hours of audio so that it sucks much less. I'm sure I'll have this out by the end of the day. I think I remember the first hour being awful, the second hour being slightly less awful, and the last few hours being okay. But those feelings may have been related to the alcohol. Really, don't watch this. Just wait for the p...

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TSPS Episode 673 - Sack Plunkin'

I did a live show today, calling people from a cornhole players list, confessing to cheating, finding their secret messages inside of cornhole bags, and letting my neighbor know that I'm on the way over to bury my cat in their yard. Today's Cornhole Champions are Crooked Alligator, Kevin C,  Colma...

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Hobosode 264 - Crazy Hill

A Hobosode so epic I've been slowly working on it since Monday. Here are some requests where people once again prefer conflict to being good neighbors. All U.S. Mail in today's episode was ripped to shreds by Joshua D. The opening song is by Joe DiVita. The background music during the show is The Hotli...

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TSPS Episode 672 – My Pranksgiving Shift

For this year’s Pranksgiving, I did two hours of live pranks on Friday afternoon, where I mostly called people selling things on the radio and demanding that they take my Black Friday coupons. I was also joined by Wasted Memory and Dragonmere. This show is sponsored by Earnie M, Chris J, kristin...

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WoPC Episode 47 - Happy Pranksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone, but more importantly, Happy Pranksgiving. It's that time of year when Prank Call Nation organizes a bunch of prank callers to do an entire 24 hours of wacky calls to brighten up everyone's holiday weekend. This show includes calls by 2020-11-27 01:04:42 +0000 UTC View Post

TSPS Episode 671 - Almost Car Dings

Here's a show so great that it took FOUR DAYS to complete! Nah, just kidding, it's not that good. I do a bunch of requests, including car dings, an old lady that activates old man story mode, and my dandelions all die and clog up my toilet. Support of our secret sovereign nation program brought to you ...

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Hobosode 263 - Sorry

Here's a Hobosode where I talk to world famous musician and vlogger Meade Skelton, a parrot repeatedly hurls insults at me, and I appropriate gay culture just so I can yell at a guy. Today's parrot wrangler is Far...

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Hobosode 262 -The Holy Bible

Since I'm sure you were all tired of my satanic calls and my political calls, I decided to set things right and do some religious calls. And at the very end I even throw in some politics, combining politics and religion, which is the perfect combination for a good comedy show. You can blame MistaJ...

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TSPS Episode 670 – UK Wakeup Calls

Today I’m stealing what I used to hear Carlito do occasionally on Madhouse Live – wake up people in the United Kingdom. My new UK dialing plan is brought to you by DenmarkIsARealCountry, Plaas, HeyyLyn6969, Audi Love, and The Stunning-Kruger Effect.

TSPS Episode 669 - Piano Moving

Today I'm going against everything I believe in and doing a show based off a voicemail from a listener named Noisy Air Conditioner from Arizona. And I even called some apartments in Arizona to try and get him in trouble for it. Piano Moving services were provided by Todd l, Eric K, Sean L, Travis B, an...

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TSPS Episode 668 – Calls To The UK

I did a live show on Saturday afternoon where I tested out my brand new United Kingdom dialing machine which worked for awhile before finally overheating and forcing me to switch to rednecks for the remainder of the show. Bad UK accent voice acting provided by 4.OC.RV.HOBOS, Shrinkman, Ryan Z, The...

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TSPS Episode 667 – Who Did You Vote For?

Happy Election Day! Since everyone isn’t sick of politics yet, here’s a show of nonstop political prank calls. We tally the votes of neighbors, businesses near Sensei Doug, and convenience stores. Even L’il Cricket makes a comeback in this one, all thanks to The Anti Chris, The Real Krazy Kr...

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FIXED VERSION - TSPS Episode 666 - The Spooky Story Of The Kitty Creeper

SORRY ABOUT THE PREVIOUS UPLOAD. Something spooky was going on with the audio, not sure what that was. This one should be fixed.

Today's extra spooky edition of the show has ghosts, demons, corpses, grave digging, and some lady that keeps harassing me with phone calls all the way into the voicema...

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TSPS Episode 666 - The Spooky Story Of The Kitty Creeper

Today's extra spooky edition of the show has ghosts, demons, corpses, grave digging, and some lady that keeps harassing me with phone calls all the way into the voicemails and I'm about to call the police on her. This episode is the 5-way baby of Teen Wolf Jesus, Karbo Bokar, Eric W, Grumpy Bernard, an...

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Hobosode 261 - Park Volunteers

Today I'm calling volunteers that were nice enough to clean up a public park recently. I talk to a thief who took the pen off the signup sheet, someone who voted for the wrong guy, and someone who accidentally threw away the mayor's weed stash that was hidden under a bush. Thanks for the list, Jonathan...

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Hobosode 260 - Go Sit On Your Thumb And Don't Call Me Again

Here's a Hobosode completely packed with calls, if the prank call package only held three calls because that's how many calls are in this one. I confess about dinging a truck, I kill a family of six, and I change a phone number because the internet invented a new curse word. Today's shenanigans and hij...

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TSPS Episode 665 - Poop Robot

None of my neighbors understand how cool a poop robot is and always try to make me turn it off because they're jealous. This episode is sponsored by Jamie F, High School Graduate, Omni, Brown Magic, and kuraz.

  • 00:00 Intro Prank - music by MicroKorgi and Quickfireyt
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Hobosode 259 - Peeing Down The Slide

Today I'm calling people who frequent breweries and apologizing for dinging their car, asking them not to wear masks made out of lettuce, and scolding them about peeing down the kids slide. This one is brought to you by Lord and Lady of Veggies, who most likely wear vegetables on their faces when they...

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TSPS Episode 664 - The Wrong End Of The Stick

In today’s show I do some more requests, boobs are shown, Sensei Doug gets looked at, and a woman steals my goat diving drone. Pedicures provided by Fun Society Arcade, Cody NoName, RyanB, YA BOY JOHN CENA,  and SixWeekTenure.

  • 00:00 Intro Prank – music by MicroKorgi and Quickfireyt...

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Hobosode 258 - Bob Dylan Lives

Tim sends me a list of people who eat at a restaurant, including a couple of cars that I accidentally dinged, a few people who think it's okay to give me snake eyes on the way to the restaurant, and Bob Dylan. This views and opinions in this Hobosode are expressly the fault of our sponsor Eric W. The o...

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TSPS Episode 663 - You're Outta Here

On Saturday morning I did a live show. I attempted some cart narc calls, did a few neighbor pranks, and finally decided on doing a bunch of crossed phone line calls. Today's whoops were skiddelied by AK Frost, Stacki Stace, Boca Recovery Center, Jason B, and Audi Love.

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TSPS Episode 662 – Mail By Telephone

 

In today’s show I’m stealing an idea from The Nutters Club NZ which was suggested by Casper where I tell everyone that their mail will be delivered by telephone from now on. Will everyone love this huge new convenience? You’ll just have to listen to find out. This episode was ghostwr...

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Hobosode 257 - Hotter Than Hell

 

This Hobosode is Goby's fault. I give a furnace guy a lecture, we talk to some more alpaca farms, and I confuse an old man about how I dinged his car. The opening song is by El Hombre. The background music and the ending song is Play The Game by RedBox and the Chilipeppers. 2020-10-03 04:38:38 +0000 UTC View Post

2020 Coins

Today I completely finished sending out all the PLA/SPS coins, aside from the lazybones who still haven't sent me their address on Kickstarter. So if you ordered a coin from Kickstarter, or you're a $20 or more supporter on here, your coins are on the way! I sent the international packages last, which was yesterday and today, so those might take a bit longer to arrive. Everythi...

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TSPS Episode 661 – Phone Number Sharing

Today’s show was financed by a major wireless carrier’s marketing department. They wanted me to gauge the public interest in a brand new service that allows customers to share their numbers with each other since our country is quickly running out of available phone numbers. This completely real thi...

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TSPS Episode 660 - Whoop Whoop Skiddely WOOP

Today I do my long-awaited Cart Narcs impersonation episode, telling random customers that they were recently spotted not putting their carts away like a big ole lazybones. This show is NOT affi...

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Hobosode 256 - One Day You're Going To Die

Karbo B. is the guy you want to yell at because the Canadians kept outsmarting me in this one. I complain to a neighbor about his microwave usage and attempt some more car ding calls. Notice I said attempt. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music during the show is Helicopter Mack by Archne...

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Hobosode 255 - Sooory I Dinged Your Car

I don't have any car ding numbers to call, but screw it, I'm going to do car ding calls anyway with a really old list from BK. This show is brought to you by everyone's favorite sponsor, Dick T.  Show art by Travis Vs. The opening song is by El Hombre. The background music during the show is Reali...

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TSPS Episode 659 - Have A Nice Day

 

Look at me everybody. I did a show. Today we're going to order a few people to have a nice day, we're going to fail at a sign guy prank, and Sensei Doug is going to accidentally come to work without his pants on again. This show is made possible by MistaJohn, Joshua D, Audi Love, Chrisophe...

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