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Hobosode 298 - Half Vulcan Half Macaulay Culkin

Did you know that the guys from Aerosmith are still alive? This Hobosode is sponsored by Marcus B. It’s got 3 outgoing phone calls to residents, and then several dozen incoming calls from one of those residents because he’s so angry. He never left a voicemail, though, so that was very disappointing...

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Hobosode 297 – Litterbug

This morning I was watching some cart narcs and Sebastian was calling people litterbugs which really made me want to call people litterbugs. So I did. And here’s an episode that’s partially about that. The other half is me being outed a bunch because the entire neighborhood had been warned about me...

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Hobosode 296 - Jesus Christ

This Hobosode contains a few religious miracles, so brace yourself for some life changing events, like Jesus Christ appearing on some lady’s garage door. JT is my spiritual wingman. The opening song is by Marinalin. The background music is Young Wild and Free by Wiz and Snoop. The ending song is by T...

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Hobosode 295 – Is This Some Kind Of Comedy Routine?

Be-I-Eber-4life sponsors today’s Twitter calls, where I try to hook up with old boyfriends from high school, I change a girl’s number, I start up a file on a guy who posted his number on Twitter, and my stupid voice changer machine keeps malfunctioning. The opening song is by Vista Blue. The backgr...

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The Snow Plow Show Episode 709 - Homos Ass.

No, I'm not posting SPS on Patreon again. The snowplowshow.com site is just down today. Here's a short show, sponsored by Karl!!!, The Least Creative, The Stunning-Kruger Effect, Chris J, and kirstine! I mostly do random things from the requests folder, like talk to a few neighbors about HoA infractions and return calls about chickens.

00:00 An old prank. The background music is by MicroK...

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Hobosode 294 - Deliveries and Dings

Deadly Pliers sent me a list last year that I finally get around to calling in this Hobosode that's brought to you by HeyyLyn6969. I mess up some package deliveries, I ding a car, and I try to change some phone numbers. The opening ...

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Hobosode 293 - Clean Up Your Shit

DenmarkIsARealCountry brings us the latest Hobosode, where I'm pretty sure I'm calling people who I've already called before and possibly even saying the same things to them. Anyone remember when I called these people before and if it was funnier the first time? The opening song is Long Distance Company by Bob Rivers. The background music is Addictive Business by Neil Cicierega. The ending song...

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Hobosode 292 – Chester Copperpot

Efin Reality is today’s honorary goon dock friend, where we call up people around the neighborhood and ask for our shovels and buckets. The opening song is Long Distance Company by Bob Rivers. The background music is from the Goonies movie. The ending song is Good Enough by Cyndi Lauper. 2021-06-17 23:19:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 291 – Ayam Cemani

Ever since I mentioned my prank line last week, someone has been directing Craigslist ads to it like it’s 2012, so in this show I’ll be returning some messages that have been left for me. Thank you, unavailable restaurant and everyone else listening for supporting the show! The opening song is Long...

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Hobosode 290 - Swap Shop Preaching

Usually Hobosodes cost you 5 smackers per month, but every 10th Hobosode is FREE. Karl!!! sponsors today's show and Cotton Cacti provides the list of roycipients who are having yard sales and selling things on the radio. We get to battle religious freedom, Covid misinformation, and fake news. The openi...

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Hobosode 289 - Really New Swap Shop Ads

I call up some swap shop people who tried to sell things on the radio earlier today and manage to buy absolutely nothing for an entire hour. This waste of time is courtesy of today's producer, TokeusPocus. The opening song is by El Hombre. The background music is Too Crazy by David Fesliyan. The ending song is It's Going Down by Rappy McRapperson.

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An Update and a Hobo Road Show

No, I'm not posting episodes of World of Prank Calls here regularly again, but just wanted to drop in and say HELLO and that I'll be back in the Unnamed Studio in just a few more days. I'm still far away from Oregon, doing a bunch of non-Oregon things. Thanks, everyone, for being patient during my absence, except for KEVIN who keeps emailing me and telling me how much I suck for not doing shows...

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Hobosode 288 – Really Old Swap Shop Ads

In this Hobosode I start out by calling people off of the Corn Hole List, but then decide that it’s finally time to delete that old list forever and move on to calling swap shop sellers from a year or two ago to try and return items. Hoofartdid is today’s scapegoat for all of our problems. The open...

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Hobosode 287 – Slap Your Mom

I finally did a show. Can you believe it? This week’s really long pause in between shows is brought to you by Lord and Lady of Veggies. I forgot to credit a couple of ideas today, like dcvmnaturalist’s idea of remaking Revenge Of The Nerds and David’s idea of filming a documentary about run down ...

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Situation Room Tour

Here's the yearly tour of my recording studio, which is about to be moved across town. In fact, as I'm typing this, I am completely disassembling the desk this computer is on. Want proof? Okay fine!

I'm still hoping to get a Hobosode done before the weekend is over, but at this point it's probabl...

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Hobosode 286 – Drafts

Recently I noticed that I had over 100 drafts in my PLA email account, which were mostly prank requests that I’d temporarily made notes on in the reply, so I started with the very oldest ones, way back from 2016, and tried to get through as many of them as I could. Thank you, Brown Magic, for support...

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Bonus Fuckups from SPS 698

I've been asked a few times to post all my pranks that didn't work out and I'm always like NO because they're boring and stupid and why would anyone want to listen to the pranks that sucked? But now here I am doing just that. I mostly picked the fuckups that were amusing to me and deleted everything else. My prank segment file was about 2 hours long yesterday, which I edited down to 30 minutes,...

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Hobosode 285 - Up On A Pole

Today I broke out the climbing gear and headed to the top of a few utility poles so I could call Comcast customers and try to get them to help me out. This Hobosode is sponsored by Jamie F. The opening song is by Andrew S. The background music is Meow Meow by Simon The Magpie. The ending song is Bell O...

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Hobosode 284 - Resting Snake Eyes

The Prime Minister of Australia ordered me to do a show today and he’s a supporter, so I guess I gotta do it. Whatever. This show is based on a request from The Sign Guy, who asked me to call a martial arts place, but I was like screw you Sign Guy and called everyone except for the martial arts place. You’re welcome, Sign Guy! The opening song is I Shot The Sheriff by my friend Eric. The ba...

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Hobosode 283 – It’s Dandelion Season!

It’s time to do twenty shows in a row of Dandelion calls, kicking it off with this Hobosode! I’m calling from Reggie’s trailer park list, but they hate dandelions just as much as HoA neighborhoods do. Today’s universal hate of dandelions is brought to you by Fun Society Arcade. The opening song...

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TSPS Episode 696 Premiere

It's only a premiere if you didn't get it from snowplowshow.com first. But come talk to your fellow listeners anyway.

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Hobosode 282 - Condo Confusion

Some condo owners and renters are as confused as I am in today's show, brought to you by Be-I-Eber-4life. The opening song is by El Hombre. The background music throughout the show is Too Crazy by David Fesliyan. The ending song is Ja-Da by The Trafalgar Squares. I actually found this song on THE RADIO...

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TSPS Episode 694 – Apartment Walls and Roofs

I'm only posting this here because you're all making me feel bad about not posting them anymore. Quit making me feel bad. I'm doing it anyway starting on the next show. Take that.


It’s time for a sequel to yesterday’s Hobosode, where I put new walls on top of my old wal...

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Hobosode 281 – My Inner Walls

Today we do some self-exploring and answer some hard questions, all thanks to our sponsor Probix. We also build some walls on top of our walls, dawg, if you know what I mean.

Hey when I said I’m closing down the phonelosers.com membership thing, that’s not definite yet. Neither is using Subsc...

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Hobosode 280 – This Song Is Gonna Make A Great Video

Today Chris J. brings us calls to people selling pig cookers, trailers, and golf clubs who will all assist me in making the best music video ever so I can get on MTV. The opening song is by Bob Rivers. The background music is My Dog Lives On The Moon by Nagz. The ending song is 2021-03-29 06:38:33 +0000 UTC View Post

TSPS Episode 693 - Sorry For My Dreams

It's Wednesday and I'm rushing out a show because I failed to do it on Monday or Tuesday. The first few calls from this show are actually from yesterday. They didn't go well, but it's okay because I deleted a few hours of people hanging up on me for telling them I was having weird dreams about them. Th...

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TSPS Episode 692 – You’re Not Bart

Today I accuse a few people of not being themselves, even though they probably actually were themselves. I also try to sell some non-shitty signs and inform a couple of sign owners about some tragedies their signs caused. Oh yeah, and don’t forget Jose! Do you think there was a guy in the back seat b...

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Hobosode 279 - Quality Assurance

In this Hobosode, I nicely explain to people that our call may be recorded for quality assurance purposes and then I call out some identity thieves for not being my friend. Brown Magic is the sponsor you should thank in the comments for this one. If this show seems short, keep in mind that before I edi...

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Hobosode 278 – Just A Few More Starlinks

Since I’m sure nobody is tired of the Starlink thing at this point, I try a different approach to putting satellite dishes on roofs. This Hobosode is sponsored by iregretjumping. The opening song is by Vista Blue. The background music is My Dog Lives On The Moon by Nagz. The ending song is Bye Bye By...

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TSPS Episode 691 – You Are A Kookaboo

This show is mostly a very simple concept that most people refused to believe, but man did I get some hot ones on this show. I get insulted in a brand new way by an old lady, Carol gets in a shouting match with a fellow housewife, and a complete psychopath promises to hunt me down and kill me and even ...

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