Simspeak presents a show made up almost entirely of phone number changes and me playing old prank calls. The opening song is by Joe DiVita. The background music is Dungeon 2 by Lily Ross. The ending song is Rapping Robots by Rappy McRapperson.
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2022-02-01 01:34:14 +0000 UTC View PostToday I’m calling up shopping center people with the same ‘ole tired Sensei Doug stuff, and we listen to a very short call from Beverly. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is Emo Swag by Emergency Pizza Party. The ending song is Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard by Paul Simon.
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Angelina steals the show today when she rudely tells me she’s not interested in a Chad phone number. TokeusPocus is responsible for me leaving that last 3 minutes of the show in even though nothing good happened. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is some jazzy solar machine nonsense. The ending song is Mountain Kind by MC Hawking’s Dark Matter Band, but mostly featuring dr...
2022-01-21 04:56:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Here’s another short Hobosode, brought to you by Steve B. I talk to a carpet installer, a guy really worried about scams, and I accidentally talk trash about a lady to herself. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is some jazzy solar machine nonsense. The ending song is Cigarette Ahegao by Penelope Scott. 2022-01-13 22:16:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Here’s a show where I end up calling only numbers that Devon has sent me. I finally get to talk to that guy who yelled at us real good on New Years Eve. There’s also a brand new Beverly call in here. By brand new I mean it’s from a month ago, but this is the first time I’ve played it. Thanks for sponsoring, Synthead! The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is some jazzy sola...
2022-01-12 02:25:10 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s requests day, brought to you by The Stunning-Kruger Effect. People are writing on my car windows and misusing their recycle bins. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is The Devils Train by The Lab Rats. The ending song is Visions by Disasteradio.
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Carol has an exhausting new hobby that’s perfect for stay at home moms such as herself. In this one I call swap shop ads with a bunch of crossed line issues. Blame The Anti Chris. The opening song is The Roybots by Henrik. The background music is Regen by My Parents Favorite Music. The ending song is an old Disney thing. They will probably sue me for playing it.
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2021-12-31 03:35:31 +0000 UTC View PostPhil_Not_the_Doctor wants you to know that inside every bathroom there is a poop-encrusted tube of air that blows the ever increasing layers of poop stuck to the inside of the tube out into the yard. He also said to say that the intro song is by Henrik. The background music is Regan by My Parents Favorite Music. The ending song is Code Monkey by Johnathan Coulton.
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2021-12-18 05:04:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Today I’m calling from a list that Andy sent me and telling people I’m installing 5G boxes, mail boxes, telephone booths, you know, civic stuff. This Hobosode is brought to you by the magical Brown Magic. The intro song is Pull Your Socks Up by Henrik. The background music is Technical Writer by The Doubleclicks. The background music during those all those no answers was Haunted Candies by ...
2021-12-15 03:31:25 +0000 UTC View PostLast night I found the original email that Reggie sent me that included Beverly's phone number in it. So today, after 3 whole years, I was able to check up on her and see if she's found any peace in life. Listen now to find out the exciting answer! This one is sponsored by The Stunning-Kruger Effect. The opening song is by Vista Blue. The background music is Revenge Of The Nerds by MC Lars. The...
2021-12-04 02:52:17 +0000 UTC View Post
My BFF High School Graduate brings you a show of crazy YouTubers, cookie customers, and illegal public park dumpers. The opening song is by Vista Blue. The background music and ending song is Revenge Of The Nerds by MC Lars. I love you.
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2021-12-01 03:23:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Today I get threatened with the attorney general and the FCC and I’m called a lame duck and an old lady refuses my offer of some sweet dick. Basically I’m having a terrible day and it’s all thanks to JT, who sponsors today’s show. The opening song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnson. The background music is Devil’s Train by The Lab Rats. The ending song is Space Worms by Future Folk.
Phil_Not_the_Doctor is definitely the sponsor of today's show. I talk to a few residents about some copper under their lawns that we need to extract. Opening song by Marinalin and remixed by MicroKORGI. The background song is Mind Over Matter by D.B. Cooper. The ending song is by Weird Paul.
Audi Love asked for a mediocre Hobosode where I called people who recently visited a bar and I would say wacky things to them, so this is that show, just for Audi Love. Opening song by Marinalin and remixed by MicroKORGI. The background song is Mind Over Matter by D.B. Cooper. The ending song is Overwh...
2021-11-10 02:44:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Theo P. is the sexy sponsor of today’s show. Snakey B sent me a list of people who shop at a British market, so I talked to the few people who picked up in my authentic British accent. Opening song by Henrik. The background song is Mind Over Matter by D.B. Cooper. The ending song is Do You Know Who J...
2021-10-28 02:44:16 +0000 UTC View Post
YA BOY JOHN CENA insisted that I didn’t post this Hobosode yesterday because of the incident, so I’ve waited until today to post it. I do a few short requests in this one and talk to a few people about bulletin board etiquette. Opening song by Vista Blue. The background song is Mime Beat. The endin...
2021-10-23 06:39:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Alex The Arbitrary brings you another show of me calling numbers from a really old list from Crimson. I mostly confront my neighbors about things we did to each other in my dreams. The opening TV dialogue was from Flight of the Conchords. Opening song by Apollo. The background song is Mime Beat. The en...
2021-10-11 06:47:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hobosodes are subscriber-only, but I usually release every tenth Hobosode to the public to entice you into becoming a subscriber. That’s how the scheme works. Today’s show is brought to you by everyone’s favorite sponsor, dribblybob. In this one I end my month-long quest to speak with Real Life O...
2021-10-05 23:04:50 +0000 UTC View Post
OMG Karl!!!! is the sponsor of today’s Hobosode, where I call people about dog poop, Venus, and other things that I’ve already forgotton. The opening song is by Vista Blue. The background song is Mime Beat. The ending song is Splash Woman ...
2021-09-30 00:19:41 +0000 UTC View Post
I did a 2 hour show yesterday, which I've embedded above. I tried to finish up the show and release it yesterday, but I failed, so the goal is to finish that up today. But if you just can't wait, there it is. I suggest waiting because so far I've erased an entire boring hour of this 2 hour show. Gotta make room for all those voicemails, you know.
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2021-09-26 15:28:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Timmy sends me numbers and boobs, which I call. I mostly just confuse/amuse people in this one, but it’s a fun series of failures that can all be blamed on Your Turn RC who is sponsoring today’s show. The opening song is by Bob Rivers. The background and ending song is Electric Youth by Debbie Gibs...
2021-09-25 07:01:14 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s been awhile since I’ve done some good old-fashioned metal detecting calls, so that’s mostly what I did today. Thank you, Audi Love, for being today’s sponsor! The background music is Dance Floor by Apples In Stereo. The ending song is by MC Lars and Beefy.
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2021-09-23 03:38:32 +0000 UTC View Post
A suggestion from a listener causes me to call stores as corporate and demand to borrow their socks, their pants, and the CEO’s spoiled nephew is stopping by to assert his dominance over the lowly employees. Show art by Nadia. The opening song is by BarberShopJohn on Fiverr. The ending song is ...
2021-09-09 21:07:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Chaz the TandemStacker brings you yesterday’s Hobosode because I was too busy hanging out at the clubs without a mask getting my dance on and didn’t have time to post it last night. I call up a few more trailer park managers to talk to them about poker games, frat brothers, and magnets. The opening...
2021-09-04 18:02:59 +0000 UTC View Post
People sell things on the radio and I don't want any of it. I don't want the outboard motors. I don't want the engines. The prices are good, but I just don't need any of it. Thanks, Be-I-Eber-4life, for sponsoring this Hobosode. The opening song is by BarberShopJohn. The background music is Betelgeuse ...
2021-08-25 07:13:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Lord and Lady of Veggies brings us today’s show where I ask everyone in the neighborhood if they’re vaccinated. You won’t believe what the results revealed. The opening song is by Bob Rivers. The background music is Unity by TheFatRat. The ending song is Blackhat Life by Trevelyn.
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2021-08-17 06:54:53 +0000 UTC View Post
K.C. Deeply sponsors this show of swap shop listeners where I pee on tables and dig holes in yards and take song requests from roycipients. The opening song is by Bob Rivers. The background music is Unity by TheFatRat. The ending song is Roundabout by Yes.
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A couple months ago I started moving all the prank requests I tried but didn’t answer into an email folder labeled “Attempted At Least Once.” The idea is that the second or third time I try them and they don’t work out, I’ll just delete them. I never could remember to do that when I just left them in the same folder. Anyway, this show is me emptying out that new folder of people I’v...
2021-08-08 06:26:09 +0000 UTC View Post
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Our 300th Hobosode is brought to you by Theo P! I call a few numbers from the request folders including sign people and home owners association residents. 2021-08-04 07:07:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Tim sends me a list of people who’ve recently visited a restaurant and I tell them a thing or two about how adults are supposed to act. I also call a lady who screen prints her phone number on the back of her shirt, and I accidentally change a phone number. This show was blessed by The Anti Chris. Th...
2021-08-02 01:18:44 +0000 UTC View Post