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Hobosode 356 - Washin' The Dog

Today we learn a little about those STOP buttons in the back of school buses, then move on to testing the limits of your average local laundromat. This one is fully funded and supported by Despicabledogs. The opening song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnson. The end song is French Toast Tango by Milk-Plus, MC Wreckshin, and Rappy McRapperson.

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LIVE SHOW! Knock it off with those fireworks.

Tonight I did a live show where I spent a little over an hour asking people to PLEASE stop setting off fireworks when it's technically not even July 4th yet. Wait until tomorrow night to be an asshole, SIR.  I'm not sure I'll have time to edit and post this show tomorrow, so here it is just for you Patrons.  I'll turn this into a SPS in a day or two. Good night!

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Hobosode 355 - Son of a B-word

PLA's top son of a bitch, Theo P, brings you today's show where I call up people selling items on the radio and ask them that I'm using their phone number to sell my Ford. That son of a bitch B.A. Johnson does today's intro song, and the ending song is The Last Fantasy by Benjamin Bear, that son of a bitch. Show art by 2022-07-03 23:30:36 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 354 - Down Yonder

Basket of Grapes, who loves listening to local AM radio when he's not listening to this show, brings you today's show where I talk to a guy about my genetically special bulls, and then we move on to some Sensei Doug shopping center calls where nobody will admit to ever giving a snake eye. The opening song is a special collaboration between Marinalin and MicroKORGI. The background music and endi...

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Hobosode 353 - Thinkin' About Stuff

Motherfuckin' Climbatiz brings you today's show of asking people what kind of activities they are currently participating in and what are their thought processes around said activities, and also I sell my dirty old Ford F-150. All the music in today's show is Regen by My Parents Favorite Music.

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Hobosode 352 - The Return of Steve's English Teacher

Today I spent 4 hours making calls and only ended up with about 20 minutes of actual material. I guess that's just the way it goes sometimes and I fully blame FOD87 for the non-answers and the people who called me dumb and hung up and all that, but I still like FOD87. He's a good boy. Thanks FOD87. I love you. The opening song is by Marinalin on Fiver. The background music is some old unrelease...

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Hobosode 351 - 3D Printed Replica Lawn

Brown Magic brings you a Hobosode of just 2 phone calls. In the first one I tell a lady her lawn is a 3D replica that things get weird from there. The second call was meant to reassure her that this was all a prank call, but I don't think it went well.  The intro song is by BarberShopJohn on Fiverr. The "end" song is Electric Saturday by Positive Attitude.

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Hobosode 350 - Butthole

The Sayleboat brings you another great show about yard sales, chickens, and tires. All the music in this Hobosode is Professional Butthole by Synthead. Show art by Nik Caesar.

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Hobosode 349 - I Got Your Darlin' Honey

Today I call some radio classifieds and meet some interesting characters, most who seem to want to kill me. Thanks for sponsoring this Hobosode, JT. The opening song is Have A Blast by Hearts Minus Sorrow. The ending song is Ode To Alderaan by Glenn Case.

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Hobosode 348 - Customer Referrals

I think all of the requests I did today were from November of last year. I talked to a girl from the park, I changed a phone number, and I tried to retrieve one of my lost screwdrivers from an ex-customer's wall. Mike B. provided the cookies and drinks during today's show. The opening song is Come Along by Posy. The ending song is Heart Tits by The Grammar Club.

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Hobosode 347 - Lawn Careless

Be-I-Eber-4life brings you today's show where not a whole lot works out, but I just keep trying  for 40 minutes with the lawn care calls and the HoA calls, and the neighbor calls. The opening song and the background music throughout the show is Come Along by Posy. The ending song is 8 Bits to Lonelin...

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Hobosode 346 - Rehashing Last Weeks Ideas

The phone gods have smiled upon us today by blessing us with either a technical error or a possibly a dumb redneck mistake that allowed us to control the verbal output of said redneck via SMS. All the music in this episode is by Rappy McRapperson. Except for the Jason Segel song. That was from the Do You Know Who Jason Segel Is podcast RIP.

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Hobosode 345 - Whatever God Has For You He Has For You

I accidentally lost about 80 prank requests last year, but today I found them and called a bunch of sign-based businesses to let them know what I've been doing with their signs. Travis H, sponsor of this show, gets all his computer and IT work done at that Laptop Repair guy's house. The opening song is by BarberShopJohn. The background music is Dungeon 2 by Lily Ross. The end song is Ass by DIC...

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Hobosode 344 - Team Edison

Here's one of those shows where I think I have an awesome idea, but then nobody cares or understands. Except that one lady who called me back. Anyway, today I'm doing the dumbest thing since swapping out my female electrical outlets with male electrical outlets. This show is brought to you by TokeusPocus. The opening song is by BarberShopJohn. The background music is Dungeon 2 by Lily Ross. The...

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Hobosode 343 - Stolen Property

You can't be too careful when buying stuff from people over the radio. It's the wild wild west on those airwaves. Always make sure the items you buy aren't stolen. In this episode I will show you how. This PSA has been brought to you by The Stunning-Kruger Effect. The opening song is by Shiftypop. The background music is Dungeon 2 by Lily Ross. The ending song is Meow Meow by  Simon The Ma...

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Hobosode 342 - You Know Dreams And Stuff

Mano 1 is in charge of things around here today. That's why I'm looking for female roommates, changing phone numbers, and apologizing for my dreams. The opening tune is by Great Big Pete. The background music is Dungeon 2 by Lily Ross. The ending fever dream is Cigarette Ahegao by Penelope Scott. What are those girls whispering at the end?

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Hobosode 341 - I Took Down Your Ad

Here's a Hobosode brought to you by Mano 1, where I call up a bunch of people who sell things on the radio and say confusing things to them. The intro song is by Great Big Pete. The ending song is We Love To Use The Telephone by Weird Paul.

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Hobosode 340 - Kiss You On The Mouth

Today we take a hard hitting journalistic look at homophobia in the deep south and you'll be shocked at what we uncover. Omni is the sponsor of this one. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is Yes I Am An Alien by MC Lars. The end song is Bit Pop by Shael Riley.

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Hobosode 339 - You're Freaking Me Out

This show is mostly full of dog calls and cart narc calls and it's sponsored by Despicabledogs. He would like you to know that the opinions and beliefs expressed about dogs on this Hobosode do not reflect his own. The opening song is by Henrik. The ending song is Yes I Am an Alien by MC Lars Horris.

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Hobosode 338 - The Dandelion Problem

I've decided to finally leave the pro-dandelion life behind me and fight for well manicured lawns throughout the neighborhood.  The sponsor of today's Hobosode is iregretjumping. The opening song is Sensei Doug by 13code13. The ending song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnson.

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Hobosode 337 - Stoopitsumbich

Kristine! sponsors this Hobosode where I attempt a number change on someone from Devon's show, I flirt with a man doing business at a pawn shop, and I tell a guy to pull up his socks. The opening song is High Demand Guy by Brendan. The background music is Punch The Wall by Rappy McRapperson. The end song is What Ya Gonna Do by Hearts Minus Sorrow. It doesn't look like Devon has posted her show ...

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Hobosode 336 - Carol Works At The Mall

People have been commenting lately that they love the Carol crossed line calls, so this time Carol is working at a mall and popping into the stores lines with her husband's police scanner. This episode is sponsored by Synthead. The opening song is by Andrew Seaton. The background music is Punch The Wall by Rappy McRapperson. The end song is Factory Song by Rappy McRapperson, which is all about ...

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Hobosode 335 – No No

A weird idea by polar-bear-on-fire leads to this show where I’ve given all of my electrical outlets a gender change. Thanks for the years of support, Shrinkman! The opening song is Professional Butthole by Synthead. The background music is Punch The Wall by Rappy McRapperson and the end song is Bats In My Belfry by Emergency Pizza Party.

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Hobosode 334 – The Maytag Man

We go through several twists and turns tonight, first finding out that I’m now a Maytag repair man, then getting yelled at by a wrong number, and finally making people take a hard long look at what a soul actually is. You can thank Cody NoName for this Hobosode and nobody else. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is Wish by Rappy McRapperson and the end song is Corn Grain Crun...

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Hobosode 333 – The Magic of NFTs

I’m still loving Tim Riggi’s girlfriend’s idea of making NFTs of other peoples’ property. Today I’m NFTing heads and buildings with varying degrees of success. TravisH is the sole reason I’m up late editing a Hobosode. The opening song is by BarberShopJohn. The background music and end song is Wish by Rappy McRapperson.

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Hobosode 332 – Snakes

In today’s episode, which was all recorded on Sunday but laziness is causing me to post it on Monday, DenmarkIsARealCountry brings us an episode with everyone’s favorite type of pet after a YouTuber named Kaykeyi suggested that I lose my Apple Airtag that happened to have a snake attached to it. The opening song is by BarberShopJohn. The background music is untitled. The end song is Electri...

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Hobosode 331 – Don’t Bother My Number

In today’s very special episode, a man freaks out about his phone number changing, but in the end we both learn a lesson and become better people. I also talk to a conspiracy nut who’s blurred his house out on Google Streetview and a lady who tells me fuck you and your underground tank. All of this is brought to you by a guy named ZTK. The opening song is by Marinalin, remixed by MicroKORGI...

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Hobosode 330 – The Cardboard Tube

Here’s a show where I steal something that SiGmA_X said in Discord and make a whole show out of it where apartment managers try to convince me that the weird messed up thing their parents had them do with toilet paper tubes is completely normal. As usual, I’m contractually obligated to post every tenth Hobosode for the general public to listen to in hopes that they might become paying membe...

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Hobosode 329 – Roofs, Mailboxes, Satellites

Ward H. is today’s sponsor. Today I’m calling more people off of Mano 1’s list and talking to them about all sorts of impending things. The opening song is by Bob Rivers. The background music is Punch The Wall by Rappy McRapperson. The ending song is Pink and Purple by Rappy McRapperson. If you’re tired of listening to King Richard’s sloppy seconds, 2022-02-09 04:39:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 328 - Microwave Programming

An old idea of §paethon's is mostly responsible for today's Hobosode, but we can't forget Mano 1 for the list and Teen Wolf Jesus for the loving support. The opening song is by Joe DiVita. The background music is Punch The Wall by Rappy McRapperson. The ending song is Britney's Umbrella by Hand Job Acade...

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