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Hobosode 385 - There's Your Package RAT KING

In today's show I forget which season it is, slowly realizing that my dumb lawn mowing calls aren't going to work. Then I move on to requests including some number changes, an insane land lord, a couple of frat boys, and some mishandled UPS packages. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is Chateau by Shinobi MC. The end song is Ratz by Penelope Scott. Sponsored by Sean L!

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Hobosode 384 - Mediocre Birthday

There have been so many complaints that I don't call enough old people selling things on the radio, so here's an entire show of that, courtesy of Kurt M! The opening song is by BarberShopJohn.  The background music is Chateau by Shinobi MC. The end song is Welcome To The Neighborhood by Brian David Gilbert.

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Hobosode 383 - Lost and Found and Number Changes

I still had a folder of number change pranks open from this week's Snow Plow Show, so I called a few more of them before trying some other lists and requests. This is a short show. Don't hate me. It's sponsored by Hunts Point Hooker. The opening song is by Henrik.  The background music near the end is Regen by My Parents Favorite Music. The end song is yamiga69 by Jeff.

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Hobosode 382 - Why Was You Monkeying Around To Start With?

I took a look at the request folders today and talked to a neighbor about a smart meter, attempted to confirm the moisture levels in a lady's modem, and I monkeyed around in a few phone accounts. All of this was made possible by the lovely Phil_Not_the_Doctor. The opening song is by MicroKORGI.  The background music near the end is Regen by My Parents Favorite Music. The end song is yamiga...

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Hobosode 381 - Put Yourself Out There Son

Here's one of those shows where I call swap shop users and impersonate them by jumping into their phone line. Today's show is brought to you by kristine! The opening song is by Shifty Pop. The end song is Squares Make The World Go Round by Roger Miller.

LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SHOW: To find out more about the music you hear on this show, 2023-01-04 04:55:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 380 - Christmas Tree Disposal

Fun Society Arcade brings us a few new ways to dispose of our Christmas trees, including a mysterious fluid that's supposed to dissolve the tree right before your eyes, but doesn't work as advertised. The opening song is by Henrik.  The background music later is Threes Company by Justin Canton. The end song is Lou's Got The Flu by Roger Miller.

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Hobosode 379 - Takes Two To Know One

Why hello there! This is a Hobosode, brought to you by Kurt M. and starring Captain Ron. In other words it's about 30 minutes of tradio calls. The opening song is by Dylan.  The background music later is Threes Company by Justin Canton. The end song is Lowglenic by Kordlyss.

LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SHOW: To find out more about the music you hear on this show, 2022-12-14 04:11:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 378 - Battle Plans

CacaPeepeeHead brings you today's show of another list of really old people who have battle plans drawn up against them by my youngest son. The opening song is by plingplang.  The background music later is Chateau by Shinobi MC. The end song is Your Friend's Brother by Wordburglar.

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Hobosode 377 - Turkey Flushing

I start out calling some apartments to talk to them about flushing my Thanksgiving turkey down the toilet, but don't have a ton of luck so I move on to my prank request folder to do some number changes. Tonight's episode made possible by Escobedo M. The opening song is by plingplang.  The background music near the end is I've Got Some Falling To Do by Lemon Demon. The end song is Ebaumswor...

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Hobosode 376 - Sensei Doug Hacks Some Wifi

Sensei Doug stirs up trouble in a few shopping centers when he tries out a bunch of secret hacking utilities that he confiscated from one of his students. The corporate office of the shopping center also stops in for a visit. This one is sponsored by vintage.anon.  The opening song is by plingplang.  The end song is My Name Is Sasquatch by Request-A-Song.

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Hobosode 375 - Spikey Balls

More leaves are ending up all over the neighborhood so I end up having to deal with all that.  I'm also sick of stepping on those stupid spikey balls outside. The opening song is by plingplang.  The background music and end song is Black Mages by Emergency Pizza Party. Thanks, Hunts Point Hooker, for supporting the show!

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Hobosode 374 - I'm Gonna Have To Stop You Right There

Here's a Hobosode from Basket of Grapes, where we dump bags of leaves in a guy's living room, we do weird things in back yards, and we do a little tunneling around the neighborhood. The opening song is steveblazed by Jeff B.  The background music is Black Mages by EPP. The ending song is Stop Right There by Positive Attitude.

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Hobosode 373 - Malls and Swap Shops

This episode is brought to you by CELEBRITY CASH DOT COM and it has mall calls, a few swap shops, some mixed up phone lines, and I forget what else. The opening song is 20 Fucks were given for Roy by Nick L. The ending song is Happy Happy HALLOWEEN by Amrit Bains.

LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SHOW: To find out more about the music you hear on this show, 2022-10-30 00:08:28 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 372 - Jail List

Most of this Hobosode is me trying to change peoples phone numbers, as usual, but half of the list was from a handwritten paper note found at a county jail which appears to be a real life heist crew, with quirky nicknames and all. Steve B. is today's show sponsor. The opening song is 20 Fucks were given for Roy by Nick L. The background music is Chipmunk Beat. The ending song is Charlie Loves Y...

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Hobosode 371 - Self Defense

This Hobosode is yet another collection of me calling radio swap shops and doing the same ole things I always do and it's sponsored by kristine! The opening song is yamiga69 by Jeff. The background music is Chipmunk Beat. The ending song is Hobby Model by Shael Riley. Get a...

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Hobosode 370 - This Big Mouth of Mine

It's a free Hobosode, sponsored by Theo P! I call a couple people from the prank line, then do some requests and sign spinning, and end with a bunch of swap shop calls. The opening and ending song is You're Crazy by Antix. The background music is Chipmunk Beat.

LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SHOW: To find out more about the music you hear on this show, 2022-10-09 06:42:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 369 - The Dimension of Time

Efin Reality brings you today's Hobosode, with a little help from Luxapol. We start our with some good old-fashioned calls to gym customers, fail at all of those, and then move on to calling people on the prank line. The opening song is by BarberShopJohn on Fiver. The background music is Carlito's favorite do-doot song. The ending song is Ja-Da by The Trafalgar Squares.

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Hobosode 368 - Why You So Toxic?

Today I asked mall employees to please come and pick up their misdelivered packages up from our store if they'd be so kind and it's all thanks to BIG MIKE! The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is Free Water Chiptunes by Christopher. The ending song is Professional Butthole by Synthead.

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Hobosode 367 - Radio Free Swap Shops

Theo P. brings you today's 44 minutes of swap shop nonsense. I get my life threatened multiple times over things as trivial as tables and mopeds and sewing machines. The opening song is by Henrik, and I'm sure you all know which movie that's from. The background music is Free Water Chiptunes by Christopher. The ending song is Roy Gherbil Rides The Metro by Steven Yucca.

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Hobosode 366 - The Beach Barrels

Today we start with an unused call from last week's Snow Plow Show, we try to call back a few messages left on the prank line, and go through the prank requests email and have a few conversations with Roycipients. Thanks, Kurahma, for sponsoring this one. The opening song is by BarberShopJohn. The background music is Free Water by ME. The end song is Happy Valium Meal by Drown Radio Therapy. View Post

Hobosode 365 - Yelp and Car Dings

Today we're time traveling back to the simpler days of Yelp check in calls and car ding notes, all thanks to my BFF Forever Fun Society Arcade and someone leaving notes on cars for me. The opening song is by BarberShopJohn. The background music is Free Water by ME. The end song is Ode To Alderaan by Glenn Case.

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Hobosode 364 - What The Hail Ails You

Once again I call a bunch of business card numbers that Paulster Cactus sent me and I talk to many colorful characters. This Hobosode is sponsored by Climbatiz. I'm sorry I besmirched your name, Climbatiz. The opening song is by Barbershop John. The background music is from the TV show Gimmie A Break. The end song is I'm Not Afraid Anymore by Rappy McRapperson.

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Hobosode 363 - This Clown Named Bruce

Rick J. and Paulster Cactus team up to bring you a prank to exactly two people about changing their cell phone numbers and one of them even attempts to sell my personal documents on the dark web. The opening song clip is Long Distance Company by Bob Rivers, the background music is Let Go by Justin Jay and Friends, the end song is Can't Hug Every Cat by The Gregory Brothers.

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Hobosode 362 - Legiminate Phone Calls

Kurahma brings you today's show where I attempt to bring back yard sale calls and I'm not sure if I succeed or not. The opening song clip is Long Distance Company by Bob Rivers, the background music is Let Go by Justin Jay and Friends, the end song is Side Scrolling Hero by Boy Meets Robot and Mega Ran.

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Hobosode 361 - Sore Losers

A car wash being built on a very busy road is apparently a problem for a neighborhood that lives just a couple blocks from the very busy road already filled with businesses, so the neighborhood tries to cause problems for them during construction. John was nice enough to give me a list of the neighbors and The Real Krazy Kraz was nice enough to be the sponsor of this Hobosode.  The intro s...

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Hobosode 360 - Dress Shorts

This show marks the official return of Yelp check in calls. Yep, there are people who still check in on Yelp. A lot less than there was 10 years ago when we were doing it on The Phone Show, but it's apparently still a thing. We also do a lot of swap shop calls.  Our glorious sponsor today is Theo P. The opening song is Welcome to the Botnet by TheN. The background music is Punch The Wall b...

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Hobosode 359 - Don't Be Sorry Be Different

The Georgia Gazette insisted that I suck electrons out of power meters and set up Alliance teleconferences like it's the 1990's, so that's what's happening in this show. In addition to that, I confront a lady about her completely inappropriate phone number and a mean neighbor steals my night vision goggles. The opening song is Welcome to the Botnet by TheN. The background music is Punch The Wal...

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Hobosode 358 - Elderly Chickens

Mike B. brings us a short show of calling back a few of the people who've left messages for me on the prank line, mostly about chickens and getting rid of things for free on Craigslist. If you would like to make people call the prank line, the number is 508-784-6969‬. The opening song is Welcome to the Botnet 2 by TheN. The background music is Underground Fantasy  Cypher Instrumental Bea...

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Hobosode 357 - You Just Hold It, Old Gal

Anthony R. is responsible for today's mayhem and confusion, in another long Hobosode of calling numbers from a swap shop list that Devon found, and then repeatedly trying out an old idea of Parkman's, which I may or may not have tried already in a previous show. The opening song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnston. The background music is Underground Fantasy  Cypher Instrumental Beat or someth...

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Last night's late night live show!

Last night I went on the air for about 90 minutes. From what I remember, not a ton of people answered, but there were a few amusing calls in there somewhere. I'm editing the show right now and will hopefully have a new SPS posted at some point today.

Sorry about the opening 90 seconds of silence, Pumpo McFreezienuts! It's fixed now.

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