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GET IT OUT OF HERE

Here's Sunday's show, where a lady treats me like a dog. :( Today I'm mailing care packages to you Patreon people who get care packages. So woohoo!

Don't Even Talk To Him

Here's yesterday's show. It's chock full of RUDE people. This weekend I'll be mailing out care packages to those of you who receive care packages. I should have done this last weekend, but my laziness caused me to order new stickers way too late, so now I'm waiting for those to arrive in the mail. I have something sort of awesome planned for the NEXT time I send out care packages (April 1st) so yo...

January 2015 Patreon supported

Thank you so much for the support this month!

RBCP Has No Civility

HI. Here's today's show. The super secret podcast feed and the HQ podcast feed are broken. I'm sorry about this. Really really really sorry. They're broken because I'm not smart enough to fix them, but I'm still trying to make it work.

Dancin' Across The U.S.A.

Here's today's show where I get called a jag off at least once.

Happy New Years!

Here's the 2014 wrap up show, which is a mere 4.5 hours long. Thank you, everyone, for helping the PLA evolve with Patreon. I've got big lists of SHIT I need to do thanks to you guys, so lets hope that I'm able to complete this list before 2015 is over.

December 2014 Patreon supported

Thank you so much for the support this month!

Merry Christmas, everyone!

The Donald Sykes Show

Instead of a Snow Plow Show today, I’m using this feed to promote my friend Donald’s podcast / FM radio show, who is not me and I don’t know why you’re making these accusations. This is called The Donald Sykes Show and it’s usually only broadcast on FM 103.6 in Telephone Falls, but they recently started making condensed podcast versions of the show. This first one features music, some...

Car Ding Calls Are Back!

The pranks that make us all a pranking TEAM are back!

Jiad Dies At The End

Here's the most recent Snow Plow Show. You are commanded to like it. I edited one of my Pranksgiving calls out of it because I'd already met my per-show quota of pranking a widow. Sorry, Neon!

November 2014 Patreon supported

Thank you so much for the support this month!

A SHOW!

Here's a show. It's show. It's not the best show ever made, but it's a show.

PLA Coins!

I'm a little late on mailing things out this month, but that's okay because now it means you're getting one of these beautiful metal PLA coins a month early. This weekend I'll be working on getting all the packages ready to be mailed out, so expect these in your mailbox within a week. Unless your overseas, then HAHA YOU HAVE TO WAIT LONGER! Anyway, be excited. If you're lucky, you can trick ...

Adopt A Median

OMG, guys, only a couple weeks until I'm filthy rich with PLA coins. But then I will pass on all my riches to each of you that I mail things to. These coins will be the coolest thing ever created. Until I have some 2015 coins made, then the 2014 coins will be SHIT. Here's today's show. It's a fun show. I wish I'd told them that the Aryan Nation guys had outbid them on their median. Oh well, maybe ...

October 2014 Patreon supported

Thank you so much for the support this month!

Blinker Fluid

Hi everyone. Here's a show that happened today, all thanks to a guy who snapped a picture of a computer screen while he was getting his oil changed. Hey look at that, we're up to $1,000 per month! But not really. I'm receiving around $700 per month now, which is still really great. That's enough for the new episode of Telephone Falls goal, which I've begun work on. I don't know when I'll actually ...

Extra Exclusive Top Secret Super Snow Plow Show

Here's a show. It's a secret. But you can give out the URL. I really don't care. I just wanna get secret shows on the secret show podcast feed so that new subscribers will think they're actually getting something for their money. It's a TRICK, you see. In this show I call a bunch of people who live in the city of Encino, California, and tell them to be on the lookout for my escaped cave man...

Banned Amazon Author

Hi, Patreonioniconibobs! Here's a new YouTube video I just made, where you get to hear a little from the Judy Blume of the New Millennium! I've been neglecting you guys. I need to get to fuckin' work here. I've got so much to do. I'm still really hoping to have a new Telephone Falls out by the end of the year, but I'm not sure if I'll make it or not. I've started on a few things. I'll try m...

September 2014 Patreon supported

Thank you so much for the support this month!

Ancient Tunnels and Alien Caves

Here's yesterday's wacky morning show, just in case you missed it on the other billion places I posted it.

August 2014 Patreon supported

Thank you so much for the support this month!

GHOST TOWER

Here's a video. Enjoy the video. I've been posting a lot of videos lately. A video every single day for at least 10 days now. I'm going to keep doing this until I run out of calls to post, which should last another week or so. If you've been listening to the show, you know that I'm on vacation right now. I did manage to do a show last week from the road and I'm sure I can manage at least one...

July 2014 Patreon supported

Thank you so much for the support this month!

Important Comcastic News!

So hey, Patreon members! I'm trying a membership thing on phonelosers.org. If you go to http://www.phonelosers.org you'll see Login/Register buttons on the top-right. Go register! But don't pay, because you're already supporting PLA through here. If I recognize your username from here, I'll give you access. If I don't give yo...

Snow Plow Evening Show

Here's last nights show. It's looking like I'll beat last month's record of 10 shows for the month, all thanks to your support.

June 2014 Patreon supported

Thank you so much for the support this month!

Here's a new show.

I'm supposed to share things on Patreon, so I'm sharing a new thing on Patreon. Enjoy this show! It wasn't a live show, so that's why you didn't get a notification about it. Hey guess what? I got those dumb bracelets finally! You $10+ people get dumb bracelets. They're super dumb. Be happy you don't have to get one, people who aren't $10+.

June care packages have been sent!

Seems like I'm mailing this stuff out later and later each month. Maybe if I keep doing that, I can skip a month and you guys won't even notice. At least ONE Patreon guy was interested enough in those dumb "PLA Monthly" things I include each month to ask me for the PDF files of them, which I sent him. Just in case any of you care about them too, I've attached the one you'll receive in the mail ...

This month we've surpassed the $500 mark. It could still go higher than $534 because there's a few more days left for payments to come in. This means that I have to come up with some kind of poster. I do have one idea for a poster that's in the works which could either be really amazing or the stupidest thing ever. I'll post bits of it on the feed throughout June to see what you guys think. I...