May 2014 Patreon supported
Thank you so much for the support this month!
2014-06-01 06:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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Important Patreon Campaign Infoz
This Patreon thing is great, and it's helping great things happen, and I love the shit out of each and every one of you for helping me create new things. But there's a small problem. Even though Patreon currently says I'm making $799 per month, I'm actually only getting a little over half of that. During the first month, I received a $414 PayPal payment. This month I received around $460. Pat...
2014-05-18 02:17:48 +0000 UTC View PostPraise Jeebus!
Last night me and Liz did a fun show together where we called members of a church. I've attached it to this update, so enjoy it! As always, thanks, everyone, for your support! I'm a little late getting care packages sent out this month, but I will be finishing it all up hopefully this weekend.
2014-05-09 22:48:41 +0000 UTC View PostApril 2014 Patreon supported
Thank you so much for the support this month!
2014-05-01 06:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostI Phreak Alone by Bonecage
Hey look, the video is finally done! Thanks, Patreon people, for motivating me to do all this!
2014-04-21 19:42:36 +0000 UTC View PostDICKWORM!
I sure am bad at posting Patreon updates with actual content in them. So here's one. I did a show this morning. Nothing spectacular happened in it, but I still did a show. Enjoy it.
2014-04-17 21:24:43 +0000 UTC View PostWatch part of the new music video
I had hoped to have the music video finished for Bonecage's phreaking song finished this past weekend, but then I remembered that adults are supposed to do their taxes before the 15th, so I spent half a day doing that instead. So I'm using this week to finish up the video and I need to film a few more scenes of my own to fill in the gaps that I haven't finished up yet. Attached is a preview of t...
2014-04-15 20:21:13 +0000 UTC View PostMailing out your worthless crap!
Yesterday a received $414 from Patreon. It's a bit less than what was pledged, but I'm not complaining because $414 is AMAZING. I'm also happy it wasn't over $500, because now I feel like I have an extra month or two to figure out what's going to be on the poster milestone. So today I've been packing up compact discs, stickers, papers and other things to mail out to everyone. I will be mailing...
2014-04-05 21:58:19 +0000 UTC View PostMarch 2014 Patreon supported
Thank you so much for the support this month!
2014-04-01 06:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe new album is now available to everyone
If you like getting your albums from Bandcamp instead of this smelly Patreon place, now's your chance. I've officially released Sorry I Dinged Your Car and I've made it a free download on Bandcamp. There are also instructions on phonelosers.org for buying a physical copy, but remember that I'm giving all the $5 and higher Patreon members a free CD in the mail next week, so don't buy one if you d...
2014-03-30 20:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostA new phone song is on the way!
Thanks to your contributions, I've now hit 5 milestones in the PLA campaign to take over the world. The 3rd milestone promised a new phone song and that will be happening within 2 weeks. I've gotten my close personal friend Bonecage to perform a song I wrote a few years back and he's done an excellent job with it. So I've decided to go ahead and try making a music video for it, using footage se...
2014-03-27 20:42:48 +0000 UTC View PostThe album is finished
If you're into crappy old archaic useless 90's shit, then you're in luck because I just finished up the new album filled with prank calls from 2 years ago that you've already heard. Wow, I'm a bad salesman. I swapped the titles just like you commanded, Alyssa, but I was too lazy to write a new note. And Kuraz is 100% to blame for the title colors. Passing off blame is fun! Oh, and the digital...
2014-03-16 02:14:36 +0000 UTC View PostNew Album Cover
Hey look, a new album cover! I spent about 20 minutes on this one, instead of the entire week I spent on the last one. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate it? Should the titles be different colors?
2014-03-13 05:11:31 +0000 UTC View PostThe Wednesday Wacky Morning Show
Here's the show that happened this morning. (You can also listen to it here: http://www.phonelosers.org/2014/03/snow-plow-show-march-12th-2014-frisbee-display/ ) And woo, we're up to $290 now. Just a little bit further to the new song goal! Hopefully we can at least make i...
2014-03-13 00:49:39 +0000 UTC View PostSnow Plow Saturday Night Show - March 8th, 2014 - Roy's Athletic Club
Here's Saturday night's show. It sure is a show. So $177/month now. Guess I better start getting to work on that new PLA album. About the various rewards on here - I'm guessing that around April 1st, Patreon will send me money and that will give me all of your addresses to mail things to. I'm not completely sure how all this works yet, but I'll have a better idea on April 1st and I will get t...
2014-03-09 21:31:46 +0000 UTC View PostRoy and Staci in the Morning - March 6th, 2014 - Thomas Edison Tribute Show
Here's the morning show me and Staci did on Thursday, where we made hilarious jokes about dead pets for 2 hours. And holy crap, milestone #1 has been reached! Now I have to blow $100 on drops for the Snow Plow Show and Carlito's new prank network. I will get that done very soon. Thanks for supporting, everyone!
2014-03-08 23:31:19 +0000 UTC View PostThanks, everyone!
I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really appreciate you guys supporting me like this. I haven't even announced this Patreon page really, and you 7 people have already joined and all pledged more than the lowest amount I've listed. So holy crap, THA...
2014-03-07 07:47:46 +0000 UTC View PostSnow Plow Morning Show - March 4th, 2014 - Internal Royvenue Service
This hour of IRS fraud is sponsored by Jason, who sent me money to buy a couple of 4lokos a few months ago. Thanks, Jason! Jason is also responsible for the annoying background music being really really loud in this episode. I’m sorry about the loud background music. I will do better next time. On this show I receive calls from AcidPez, Baz and Staci Stack. That opening bit of song is Rosc...
2014-03-05 07:46:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Coke Terrorism Commercial Prank Call (DMCA Compliant Version)
