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Call of Mass Confusion Released!

I know I'm late at mentioning this since Jiad already told you guys about this on Friday, but the very first episode of Calls of Mass Confusion has been released!  Join me, Jiad, Carlito and Dwight in this half-hour long episode of video prank calls.  So far the reviews have been positive, so you just might like this.

By the way, I've been sick for a few days (just a cold, not AIDS...

October 2015 Patreon supported

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New Secret Show!

The bad news is that it's just more car dings.  You're welcome!  The opening song is by Steve Goodie, the intro song is by Liz Darwin, and the ending song is  Long Distance Phone Company by Bob Rivers.

This show will appear on the two secret podcast feeds, which you can set up at http://ww...

September 2015 Patreon supported

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August 2015 Patreon supported

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PLA outed for getting less than 2,000 views per video :(

The Columbia Daily Tribune did a followup article about the crosswalk pranks yesterday, in which professional journalists attacked my ego.

http://www.columbiatribune.com...

Yard Sale Trolling

Jiad and Banned visit a yard sale with hidden cameras, while Roy calls the home of the yard sale and orders them to shut down their sale immediately. Confusion ensues with the entire family, which is all captured on video.

This is our first official release on the Calls of Mass Confusion YouTube channel.  Be sure to subscribe to the channel for more of this because these vide...

PLAcon Wrapup Show

Thanks to Rhapsodyman2000, only the first half of this show has new calls in it.  The second half plays a couple of classic Tenants From Hell calls from a year ago.  Because one year ago totally qualifies as classic.  In this show I call the last of the hotel customers list and I talk about all the fun we had at PLAcon2015.

Today's Live Show

Hi!  I did a show today, but I don't have time to post it to the YouTube or the RSS feed because I'm leaving for the day in about 30 minutes, so I'm just gonna throw the mp3 on here for you guys to enjoy.  So HERE IT IS!

This show will include video when I upload it to YouTube.  I thought I would have time to finish all this up, but I don't.  Stupid stupid stupid m...

July 2015 Patreon supported

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Income and Doorknobs and Updates

http://www.phonelosers.com/2015/07/income-and-doorknobs/

I've been having hosting problems lately, mostly with one of my hosts having a problem with me storing around 20 gigs of podcast archives onto an otherwise empty hosting account. Apparently they don't like this. They've asked me t...

Stargazing and Dog Poop

Robert Spencer sponsors today's show where I have more than my share of dog poop getting into my hair while I'm stargazing.

Al-Qaeda Cupcakes

Hey look, it's a brand new show!  Today's assault on innocent homeowners association members is led by Mr. Fraser.

Final Boss

This is yesterday's show, posted today because I'm lazy.  I just want to remind everyone not to screw with Frank Demarco, because he's from New Jersey.

Have a happy July 4th, everyone!  Unless you're outside of the U.S., then just have a regular mediocre day.

June 2015 Patreon supported

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Am I Supposed To Be Doing This?

Here's today's episode of The Snow Plow Show, sponsored by Tombstone, where I try to trick people into visiting Russia and I indulge Tombstone's foot fetish and we talk to Cocaine Dave and his wife.

Snow Plow Show - June 22nd, 2015 - More Curling Club Calls

Here's today's Snow Plow Show, which is actually yesterday's Snow Plow Show.  I'm so deceptive.  In this one I call a bunch of curling club members.  Again.

Curling and Goodwill Auctions Show

Servo is the sponsor of today's show, where we call Goodwill auction bidders and a few of Mistress Morgan's curling club members.

Calls of Mass Confusion

Today's show features VIDEO in a few of the prank calls.  These are calls that aren't quite good enough for mine and Jiad's new video show, so enjoy listening to a bunch of rejects for nearly an hour.

Hey, I'll be mailing some stickers out probably next week, for you $5+ guys.  As always, thanks a ton for the support!

May 2015 Patreon supported

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Carrot Top Steals Phone Numbers

Here's yesterday's calls that I did, based on an idea Gloria gave me. I called a bunch of people and told them their phone number would be changing. The people who had their number for decades seemed to be the most upset about this for some reason. I get the same way every time my IP addresses changes, though, so I guess I understand.

Cact-Eye Hidden Camera Prank Calls

Here's a collection of phone calls that happened on yesterday's Snow Plow Show, where I try to set a town's mind at ease by convincing them that hidden cactus cameras are not as sinister as they think.

April 2015 Patreon supported

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I Luv Boobies

Here's today's show. You will enjoy it. I command you.

APRIL FOOLS!

Hi. Roy The Retarded Boy here. Happy April 1st! Attached is our April Fools joke on a poor helpless AM radio host. It's a show completely devoid of punchlines, but it's still pretty amusing to hear the guy respond to all of the punchlines he dumps off the air. I sent out Patreon care packages this month, containing important things that I think you guys will like. All of you people in the U....

March 2015 Patreon supported

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Secret Show!

On Saturday I did a secret show and forgot to post it here. So here it is! It's an hour long. I should do more of these to trick people into subscribing. Good news everyone! I'm mailing out care packages this week! I spent over 5 hours putting packages together tonight and I will have them all mailed hopefully by Friday. I'll send out the first batch tomorrow. Don't get too excited though,...

Happy Birthday, You Little Slut!

February 2015 Patreon supported

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Flip ALL the switches

Here's a song about switches and bitches. It'll probably be in the next show, but YOU get to hear it now.