Here's a live Saturday morning show brought to you by Lion IX! In this show I call home about camping, drone deliveries, weird neighbors LOOKING at me, astronomy, lost mail from the 1980's, and more.
Here's today's live show. I'm hoping to have this editing and put on the podcast feed by Sunday night. In this show I call homes about camping, drone deliveries, astronomy, lost mail from the 1980's, and more.
I don't actually know how many moons Venus has. I was just repeating something I heard in the 1980 hit comedy Midnight Madness. Your homework assignment is to watch...
2017-11-04 19:12:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Lisa Marie brings you a hobosode that's mostly just one call about a completely normal camping trip I took with my son and these nosy damn neighbors have a PROBLEM with it. Background music and ending song is Silly Really by Per Gessle. Thanks for the prank idea, mynewname!
That photo up there was my back yard in 2002.
2017-11-02 22:31:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a Halloween show mostly based on some article that Sunshine told me about and I just believed without even verifying it. This episode is sponsored by Goby, who takes full responsibility for RoyCo's shoddy bookkeeping that leads to unhappy customers.
Today's sponsor Christopher is a real sports nut and wanted me to do some calls about sports so he could listen to it with the commercials during the Big Game today, so I found a prank request that Incogneetoeee sent me that's all about sports. Christopher and Incogneeetoeoe are both real guys guys. Neither of them are loudmouths like that cunthole Steve.
2017-10-30 01:51:24 +0000 UTC View Post
This experiment is sponsored by Frank Caller. Get ready to find out how the common person reacts to being asked what they're doing.
Those Roycipients, sometimes they just need someone to listen to them, and when the corporations aren't there for them, that's where The Snow Plow Show steps in. In today's John P. sponsored episode, we get to hear a mother explain son coddling in great detail to us, a woman tells a crazy yarn about her husband thinking a CEILING is a good idea, and we hear the most insane CVS pharmacy story ever ...
2017-10-26 01:37:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Scott brings you a couple hours of only a few people actually believing that I'm on the International Space Station. It's weird, I thought this was way more believable than telling people that I've been miniaturized and injected into their body.
If you missed today's live show, here it is. I'll hopefully get it edited and posted to the podcast feed on Sunday. But you know me, probably not. The first hour of this show is mostly ringing phones, but picks up a little in the 2nd half.
2017-10-21 19:12:36 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the 3rd time this past year that I've attempted to convince people they live in a simulated reality, but it never goes well. All 3 calls in this episode are nothing more than a lady not understand what I'm even trying to tell her, which is pretty much how the calls always go. I'm convinced someday it could be awesome, but I also thought it'd be awesome to convince people I'm a ...
2017-10-19 20:15:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Today's big dumb milestone anniversary show is sponsored by Derek J. and features a prank request by Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration, to call a woman who abandoned her child in a hardware store over a month ago. She actually has the nerve to get huffy with me, just listen.
I had so much fun telling Phoenix residents about Waymo yesterday that I decided to do it again for today's Hobosode. I'm pretty sure I convinced a grown man that the guy in front of him was a hologram. Lucklight is the sponsor of today's show. The ending music is Under Your House by El Hombre. Background music is the theme from Taxi, no matter what that guy on YouTube says...
2017-10-12 02:54:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The Real Krazy Kraz asked me to do something different for this show, so instead of pranks I did a bunch of telephone-based improv comedy with unwitting improv partners. In this show we help introduce Phoenix, Arizona residents to the concept of driverless tomfoolery.
JamesS4 brings you a show about nothing, where I pretty much just read emails and play voicemails and other peoples prank calls, but there's kind of a fun bit at some point where I fail at convincing people that I'm a telephone lineman.
Sunshine and Brad steal a few more ding calls from the voicemail, in this Bryan W. sponsored Hobosode. The ending music is Backwater by the Meatpuppets. Background music is Let Go by Justin Jay and Friends.
2017-10-09 00:41:51 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a show sponsored by our good pal El Diablo. It's got car ding calls in it, and one of them is even funny.
In this action-packed Hobosode, Julian J. teams up with Frank Caller to bring you an epic list of Twitter complainers that I managed to turn into a few mediocre prank calls. Music in this episode is Walk In Space by Fingathing.
2017-10-02 23:51:29 +0000 UTC View Post
A moderately cool person named Phillip B. brings you a really quick live show where I actually manage to reach a few car ding roycipients who've been dodging my calls for weeks now.
This morning a live show happened so quick that I didn't have time to post about it on Twitter. Here's the whole thing if you missed it. The podcast version should be up within the hour, though, so why bother listening to this one.
2017-09-30 05:25:06 +0000 UTC View Post
FOD87 and Compuserve bring you an hour or so of me scolding people about their hair and pretending to be an astronaut. What have I done with my life?
I tried to do some new car ding calls today, but we used most of them up yesterday. (You can hear 2 of those calls on yesterday's Hobosode and a several more on Partytime.) I think I got through to just 3 new people on today's show, because of Ty A., the sponsor of today's show. I also play some old car dings and voicemails and I get sidetracked a lot and ramble incoherently...
2017-09-27 00:43:26 +0000 UTC View Post
A girl is amazed at my adventurous evening in her car and I have the weirdest conversation I've ever had with a UPS employee. Weirder than last year's UPS ding, even. This episode is sponsored by cncwizard. Background music and the ending song is Ants by Dr. Octagon. Remember when I used to play that song every damn week on The Phone Show? Now you only have to hear it...
2017-09-26 05:02:29 +0000 UTC View Post
I did a live show today and it's all because of Niekisch that I forgot to go live for the first couple of calls. Today we're calling up city contractors and attempting to hire them for sketchy hush-hush type work.
Here's today's live show from a couple hours ago. I mostly call contractors in this one, but there is at least one ding call near the end if you're into that sort of thing. I'm editing the show now, so hopefully I'll have a podcast out today.
2017-09-22 21:12:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Dingtember t-shirt designed by Nik Caesar. Get yours here, along with other wacky PLA designs. Photo by Kelli S.
Today you'll hear me claim that technical difficu...
2017-09-20 05:33:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Rand al'Thor brings us all quite possibly the most important Hobosode ever created because it includes everyone's very first glimpse into an actual alien civilization. Thanks, Rand al'Thor! Today's background music was Gremlins In My Head. The ending music was an unknown song from approximately 300 million light years south of here.
2017-09-19 02:15:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Toinetoine brings us a few car ding calls and some voicemails. The ending music is Come Monday by Ruprect The Monkey Boy.
SUPPORT THE PLA: Join PLA's Patreon to ge...
2017-09-18 07:08:14 +0000 UTC View Post
I wanted to do about 2 dozen car ding calls in this hobosode and Brown Magic insisted that I only do one. I'm sorry, everyone, but my hands are tied. He also forced me, at rolled-up newspaper point, to use Lady Gaga as the background music.
In this hobosode we also learn a little of Sensei Doug's origin story. But we learn it all incorrectly because I appear to be in the...
2017-09-15 18:45:35 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm mostly writing King Richard's name in the title so you'll blame him for not having enough new car dings in this episode. The first half is new stuff and the second half is old stuff, with a little Partytime thrown in the middle.
I'm finally doing a few ding calls, for the sole purpose of disappointing those who thought I'd be doing a giant 9-11 show today. This is all thanks to Teen Wolf Jesus, the sponsor of today's show.
The background music and ending song is called That's What It Takes by George Harrison. Brad The Producer called and got explicit permission from Mr. Harrison himself to use this track. &n...
2017-09-11 21:18:09 +0000 UTC View Post