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Incoming Calls in the Situation Room

For reasons unknown, I set up the pay phone to take calls while I answered them for about an hour on camera.  The Facebook video link isn't playing up there correctly, so try visiting this link instead: https://www.facebook.com/phonelosers/videos/10155282601429001/

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Episode 421- Snow Vandals

Efin Reality is responsible for this show where I do the same prank repeatedly for an entire hour.  Get ready to hear a bunch of guilty people claim to be innocent.

Hobosode 62 - Reverse Telemarketing

A voicemail in yesterday's Snow Plow Show leads me to call up residents as a telemarketer and refuse to sell them anything.  We talk to a lady who prints out her emails, a guy who has to prove himself to a drug user, and a guy who most likely murdered someone once.  Thanks, SixWeekTenure, for sponsoring this one.  I did Google that All the music in this episode is called Fire Coming...

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Episode 420 – I Lost My Weed Pipe

In the 420th episode of The Snow Plow Show I try my damnedest to find that elusive weed pipe, but pretty much everyone pretends that they haven't even seen it.  This show is sponsored by Xander Fett.

Mr. Dobalina's Wonderful World of Prank Calls

Most gym customers are big fat jerks and this episode will prove it.  Listen to me deal with customers that do disgusting things and then threaten me when they don’t get their way.  Music in this episode provided by Bruno Mars and Weird Al Yankovic. Calls taken from The Snow Plow Show.

I bet you're wondering what the...

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Brad's Cactus Shack - Crossroads Chaos

I found more phone company recordings scattered around various drives, buried several sub-directories deep.  Hopefully these aren't calls that I played on the first episode.  We also listen to some so-called chaos that I caused at a mall in the mid-2000's, and we revisit my old neighbor Warren and his super exciting lifestyle.

On that part where I couldn't understand what she was sayin...

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Hobosode 61 - Learn How To Use A Trashcan

In Carol Gerty666's Hobosode, Incogneetoe redeems himself by getting a man all riled up about his wife's baked goods (if you know what I mean) and Brown Magic assists us in teaching a woman how to act like a civilized human being.  Music today is by David Lee Roth and is ironically called Perfect Timing.  2017-12-09 00:23:28 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 60 - Battery Mishap

This Hobosode is brought to you by toinetoine and includes a prank submission from TimRigE, music by Henrik, and a phone call to a very selfish woman who refuses to buy Chad a new boat.  Enjoy this Hobosode, you bunch of damn non-hobos. 

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Episode 419 – Monday Morning Butthole Winking

If there's one thing that today's sponsor Marcus H. loves, it's butthole winking, so that's why we've dedicated a full 90 minutes to nothing but that.  Today's intro is by Jay Dee and the outro is by Jack Helliquinn.  Background music was Black Mages by Emergency Pizza Party and the full album of Magic Fly by Space, released the very same year that weird Japanese House movie was.

Episode 418 - Table Tennis and Complainers

It's finally time for you all to hear the brilliance of Friday's live show where I attempted to call ping pong club members and barely any of them picked up.  Thank our sponsor David J. for editing the 90 minute show down to just 32 minutes.  After the live show there's a few more calls and then approximately 3 hours of voicemails for that one guy on YouTube to bitch about. Thanks, Arbie...

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Brad's Cactus Shack - What's Your Bid?

In this milestone episode of Brad's Cactus Shack, I grace you all with radio auction pranks I did in the 1980's that contain comedic on-the-air gold like "Duuuhhhh, bid on football..." and just yelling garbled crap until the hosts hang up on me.  You don't want to miss this episode.

Hobosode 59 - Earrings Donuts and Snow Plows

Today's Hobosode is sponsored by Ty A, who has always wanted a show involving heroin donuts.  I hope you're not disappointed, Ty A.

In case you didn't see the announcement on Facebook or Twitter yet, I finally got the new 2017 PLA Media Pack torrent up.  You can find it at http://www.phonelosers.org/torrent

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Episode 417 – Manly Go Cups

Teen Wolf Jesus brings us a few calls to Starbucks, where I do pretty much the same thing over and over and over.  People are going to complain soooo much about this episode.  Thanks a lot, Teen Wolf Jesus.

Opening Mail From Cisco Kidd and Big Bird

You'll probably hate this video, but if you skip to a little over halfway through, there's a shopping spree prank.

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Brad's Cactus Shack - Telephone Company Assholery

This past weekend I've been reorganizing my hard drive IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN and trying to make more sense of the kajillions of files I've collected over the years, and I've decided that the best thing to do is permanently delete them all.  But not before playing them for you guys to hear in everyone's favorite new show - Brad's Cactus Shack.

This is just an experimental thing and there's...

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Hobosode 58 - Pendletons From Space (Audio)

A few listeners on YouTube and Facebook make some suggestions to try next time I'm cruising around on the International Space Station, so with the help of my BFF BoboBob The HoboBob, I hop in the ole bease and do my best.  This Hobosode includes an opening tune by JD and the ending music is Bell Odyssey by Rob T Firefly.

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Episode 416 – Pranksgiving All Night

FOD87 brings you my 4 hour shift of this year's Pranksgiving 24-hour live prank show marathon.  This is the live show I did on Thanksgiving night from 1am until 5am.  It's mostly unedited and includes all of the music that was played.  I'm too lazy right now to list any of the songs.

The show continues today a...

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Hobosode 57 - Vertical Warehouse Farming

Here's a special Thanksgiving Hobosode sponsored by Naglerr where we try to bring a few families into the 21st century to feed all the stubby armed little children.  It doesn't go well.

I'm going to post this episode on Facebook too, for the non-hobos, just to try and get a few extra people listening to the Pranksgiving show tonight.  Tune in at 10pm Eastern!  2017-11-24 02:41:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Episode 415 - Calls From The Mayor

In the 415th episode you're going to hear a lot of people who are obviously up to no good because why else would they have such a problem with having their voice on file at the mayor's office.  This episode is sponsored by Derek J. who I've confirmed has his voice on file with his local and state government, because he's not a criminal.

  • Pranksgiving starts on Thanksgiving this year.&n...

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Episode 414 - RIAA Violations

Qtipz brings you a show full of disbelievers, but we all know they're pirating massive amounts of music inside their homes.  The microwave beams don't lie.

Hobosode 56 - Pranks From A Phone Booth

SixWeekTenure is the sponsor you should blame for me noticing a pay phone on the side of the highway, out by the Wal-Mart, and finally pulling over to see if it works.  It does, but just like on most pay phones, the microphone hasn't been replaced since the Nixon administration so the phone call audio is pretty bad.  I fully intend to revisit that pay phone and replace the microphone in ...

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Hobosode 56 - Pranks From A Phone Booth

SixWeekTenure is the sponsor you should blame for me noticing a pay phone on the side of the highway, out by the Wal-Mart, and finally pulling over to see if it works.  It does, but just like on most pay phones, the microphone hasn't been replaced since the Nixon administration so the phone call audio is pretty bad.  I fully intend to revisit that pay phone and replace the microphone in ...

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Episode 413 - Save Fifteen Percent On Your Car Insurance

Brown Magic saves us all 15 percent on our ding insurance in 15 minutes or more in this show where we call Geico Insurance agents and try our best to get flood insurance on our living room water turbines with about as much success as you'd imagine.

Opening Mail from Nik and Zazzle

I got a couple cool things in the mail today, so here's a video of me opening the cool things while listening to Partytime.  I used to put a bunch of mail opening videos on my Youtubez, but that kept causing ISSUES, so maybe I'll just do these occasionally for you guys.  

Nik Caesar: http://scary-art.com 

Clownsec:...

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Episode 412 - The Corporate Officers Live Show

This is a live show I did Sunday evening, sponsored by Rand al'Thor.  I streamed my game of GTA5 on Twitch for 3 hours, doing prank calls for the 2nd half of it, and then edited those down to the calls you hear in this episode.  All of the calls are to a Pennsylvania convenience store chain, convincing employees and customers to do weird things.  

If you want to watch the gam...

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Corporate Office GTA5 Streaming

https://go.twitch.tv/videos/200810318

You probably don't want to watch the first 90 minutes of this 3 hour Twitch broadcast, but the second half of it has calls to a bunch of Sheetz convenience stores while my new BFF Joe drives me around Los Santos.  The calls start around 1 hour and 26 minutes. 

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Hobosode 55 - Sheetz

RobbZombieStark teams up with Cran to bring you a few calls to a weirdly named convenience store in Pennsylvania about Russian satellite hacking and other everyday convenience store mishaps.  Background music is My Dog Lives On The ISS by Nagz.  The ending music is Boombox by The Lonely Island.

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Episode 411 - Lieutenants From Hell

Cncwizard brings you today's hour of apartment prank calls FROM SPACE!

PLA Zazzle Merch

I bought a light switch plate cover thing from Zazzle and wasn't too impressed with it, but at least you get to see their cool stickers, playing cards, and some Clownsec and Distorted View stuff.  

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Hobosode 54 - Halloween Violators

Every year Incogneetoe sends me a list of his neighbors who've violated the most sacred holiday of the year so I can call them up and try to talk a little sense into them.  This episode is sponsored by Brown Magic, the most magical brown of them all.  The ending music is Punch The Wall by Rappy McRapperson.  There's a full video of this Hobosode on Patreon.  Don't you wish you ...

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