Here's a Hobosode chock full of no respect at all and sponsored by WilliamK. Opening music by The Great Henrik, background music by PM Dawn, closing music is Car Phone Sheeler and Sheeler. Here's the YouTube page for The Phone Show.
2018-01-20 00:19:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Brown Magic sponsors and produces today's show, with a Facebook post about a landlord who's just asking to get buttslammed. Opening music is by Henrik, background music is Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics and the ending music is Chelsea by Stafy, a song I found embedded in a friend's Myspace page about 10 years ago. I miss when you could embed songs in your Myspace.
2018-01-17 22:15:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Today a live show happened where listeners helped me come up with catchy new slogans to help businesses with their marketing campaigns. I'd say we were quite successful and it's all thanks the sponsor of Subway, Fun Society Arcade.
Here's a show to test out a new idea of getting employees to audition for upcoming radio commercials in a wacky cartoon voice. It's not a bad trial run, even if everyone sucks at "cartoon" voices. I blame FOD87, the sponsor of this episode.
If you want to submit some ideas for the live show that's sure to happen in the near future, 2018-01-15 22:33:06 +0000 UTC View Post
A prank submission from Tom turns into an entire show of letting apartment managers know that they don't have access to ALL of the units on their property. This episode is brought to you by The Anti Chris.
This show is sponsored by Effin Reality and is based on a list of people looking for roommates on Craigslist that was sent in by Naglerr.
Naglerr sent me a big list of people looking for roommates and that turned into today's live show. Thanks, Naglerr! Be sure to listen to the podcast version when it comes out because I did about 30 minutes of calls before this live show started and at least one of them got me a good talking to.
2018-01-11 00:45:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Mike sent me my arrest report from 1993, which details my crimes against the 7-Eleven I worked for, so this entire episode is me reading the report.
Music is Take The Monkey And Run by Steve Miller, and Dizz Knee Land by Dada.
2018-01-10 10:23:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Jennifer8Cacti teamed up with Gordon Bombay this week to bring you a few minutes of mediocre calls to customers of a furniture consignment store who don't really care what I do with their information, but at least you get to hear some Mickey Mouse at the end, right?
Niekisch teams up with Sarah to bring us the very first Hang Up The Phone show of 2018. Today's co-host is Dan, who was nice enough to hang out with me for most of the calls, even if he ditched me right as it was getting good.
Ty A. teams up with Neon to bring you an entire Hobosode of me asking businesses if they carry marijuanna for my pets.
2018-01-06 21:40:45 +0000 UTC View Post
The first episode of 2018 is sponsored by Simspeak and mostly includes a large prank request list from 2015. Ahem sent me a list of music teacher numbers, weird sound effects, and ideas to try. We also listen to a few of the calls from Madhouse Live NYE show, play a few voicemails, and end with a beautiful song by 2018-01-04 01:39:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a show that proves your neighbors only want to be neighborly when it's above ground. Ask them to help you clean out the caves under your neightborhood and they treat you like a dirty gypsy person. This episode is sponsored by Stantrucker and it's completely his fault that the sound is weird when I'm using the echo effect. I looped my VT-3 through my mixer yesterday, thinki...
2018-01-03 07:24:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Arizona Tony brings you a Hobosode chock full of important issues facing us in 2018 like high school bullying, homophobia, and the complete obliteration of jobs in the trucking industry. Music in this episode is They Won't Get Me by Roger Miller.
After I recorded this one, I made some Pastaroni, watched a little Always Sunny, and then started editing the show. I'd only made one call ...
2018-01-02 04:27:57 +0000 UTC View Post
It's that time of year again, where I usually completely fail to do an end of the year review of pranks I've done, but this year I'm actually doing it in the laziest way imaginable. FOD87 is to blame for everything!
Wur5ty brings us an episode of Nova-submitted numbers where I attempt to do THINGS with peoples trees. Opening and ending music is I'm Going To Disneyland by Dada.
2017-12-30 00:40:52 +0000 UTC View Post
On Wednesday night I sat in my moderately comfortable chair and took calls from viewers for about an hour, who all seemed to think it's funny to make prank calls to me. This is a serious show, people, and if the prank calls don't stop I will end it.
The song in this one is called Rocking Chair by Dean Friedman. It's a song about sitting in your rocking chair and broadcasting wh...
2017-12-28 22:29:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Tonight I took an hour or so of live calls on Facebook. It was craaaaazzzy. The link up there probably won't work, so here's a link to click on: https://www.facebook.com/phonelosers/videos/10155317485749001/
2017-12-28 07:59:38 +0000 UTC View Post
This show filled with nothing but voicemails is brought to you by the fine people at Thunor. When you want shows that are only voicemails, remember Thunor. In this show we listen to voicemails and we convince people to take their refrigerators apart.
This episode gets back to the business of clearing out my hard drive and playing a few of the interesting things I find along the way. You'll hear some transfer files I made to more effectively trick phone company employees, some stuff I'm pretty sure came from my good pal Legend, a weird method of getting free calls and hiding your caller ID, and a broken Phone Show drop.
The endin...
2017-12-27 08:29:06 +0000 UTC View Post
WilliamK brings you this year's Christmas Special, which includes grinchy neighbors that steal bulbs from your chirstmas decorations and do donuts in the snow in your lawn. Opening music is The Night Santa Went Crazy by Weird Al Yankovic. Closing music is Christmas At Ground Zero by Weird Al Yankovic. Background music is a 2017-12-24 01:54:48 +0000 UTC View Post
In this show we talk to many employees and customers of a business built on copyright infringements and trademark violations, and we ask the question that's been on everyone's mind lately - do you know who Jason Segel is? Brown Magic is the sponsor of this episode.
Today's pre-XYZ show involved calling every L'il Cricket convenience store in existence only to find out that a lot of them don't seem to exist anymore. After the lady opens up her hood and trunk, just turn it off. Nothing worth listening to after that.
2017-12-22 21:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Today's sponsor is Michael D. who asked if I could do an idea of King Richards, so hopefully they're both happy that I called people and demanded to use their bathroom.
King Richard demanded that this Hobosode be longer than regular Hobosodes, probably to compensate for something else. In this one I called up numbers that The Wendy's Corporation sent me. They're landlords who are pissed off at an online rent payment service. Originally this was going to be a regular SPS episode, but between me not totally understanding much about what's going on...
2017-12-19 23:14:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Niekisch causes way too many shows to happen this week. This one is a live show where listener tell me what to accuse people of writing on my car windows in the snow.
I did a live show today and it's all BoboBob the HoboBob's fault. In this show I call businesses as corporate and flash my corporate god card all over the place and I get way more cooperation than I expected to.
I did a 2 hour show this morning where I called various places as the corporate office and asked for ridiculous things, like 12 year old boys.
2017-12-15 20:43:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Ryan Jardina sent me a home made DTMF decoder and UtahKurt sent me a light switch cover. I have pretty much the best listeners ever. Thanks, you guys.
2017-12-15 01:28:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Today's Cactus Shack episode is an hour-long call in show where I sit in my comfy recliner and take calls on the pay phone and we basically just scream at each other a lot. Enjoy!