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TSPS Episode 445 - Trailerparks From Hell

 

I spend an hour or so today, finishing up that list of Trailerparks that Apokolypse sent to me.  This show is sponsored by Buster C, who completely forgot to show up for today's live show.  

TSPS Episode 444 - Two Trailerpark Girls Go Round The Outside

In this show we turn our trailer into a church, we dig underground bunkers, we chop trailers in half with a plasma blaster, and we try to turn our trailer lot into a tent city for homeless people.  And it's all thanks to today's sponsor, Bearded Dave.

Hobosode 85 - Dumpster Lady

Here's a single prank to a lady who can't be bothered to take an interest in her company's dumpster.  This one is sponsored by Carol Gerty666.  Opening music is Phone Lines by Arcade High.  Background music is Gremlins.  Ending music is Very Busy People by The Limousines.

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Hobosode 84 - Mirror Universe

Here's a twist on Simplex's mirror universe idea, brought to you by Michael D. Opening music is Phone Lines by Arcade High.  Background music is Gremlins.  Here's an okay review of House 2.

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Hobosode 83 - Yelp

Derek J. brings us the 83rd Hobosode, one where we call people who've checked in on Yelp to have a word or two with them. Opening and closing music is Phone Lines by Arcade High.

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Episode 443 – Matt Z’s Saturday Morning Mall Walk

Today’s live show is brought to you by Matt Z!  We tried doing a few homeowner calls but those didn’t work out, so we switched to telling mall employees crazy stories.

Saturday Teachers and Malls

I did a live show today, mostly calling up mall businesses and XYZing them.  If you missed it, here's the live version.  The heavily edited podcast should be up in the next day or two.

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Hobosode 82 - Ex Wife Harassment

Alexander P. brings you today's Hobosode where I try to make floral employees better people and I attempt to harass my ex wife.

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TSPS Episode 442 – Kirstie’s Arkansas Craigslist Show

Kirstie and Kabugula have put together a list of old outdated Craiglist ads to call, so that’s what’s happening on today’s show.

Episode - 441 - Stantrucker's Signals From Space

 

Here’s an episode with a couple of tenants from hell calls, and then a bunch of failed attempts at other calls.  You can blame Stantrucker for all of this!

  • The show art is from Derek.  He says, ” A 1978 phone book from Waterbury, CT provides provides a perfectly ironic thumbnail for your fantastic program.”
  • Intro song is Roy Tales by TK Billington...

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Hobosode 81 - Mediocrely Angry People

High School Graduate brings you today's 3 calls and a movie review and a song about boobs.  Thanks, High School Graduate!  The intro music is by Henrik, background music by Steven Yucca and the end music is Bras On 45 by Ivor Biggun.  And holy crap, I just saw his other song titles and I'm listening to Dorothy Please Trim Your Hinge now.  This guy is a damn weirdo.

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Hobosode 80 - Number Lists and Lunk Alarms

Lisa Marie, Sarah and Anthony all team up to bring you 25 minutes of people not being liked by the mayor and gym employees not being liked by customers for publicly shaming them for about 10 minutes straight.  Opening music is by Henrik and the ending song is by 2018-02-17 02:01:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Brad's Cactus Shack Episode 10 - Small Talk in Celina, Ohio

In this episode we get to know residents of Celina, Ohio on a very personal level with some hard-hitting questions.

Hobosode 79 - Cat Paintings and Ski Resorts

Xander Fett's show has a lady who paints cats, a cell phone store employee who's loud and unruly, and a ski resort guest who thinks he can come to Colorado and smoke weed wherever he pleases.  Opening and ending music is by Henrik.

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TSPS Episode 440 - FOD87’s Hobo Gypsy Trailer Park Show

We’re doing requests today and they’re brought to you by FOD87.  We get to talk to 2 different trailer parks, a guy that runs gypsy flophouses, and a lady to makes the entire downtown area look like a bunch of hobos live there.

Episode 439 - Holes and Mirror Realities

I’ve been wanting to tell apartment managers for awhile now that I found dead animals under my floor, so I finally got to do that today, thanks to our sponsor I love Audis.  The show takes a slight turn when I start doing something that Simplex suggested.  We also find out what the hell NotBrad was talking about and find out why it’s a bad idea to warn people not to answer calls...

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Hobosode 78 - Some Kooky Radio Station

Lion IX is responsible for this Hobosode where I call the rest of the silent auction numbers.  Opening music by Henrik, background music is Silly Really by Per Gessle, ending song is Punch The Wall by Rappy McRapperson.

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The Snow Plow Show Episode 438 - Cow Hides and Ram Heads

Today's silent auction numbers were submitted by BOB MURPHY and the show is sponsored by Thunor. 

Hobosode 77 - Bong Water Take Two

SixWeekTenure forces us to rehash the same prank that happened last week with bong water, only this time we're spilling our bong water in the cars of oil change customers instead of tire customer so it's totally different this time.  Intro by JayDee, background music is Space by Magic Fly, and ending music is by Rappy McRapperson.

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The Snow Plow Show Episode 437 - Powder

Joey C. brings you over an hour of calls to businesses from everyone's favorite albino, Powder.  These calls are based on the 1995 blockbuster movie known as Powder.  If you haven't seen it, there's a link below to watch it for just $2.99 on YouTube, which is exactly what you would have paid to rent it on VHS in 1996, so it's kind of a bargain when you think about it.

Hobosode 76 - Free Pallets

Derek J. sponsors today's Hobosode where only 1 person answered the phone from Katie Baker's list of free Craigslist items. Opening song by JayDee, background music is by GreenImp, ending song is Aflockaliptic Flapture by Rappy McRapperson.

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Brad's Cactus Shack Episode 9 - Dino and OCI

This episode of Brad’s Cactus Shack activates my old man story mode so I can tell stories about old men. Then I play some old 90’s Dino audio that can barely be heard, but it’s okay because I tell you small parts of what he probably said, then drone on and on about 2018-02-04 00:12:31 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 75 - Bong Water

Michael D. brings you today's idea by FreeChemoMachines, which doesn't have the best results but there's still a few somewhat amusing parts.  Intro and background music by GreenImp, ending music is Fat Sluts by Rappy McRapperson.

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Hobosode 74 - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Phillip B. brings you a few calls that I've already done before but whatever, I'm doing them again.  We also get one last response from those Adopt-A-Median calls I did on yesterday's Snow Plow Show.  Opening music by Rappy, ending music by MC Router, background music is that Rail Maze cell phone game I used to love.

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TSPS Episode 436 – Adopt-A-Median 2018

Median Adopters are back, thanks to our sponsor Jimmy S. and I guess a little bit of thanks to Max-Power who sent in a list of people who’ve adopted medians because they couldn’t conceive any of their own.

The Snow Plow Show Episode 435 – Time Capsule

Nickyd's episode of The Snow Plow Show steals an idea from Tim Riggi and we call homeowners to tell them there's a time capsule buried underneath their house.

The Snow Plow Show Episode 434 - Walkie Talkie Test

Here's an hour of helping department stores test their radios, brought to you by toddk63 who is high as socks.

  • Opening intro song by Henrik.  He's also responsible for the after-intro song.  Background intro music is Emergency Pizza Party, background music for the walkie talkie stuff is by The Fish Who Saved The Planet.
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Hobosode 73 - Pull Up Your Socks

You know what Hobosodes have been missing?  Socks!  So Gonzo drafted up a corporate memo and brought us all a show about socks. Opening and closing music is by Nerf Herder.

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Brad's Cactus Shack Episode 8 - Skunkworks Conspiracy

Cody NoName sent me a link to a conspiracy video that I really want to watch, but I'm too afraid to watch it by myself because conspiracy videos are scary, so I'm bringing you guys along to watch it with me.  This is a conspiracy theory about the Skunkworks situation and what those underground tunnels really mean.

Don't worry, there's nothing in the video that you actually need to see. &nbs...

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Episode 433 - Free Craigslist Stuff

Our corporate team Carol Gerty666 and Max Power bring you today's show where I call people offering free things on Craigslist and mostly talk about exactly how I'm going to destroy their items.

You guys get this show a bit early today.  I gotta go make dinner.  I'll get it uploaded everywhere else before the night is over.  Feel free to share with your non-Patreon friends.