We’re digging holes tonight. This show is brought to you by EET FUCK, Boca Recovery Center, anagle009, Omni, and Fun Society Arcade.
Today’s episode features calls from Dwight The Janitor, Dragonmere, The Telephone Bandits, Carbon and Clay from Partytime. It’s a great show of people getting angry for various ridiculous reasons and Planet Fitness employees doing really dumb things.
Exactly 5 years ago Lee sent a request for me to prank all 3 gyms in his neighborhood. He probably quit listening forever ago, but I'm going to do it anyway. This show is sponsored by Travis B, Russian composer Alexander Scriabin, Be-I-Eber-4life, Looshkin, and Rand al'Thor.
Everybody knows that cat cafes and Office Depots never mix well together and this show is going to show you exactly why. This one is sponsored by Toinetoine. The opening theme is from the 1980's cartoon Pac Man show. The background music id Black Mages by Emergency Pizza Party. The ending ...
2020-01-21 23:25:22 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s Sunday, so of course that means calls where people write on my car in the snow, they build unauthorized snowmen in my yard, they leave footprints all over the yard as they prowl around my house, they make my driveway slippery with snow angels, and they pee their name into my snow. T...
2020-01-20 06:21:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Today I call a list of numbers on Twitter that was compiled by MustBeTheMeds. I get to impersonate Melania Trump, Andrew Wang, John Cena, the Wendy's corporate office, and more! This show is sponsored by Goby, kuraz, Lord and Lady of Veggies, Plass, and TokeusPocus.
Here's a free Hobosode that is brought to you by Rhett B. We start with a call back to a certain lawn service guy from last week's Snow Plow Show, then talk to an apartment manager about free water, and finish up with a reference check to Bob Vance's previous employer. The opening song is ...
2020-01-14 21:23:30 +0000 UTC View Post
The neighborhood from the last show has been warned about me, so I move on to some people looking for a mall job, a guy dinging my car with his advertisement, and switch on a high-powered magnet under a restaurant. This episode is sponsored by High School Graduate, Rev, FOD87, Todd L, and ...
2020-01-13 00:30:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Today’s show is mostly from a list of Roland’s neighbors, who don’t appreciate me lying in their yards, delivering their packages too far from the front door, and who deny molesting my curtains with their eyes. This show is sponsored by Audi Love, Crooked Alligator, MistaJohn, F...
2020-01-09 02:49:41 +0000 UTC View Post
I call two small lists today. One is a listener's coworkers and the other is a listener's friends and both are sort of fun. I change some numbers, change some names, and ask a few people to stop being motherfuckers. This Hobosode is sponsored by Jamie F. The opening song is by Joe DiVita a...
2020-01-07 05:57:58 +0000 UTC View Post
I've got a bunch of live show videos that I've never posted. Here's one I found recently and I'm pretty sure I've never posted it before. This is from a Mixlr-only show where I recorded video, but didn't stream it. I was going for a messy hair and pajamas look, but I don't think it worked. This is the show where I don't know what a heron is.
2020-01-06 01:39:34 +0000 UTC View Post
All Sensei Doug wants is a place to plug in a long extension cord, but none of his neighbors will help him accomplish this incredibly simple task and instead hide behind the shield of corporations and property managers. This one is brought to you by The Least Creative. The opening song is ...
2020-01-04 00:58:33 +0000 UTC View Post
In the first show of the decade, we do some spelling tests, call out a neighbor on his hobo truck, and order a few people to stop being such motherfuckers. This one is sponsored by Rhett B. The opening song is by Joe DiVita and the ending song is Hobos Lullaby by Pete Seeger.
Today we’re talking about LIFE HACKS and how they can SAVE YOU MONEY! This episode is brought to you by Edvard G, Looshkin, Delorean J, JT, and Brown Magic.
Bell Telephone’s star employee, Tim Henson, attempts to fix some mistakes for customers, only to yelled at and threatened with lawsuits. This extra-angry episode is brought to you by Jimdusky, Economy Lunch, Philia, iregretjumping, and Efin Reality.
Santa has some problems controlling his elves and his sleigh in today’s show. It’s brought to you by Omni, Dirty syringe, Fun Society Arcade, kristine!, Chris J, and Radio Shack! Everyone’s favorite mall store.
Merry Christmas! On Sunday afternoon I did a live show of mall Santa adventures and it was fun. It was over 3 hours long but lucky for you, you only have to listen to about 2 hours of it. It's brought to you by Raiden Digital, Sean L, Be-I-Eber-4life, Simspeak, and Boca Recovery Center.
In this Hobosode most people realize that it's a joke and hang up on me. Get ready to wonder why you bothered listening and then blame anagle009 for being the sponsors. Opening tune by B.A. Johnson, background and ending song is The Hearse Song by Harley Poe.
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2019-12-20 01:41:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Every Christmas season, mall workers across the world have to deal with Santa’s giant ego and his rock star personality. This show is brought to you by David J, Serial shitter, Unfortunate Byproduct, MikeHunt, and Frank P.
Every 100 episodes I create a “best of” show that features the best calls of the past 100 episodes. Today’s really long episode features calls from the PLA YouTube and calls that were requested by listeners. Than...
2019-12-14 22:48:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Today we’re going to make a few people some offers they can’t refuse because we don’t know how to say no. This show is brought to you by Billy S, Jesselobster, Boo Lighter, Mr. Abstruse, and rhinoknife.
It's time to monkey around in some customer cell phone accounts and accidentally change their phone numbers that are just soooooooo important to them. This Hobosode is brought to you by Plaas. Opening tune by Joe DiVita, background and ending music is Blue Skies by Willie Nelson.
In today’s episode some apartment managers get the most exciting days of their careers, dealing with perpetual motion machines, frictionless apartments, non-existent cats, unauthorized urinals, and double beams. This week’s long hiatus is brought to you by Billy S, Delorean J, MistaJohn, ArbitraryA...
2019-12-07 04:25:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Another Prank Call Show brings us another show of me doing the same ole thing, calling up people selling things and letting them know that I'm not interested. Opening tune by El Hombre, background music is Stranger In The Basement by Bonecage, ending song is Shatner Of The Mountain by Fall...
2019-12-04 22:23:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Today I mailed out about 50 issues of the latest PLA zine to the $20 and over supporters and a few other people, so if you have your current address in the Patreon machine, be expecting that soon. I'm going to address some more tonight and mail out a few more tomorrow, for some of the $10 - $15 supporters who have been around for awhile. I really wish I could send these to every single one of y...
2019-12-03 19:20:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Prankgiving happened for a full 24 hours and it was the usual amount of Pranksgiving fun. I did a live show last night at 2:30 to 4:00am and this is the audio from it, with the added bonus of VOICEMAILS! The voicemails are brought to you by The Stunning-Kruger Effect, Lord and Lady of...
2019-11-30 06:34:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Parkman sponsors this show where a UPS driver isn't allowed to bring packages to a certain block because his ex-wife lives there and she's got a restraining order on him. Opening tune by B.A. Johnson, background music is Stranger In The Basement by Bonecage, ending song is Bad Blood by Nova Rockafeller...
2019-11-28 05:12:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey look, it’s the Monday show that you hear every single Monday because I never miss a Monday of putting a new show out, it’s never happened. This Monday show is brought to you by Brown Magic, High School Graduate, Teen Wolf Jesus, kuraz, and Jason B. In this one I impersonate a few tenants f...
2019-11-26 04:16:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Jeremy sent me a guitar store phone number to prank 4 years ago and today I'm finally calling it, along with a few other businesses in the same shopping center. Opening tune by El Hombre, background music is Bad Dream by Nick Thorburn, ending song is Addicted To Spuds by Weird Al Yankovic. This episode...
2019-11-23 20:07:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Today's episode has lots of love for everyone, especially the sponsors, who are FOD87, goby, The Least Creative, Jamie F, and Todd L.