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TSPS Episode 594 - Facebook Hearts

Today I deal with friends and neighbors who think it’s okay to creep on my wife’s Facebook account and like all of the sexy photos that she’s always posting. This show is brought to you by Synthead, rhinoknife, Anagle009, Timothy L, and Ryan Jardina.

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Hobosode 211 - Mayor Apologies

 

I call a few Canadian residents for some mayor apology business which some people seem to disagree with. Opening tune by El Hombre, background music and ending song is The Greatest Band by Mickey Mouse Disco. This episode is sponsored by Brennan.

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TSPS Episode 593 - Zimbabwe Shenanigans

 

Today I call a bunch of old ladies from a list Devon sent me and I pretend to be a telephone operator and wacky hijinks and shenanigans ensue. This show is sponsored by Mr. Abstruse, Brown Magic, Buster Casey, Edvard G, and Efin Reality.

TSPS Episode 592 – Tesla Powerwalls

Today we’re finishing up Mongolian Guy’s list and telling them to stop writing on my car window, to put up their Christmas decorations, and that we’re taking away their closets. This episode is sponsored by Ryan Jardina, Travis B, anagle009, goby, and Be-I-Eber-4life.

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Hobosode 210 – Inappropriate Halloween Candy

Today's free Hobosode calls out a few neighbors for handing out candy that is not appropriate for children. This Hobosode is brought to you by Omni. The opening and ending song is People In Your Neighborhood by the Sesame Street people. I think that was Bob, wasn't it? Background music is Play The Game...

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Hobosode 209 – New World Order

 

Here are some requests to a conspiracy lady, a guy who keeps 50 rats in his trailer, and a couple of trespassers. This one is brought to you by Lord and Lady of Veggies. Opening song by Joe DiVita, background music is Borderline by Camper Van Beethoven, ending song is Telephone Rock by tha...

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Hobosode 208 - Late Trick Or Treating

 

Today's post-Halloween Hobosode is bought to you by kristine! Just wait until you hear these neighbors of mine refusing to accommodate me when it's my weekend with the kids. The background music on this Hobosode is by MC Router and the ending song is by MC Wreckshin.

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TSPS Episode 591 – Who Ya Gonna Call

Today was the yearly live Halloween show with a list provided by Mongolian Guy where I talk to my neighbors about trick or treating etiquette and seeing strange things in the neighborhood. This episode is brought to you by Sean L, Plaas, Boca Recovery Center, SixWeekTenure, and Jamie F.

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TSPS Episode 590 - Halloween Mall Events

This is possibly the very last episode of Dingtober, where I call up some mall stores and try to help them improve themselves. This show is brought to you by Audi Love, Earnie M, Fun Society Arcade, iregretjumping, and Philia.


TSPS Episode 589 - 1,100 Copies of That Awkward Moment With Zac Efron

I did a live show today and it’s all because of Crooked Alligator, ArbitraryAlex, Rick B, Simspeak, and Delorean J. In this show I called some residents from my ice cream truck and a few others accidentally got tangled up in some crossed phone lines.

Hobosode 207 - Parcels and Pipes

 

Today's collection of listener requests is sponsored by Crooked Alligator, who takes full responsibility for misdelivered packages and stolen weed pipes. Opening music is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnson, background music by Jon LaJoie, ending song is I'm A Surgeon by MC Router.

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TSPS Episode 588 - Election Day

Today we celebrate election day with Dirty syringe, JT, High School Graduate, Chris J, and The Real Krazy Kraz by calling numbers from a few lists and informing them of important behavioral policies that should be obeyed at all times.

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Hobosode 206 – Strikes and Policies

This Hobosode starts off with some really old request failures, then devolves into me enforcing a radio stations very strict no mothercucker policy. These pranks are brought to you by toinetoine. Opening music by Jay Dee, background music by Bonecage, ending song by Jon Lajoie.

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TSPS Episode 587 – Your Cactus Is Ready

Here’s a short show of crossed lines and mixed connections brought to you by Another Prank Call Show, TokeusPocus, Jesselobster, The Stunning-Kruger Effect, and Jimdusky.

Phone Loser Monthly Zines

Remember back in the day when I used to send things in the MAIL to Patreon supporters every single month? Back then I used to create a monthly newsletter thing, called Phone Loser Monthly, which talked about Patreon things and had general updates about PLA. It's been a few years since I've made one of those and these days you guys are lucky to get something in the mail more than once a year, bu...

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TSPS Episode 586 - Goats Go To Hell

In today's show Tuck talks to a few goat farmers about some important NASA experiments that are about to go down. This episode is brought to you by Economy Lunch, Billy S, Raiden Digital, Amanda D, and MistaJohn.


Hobosode 205 – Fake Names

Frank P. and Sarah team up so I can talk to a silly old lady and an angry pretend doctor about their fake names they have on their phone accounts. Opening music by B.A. Johnston, background music by Camper Van Beethoven, ending song by Filthy Frank, who I don't think is any relation to Frank P.  T...

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TSPS Episode 585 – Auctions, Teachers, and Grouchy Landlords

This show is brought to you by Crooked Alligator, Todd L, Anagle009, Xander fett, and The Least Creative.  It’s got calls to silent auction people who don’t get angry, an apartment lady who does, and a couple of crossed phone lines.

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TSPS Episode 584 – Experimental Living

Today’s Roycipients get to experience brand new disrupting technologies such as gaseous forms of water and wireless technologies. This episode is brought to you by FOD87, Amanda D, goby, rhinoknife, Jack S, and James S from Adelaide.

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Hobosode 204 - I'm A Logical Human Being And I Have A Great Sense of Humor

In today's show, I call numbers that Nicolas sent me to give people bad news about their purchases. Thanks for that new "hold music" Great Big Pete. You'll notice that Carol had a hard time not laughing after that played. This show is sponsored by PlacentaJuan. Yes, I know I suck at math. Opening music...

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TSPS Episode 583 – The One Where Brad Gets Called A Dildo

This is a show filled with calls from the mayor’s office, brought to you by Travis B, Ryan Jardina, Plaas, Another Prank Call Show, and Omni.

Hobosode 203 - Puppies and Pianos

This Hobosode includes puppies, christmas trees, pianos, golf carts, and a failed businesswoman. This show is sponsored by Brennan. Yes, I know I suck at math. Opening music by B.A. Johnston, background music by Camper Van Beethoven, ending song by Daniel Johnston.

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Hobosode 202 – Brutal Honesty

Today's hobosode features neighbors with shitty yards and hobo houses and it's brought to you by Audi Love.  Opening music by B.A. Johnston, ending song by Daniel Johnston. 

Here's Marshall's hobo house:

Here's Shawn's hobo house:

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TSPS Episode 582 – Happy Birthday Iregretjumping

 

Today’s iregretjumping birthday celebration is brought to you by Billy S, Earnie M, Miguel F, Fun Society Arcade, and ArbitraryAlex. In this show we call up a few neighbors to talk to them about weeding, time capsules, and ugly hedges.

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TSPS Episode 581 – Long Range Inductive Power Transmission

 

This is another show of really old prank requests from 2015 and 2016, most of them tenants from hell, but there’s a new Mildred call, a request for rewritable CD-Rs, and a gym customer won’t stop going into the basement. Sponsored by Rick B, The Real Krazy Kraz, Xander fett, kristine!,...

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Hobosode 201 - Whoa Time Out

 A bunch of old requests yields lots of calls I had to throw out, but at least there were a few gems in there, bought to you by Boca Recovery Center. Opening music by Joe Divita, background music is The Little Ships by Jean Jacques Perrey, and the ending song is by some radio DJ from the 90's, I f...

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TSPS Episode 580 – Back In The Situation Room

In another attempt to clear out my old requests folder, I do a bunch of prank submissions from the mid-2010’s. This show is brought to you by MistaJohn, Anagle009,FOD87, Dirty syringe, and Crooked Alligator.

Hobosode 200 - Billy Joe's Family Drama


The 200th Hobosode is brought to you by Starkey, as is Daniel Johnston's death. In this one I call up a guy to dump things on his property and I learn a little about the family that LJ is about to marry into. The opening song is by Marinalin and the ending song is by 2019-09-13 23:53:44 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 199 - Trees Are Gods Creatures

 Be-I-Eber-4life loves trees as much as I do, which is why he's the sponsor of this Hobosode about tree care and maintenance, which is inspired by the Wood Enthusiasts podcast. Opening music is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnston, background music is Down At Papa Joes, ending song is stolen from the 2019-09-10 05:21:27 +0000 UTC View Post

Hobosode 198 - Francis G. Blair Elementary

 Today we're doing the Waupfoo idea of telling people a local grade school is coming in the morning to dig up their time capsule from 1959. Thanks for being the sponsor of today's show, Billy S. 

 

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