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Tournament of Change Prelude Part 7

Author's Note: Finally back to this series, took a while! I hope you're enjoying me writing it! I've had a ton of fun so far and sorry for the pause.


Chapter 7: Hot-spring Hijack!

It had been a long 2 days for Jam. After awakening to his demi-god powers and nearly destroying a whole universe, being roped into a magical quest in order to master said powers, and being force...

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Down For The COWnt!

Author's Note: This was recently posted to DA, it's a comm I did for a friend. Thought it was fair I post here as well so my Patrons can have ease of access! Tournament of Change P7 gets released tomorrow night, sorry it took a bit!


Things had gone from bad to worse for a pair of police officers known as Judy and Nick. After a series of silly and goofy head-swaps, the pair had ...

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Nerd Up!


Author's Note: This is based off an Alphys TF pic I got from Milton Holmes that I'll be posting tomorrow on DA and FA!

"I've done it, at last I've done it!" Shouted the simian as he held up a beaker of yellow liquid in his hand. The monkey-scientist, Jam, had created his ultimate potion: "The Mega Nerd Potion"! Jam was tired of people calling him a nerd all the time, despite th...

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Year of The Fat Cat


Author's Note: These are adaptations of pics I posted on DA and FA! I decided I'd put all three written parts together here and post them to Patreon, including the third chapter which won't go up on DA and FA until tomorrow! Just something to tide y'all over while I cook up something EXTRA special!

Chapter 1: Cat Got Your Bod

Champa heard about the bet Jam made last year,...

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Update on the Tournament of Change + Other stories

Hey all sorry for the lack of updates in Feburary so far! I do plan to put out more, honest! Tournament of Change part 7 is gonna be a bit, should hopefully be done over the next few days but may be longer. Thing is I had taken a break from the project to write other things, as I felt it was eating up too much of my time. I'm not giving up on it though, this is one project I intend to finish co...

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Vaifu VR: Monkey Edition

Author's Note: This is based off a pic I'm goin to post tomorrow of Jam body-swapped with my Ai character Vera!



The internet is a scary place, full of viruses, porn, and that cringy video you posted on YouTube in the mid-2000s. However, the scariest thing about the internet is the virtual beings that may be lurking within. A virus is one thing, but what about an arti...

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Small The Cat

Author's Note: Something a bit different than usual, a weight swap! This was already posted on my DA earlier today, but I thought it was only fair to post it here as well so my Patrons can get notified and check it out here. Thanks again for your support!


Acting is hard, especially when you're the size of a house! This was an issue facing Big The Cat, the hefty purple critter f...

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Tournament of Change Update (and Patreon Update In General)

Hey all, hope you're all enjoying my Tournament of Change series! It's nice to dedicate myself to a long ongoing narrative for once! Don't worry, I'm not going to stop doing the series any time soon. However, I noticed that I'm doing the prelude right now and it's going to be a WHILE before I finish all of it.


I have too many ideas and we're already at the 12,000 word mark. The entire...

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Tournament of Change Prelude P5:

Author's Note: Yeah, I know said the recruitment would start with this chapter, but I wanted to develop Jam a bit more first before focusing on Meerina and Axel for the next few chapters. Don't worry, next one will have tons of awesome guest stars!

Chapter 5: Throwing Down With Friday~

Jam panted and heaved, his scrawny donkey body being forced to carry the fattened Monkey King up F...

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Tournament of Change P4

Chapter 4: The Tournament of Change, just a week away! Can you believe it, guys?!

Meerina and Axel (after having swapped bodies) were teleported into the hallway of what appeared to be a large castle, one that was made out of playing cards like everything else in this world. They had been brought there by the Knight of Friday to meet the king of this world, after Jam nearly destroyed the ...

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Tournament of Change Prelude P3

Part 3: The World Ends With Jam...

"Jelly" (formerly known as Jam) was at the mercy of the Knight of Friday! Reduced to just a Hooters waitress subservient to his needs, the monkey was forced to bring him whatever he desired. Jelly brought the knight drink after drink, plate of food after plate of food. He didn't drink a drop or eat a bite, he just wanted to control the monkey and bend he...

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Tournament of Change Prelude P2

Part 2: The Knight of Friday

Jam and Meerina made their way down the street towards the hospital/prison building known as the "Cardplex", while on a mission to save Axel! Of course, this proved difficult after transforming themselves into anthropomorphic equines. Jam now being a mare with a fake pregnancy meant that she had a HUGE belly that was hard to manage while walking.

She had...

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Tournament of Change Prelude P1

Author's Note: This is the first part of a LONG running series I plan to do throughout 2024. Wanted to do a silly tournament arc and feature my characters, my friend's characters, and tons of licensed chars in a goofy tourney. This part features Axel as a guest appearance!


Chapter 1: Card Games On Horseback

Chaos and order, two sides of the same coin. On one side you have...

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12 Days of Swapsmas Update 2

Hey all, sorry for only finishing two Swapsmas stories so far, just been distracted with work. Thankfully, 2 more days of work and then I'll be on break from work for the rest of the year. A whole week off to work on my writing and put out as much content as I possibly can! So I'm going to try to finish the rest of the Swapsmas stories during then, but SHOULD hopefully have one more story out b...

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Jelly's Body

Author's Note: This was a public release on DA, but since this is part of "My 12 Days of Swapsmas" event, I pasted it here so that people can check it out here too, if you prefer to not navigate my DA and FA gallery lol.


In a world where trying to kick someone out of the theater simply for being four-legged is a crime punishable by body-theft, a donkey will rise... And a monkey...

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Out of 'Ze Void


Author's Note: 1st Swapsmas story of the year, based off a pic I got from Maybile Candy that I'll post tomorrow!

Imagine being banished into an otherworldly dimension of unspeakable horrors, just for being yourself. This was the tortured existence that Pepe Le Pew the skunk and his fancy feline friend Penelope Pussycat were going through. Pepe had been banished to the void as "...

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12 Days of Swapmas Update

Hey all, Jam here! So, recently I announced the "12 Days of Swapsmas". Basically, 12 body-swap stories based off pics I commissioned. 6 stories will be on my Patreon and 6 on DA/FA. Plan's still going through and I hope to have all 12 stories done for this month! I am operating a bit slowly though, I only have 12 stories finished so far out of the 12 and was hoping to have at least a week's wor...

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Attempting a "12 Days of Swapsmas"

So yeah figured, I'd try something new this year: 12 days of Swapsmas. Every day from December 14th-25th (if things pan out), there will be a new swap story based on a pre-existing pic. 6 will be on the Patreon and the other 6 on DA and FA, so that there's an even amount across the board. I already have several stories in progress, and hope to have a couple stories out the next few weeks to tid...

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Just an update!

So want to apologize for November and October being kind of a bust. I was able to keep my "one story a week" schedule going, but between flu, my job, and my other smaller gigs I do on the side it's been tough. I definitely want to pick things up in December and get back into this with the little time off I have left this year.

And I do get that some of my inactivity and inability to deliv...

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Pizza Scam

Fear is an ever controlling force. It can make us avoid things that may otherwise not be harmful, or hurt our social interactions. However, a lot of fears can often be justified. And one such fear is losing control, a fear Jam was about to face...

It was a sunny afternoon in Little Tokyo, a metropolis filled with cyborg animals. The defenders of this city were the Samurai Pizza Cats, a tr...

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Granny's Goodness

Author's Note: A short little sweet story I wrote to tide ya over. I'm mostly recovered from my flu, but there's a bit of it still around. So I wanted to put something quick and to the point based off a pic I got from Dez. I do apologize again for the lack of content and this being on the short side, so I hope to put out more soon to make up for it!


Everyone needs a break, whet...

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On the mend and new story tomorrow!

Hey all, I'm back! Sorry again for the lack of work, like I mentioned I had planned to have something done over the long weekend I just had. The problem is that I caught this stupid flu from my niece and yadda yadda yadda, didn't feel like doing much besides gaming and lying down and sleeping. Today though, it seems to be mostly gone now so I'm doing writing again! Huzzah!


I'm ...

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Another update: I'm sick!

Don't worry, it's not Covid. I just got sick with the flu, but it's been annoying and draining. And it especially sucks cuz I had a long weekend off to do some great writing, but sadly my sickness sapped the wind out of my sails. I'll try to have a little something up tonight to tide y'all over. My apologies again and thanks for being patient and supporting my work!

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Fattened or Flattened

Getting 8 hours of sleep a day is very important, especially when you're a monkey-scientist! You can't properly perform your science experiments without a good rest. Monkeys like Jam do their best sleeping outdoors, even in the sun! Today, our favorite monkey-scientist was maxing and relaxing, living his best life. He was sleeping on the grass in the middle of a field, not realizing something w...

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Primate Proposal

Love is blind, as they say. Two people could fall in love while being nothing alike, even if they're complete opposites of each other. A big example of this is the relationship between a certain meerkat-librarian and monkey-scientist. Jam and Meerina were the complete opposite of each other, yet would still meet up every Saturday night for a date. It had become a tradition, much like the obliga...

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Happy Halloween+Update!

Hey all, got some good news. I'm writing again, my apologies again for stepping back for a bit. Like I said, got a new computer and was dealing with work stress. But things are managed now and getting back into my proper writing rhythm. Halloween stories will be posted throughout the next few weeks including the ones that were voted on.


Again, I am sorry for the constant update...

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Another update here!

Heya. didn't mention this before but recently I got a new computer just 2 days ago. Still getting everything setup and transferred and installing all the goodies I need, but it's quite the bad boy. Should have the last part of the Loona swap posted before Halloween with any luck. Hours picked up at work, plus I'm being forced to do mandatory re-training with the rest of my co-workers tomorrow (...

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Marble Honkers

Author's Note: This is based off the PFP I used for my Patreon, drawn by Maya Alee! This story features her character Judy.

Story:

The art museum is a place of true majesty and wonder, allowing the average person to witness the artistic  creations of generations past. Painters, sculptors, and artists of all kinds pour their heart and soul into every work they create. Art has a ...

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Heya, more stuff soon!

My apologies for the lack of stories lately. Work hours picked up, giving me less writing time during the week. Thankfully, I still have weekends off and am gonna have Wednesday off to get more writing done lol.

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Candy Chaos Part 2

Part 2: Candy Spa

The three then stood in formation as they strutted along the street, people whistling as they walked by. "Looking sweet and sugary, ladies!" Shouted one man with glee.

"Chocolate is always sweet and sugary, darling!" Shouted Rob as she waved at the man.

Jam then lead her friends towards the rich part of town, much to their surprise. Rob poked the back of Jam'...

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