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Biden’s “Red Line”

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Biden establishes a “red line” for Israel, Kristi Noem is getting bullied, Vivek is a sad human, the American government is beyond parody, and the boys talk about BEEF.

Kendrick vs Drake breakdown bonus episode coming soon...

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BY POPULAR DEMAND - KENDRICK & DRAKE

We will be dropping a bonus episode talking about the Kendrick Lamar vs Drake hip-hop beef for everyone that's been demanding we release the takes. Coming soon. Patreon first, of course.

Regularly scheduled early episode coming tomorrow as usual.

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College Protest Crackdowns

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The HITO boys gather to talk, once again, about the pro-Palestine college protests across the nation, and then yap about Congress’s redefinition of antisemitism.

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NEW GOAL & NEW PATRON BENEFIT

To all our non-parasocial friends,

We are setting a new goal for the Patreon at $2,000! Once we get there, we will start a brand new benefit for patrons of the $5 tier and up. We will reveal more details the closer we get... but it's different than anything we've done and will feature a free bimonthly [REDACTED].

So share us with your friends! Indoctrinate the youth...

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College Protests for Palestine Erupt

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Missouri criminalizes pronouns and Kristi Noem kills her dog.  Also, the HITO boys gather to talk about the pro-Palestine protests at college campuses across the nation and the TikTok ban that Joe Biden signed this week.

MOVIE NIGHT MAY 2ND AT 8PM ET ON DISCORD

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Out of Touch with Reality

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The HITO BOYS continue to discuss Israel’s conflict with Iran, the genocide in Gaza, the most controversial package of bills to move through the House, Trump news, the systematic stripping of your 1st amendment rights, and a cybertruck recall.

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Iran Retaliates & Civil War Abortion Laws

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The HITO boys get back in their geopolitics bag to talk about Iran's strike against Israel, Arizona's total abortion ban, the GOP funding leftists, and Ron DeRegulation coming out as a pro-heat stroke.

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Rapid Escalations & Moving Democrats Right

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The HITO BOYS talk about geopolitics & Israel's most recent abhorrent actions, highlight Trump's latest financial scheme, and then do some political science to analyze immigration narratives and a new Florida campaign strategy.

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A Holy War in Joe Biden's Name

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The HITO boys gather to preach about the Baltimore bridge collapse, the UN’s not really binding ceasefire resolution, election watch 2024 RFK edition, and Trans Day of Visibility.

New Patreon exclusive benefits coming SOON!

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Big Budget, Broke Boy, "Bloodbath"

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The BOYS gather to discuss the new $1.2 trillion budget bill, Mike Johnson’s possible ousting, and Trump’s “bloodbath” comment along with his various financial troubles.

NOTE: Candace Owens appeared on the Breakfast Club a day before she was released from the DW

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TikTok: Digital Fentanyl

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The men gather to discuss the TikTok ban and its broader implications, Georgia election news, the 32 hour workweek, and the (alleged) foul play involved with the “suicide” of a Boeing whistleblower.

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Super Tuesday & the State of the Union

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The HITO MEN yap about the various Super Tuesday results, a particularly deranged candidate from North Carolina, and Biden’s better than expected State of the Union address.

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Late pod this week

Hello all,

I am regrettably writing to inform you all, dear patrons of the sunday sermon, that the sunday sermon will have to be pushed back this week. One of our preachers (Gage) has succumb to illness (head cold and sore throat). The sermon should be out by Tuesday. 

TLDR: Im sick so we cant record today. -Gage (the sissy liberal who lets sickness get in the way of work)

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The Flour Massacre

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The HITO men talk about the Flour Massacre in Gaza and catch up on election results in South Carolina and Michigan, highlighting the uncommitted vote and what it means for Biden. 

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Pro-Life is Not Pro-Family

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The men come to you on a Saturday to talk about an insane ruling out of the Alabama Supreme Court essentially outlawing IVF and why organized retail theft isn't as big of a deal as corporations want you to think it is.

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Unqualified Political Appointees

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On this delayed early episode, the boys discuss the South Carolina primary, Trump’s RNC takeover, a hate crime in Oklahoma, updates on Israel’s genocide, and the “sudden death” of a Russian political figure.

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Delayed Early Episode

Hi everyone,

Unfortunately, the next episode will not be coming out until Tuesday, as opposed to Sunday, for early listeners because I have been battling illness for a few days. The woke left strikes again! Sorry for the delay, we will make it up to you!

Jeremy

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“None of these Candidates” for President

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The men gather to discuss Nikki Haley’s devastating loss to “none of these candidates”, the bipartisan immigration and war funding bill, and the 2024 transphobia comeback.

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Misogyny Super Bowl

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The boys gather to discuss the South Carolina Democratic primary, the death of US troops in Jordan and the withholding of aid from a UN relief group in Gaza, the conservative crusade against Taylor Swift, and South Dakota’s defense of child marriage.

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Civil War II: Conservative Lunacy and Liberal Weakness

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The HITO BOYZ congregate to preach about the New Hampshire primary election, Civil War part 2 (Texas vs Biden), Biden’s awful new immigration plan, a ruling from the ICJ, and child labor’s big comeback.

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99 Counties, Not a Win in 1 (Ron DeDropout)

The HITO BOYS cover the totally surprising Iowa Caucus results & the fallout that ensued, updates on Israel's ongoing genocide, John Fetterman needing to put a suit back on, and literal systemic racism in Oklahoma. As always if you enjoy the show head over to Patreon for early access to episodes, check out our socials, and leave a 5 star review on Apple!

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Livestream CANCELLED

Here we are folks. Mere days before the New Hampshire Primary, and CNN has cancelled the final GOP debate! It's not all because of CNN though, Nikki Haley reportedly refused to show up and so did Trump (again), so they simply didn't have the candidates.

Thus, the livestream we announced last episode is cancelled. It is unfortunate, but luckily none  of us will have to force ourselves...

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The Fight for Second Place

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The HITO BOYS gather to fill you in on the last GOP presidential debate, talk about a controversial geo-political event that once again has the online left in shambles, follow up on bad news that recently came out of Ohio, and finally teach you all about Florida's insanely regressive tax code.

Make sure to come see us on Sunday, 1/21 on YouTube at 8PM EST! We will be LI...

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Iowa Incoming & Epstein Unsealed

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The boys look forward to the Iowa caucus, examine the contents of the unsealed Epstein list, let you in on the “plan” an Israeli official proposed for Gaza post-war, and a woman on trial for miscarriage in Ohio. If you enjoy the show make sure to follow us on our social media and become a Patron!

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Bracket for Award Show

If you'd like to play along during the bracket section, use this!

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HITO Award Show 2023

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Welcome to the second annual HITO Award Show. This year we give out prestigious awards for a myriad of news topics and people including: most out of pocket local news story, worst person of 2023, and worst state of 2023, and so many more. Thank you for all of the support this year!

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VOTE IN THE 2023 HITO AWARDS

Hi friends,

It's that time of the year. Next episode will be the official 2023 year in review (HITO style) and you can participate by voting for your favorite nominees in this year's cumulative award show!

Use this link to vote: https://docs.google....

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Trump vs Colorado; Texas vs Everyone

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The HITO BOYS quickly condemn Hamas (because the UN won’t), talk about Trump being kicked off of the Colorado ballot, highlight Ken Paxton's ontologically evil actions in Texas (and abroad), and speed-run other notable stories from the week.

Recorded one day early because of the Christmas holiday! 

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Sex in the Senate

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The boys gather to seriously discuss sex in the Senate, Isreal’s continuing genocide, Blackrock owning entire neighborhoods, anti-trans legislation in Ohio, and a serious impeachment inquiry.

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BONUS Q&A Episode!

As promised, here is our bonus Q&A ep available for all patrons! Thank you all for the continued support, we hope to make more content to engage you in the future :)

Hopefully we got to all the patron questions, we received a lot of submissions (100+) and did not finish the entire list but did prioritize those questions from Patreon. 

- Jeremy & Gage

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