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The 30-17 Incident

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Jeremy & Gage diss on Elon Musk’s GTA6 take, cover the most recent GOP debate, run through a UN embarrassment for the US, cover dystopia in Texas, and cry about missing George Santos.

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Q&A #2 Incoming!

Hi everyone,

We plan to record the next Q&A episode soon, so feel free to drop your questions at this link:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScdK5ZiQKcnq9xg568EFVPGcOS1WRvM7ah89qCYioW_lGlEdg/viewform

As mentioned, we will prior...

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Modern Day Robin Hood (feat. Maggie George, MIRS News)

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The men gather to discuss more developments in Israel and at home, chat with special guest Maggie George from MIRS News about the protests against Mayor Pete’s visit to MSU, talk about George Santos’s unjust expulsion from Congress, rant about the GOP selling out American workers, and end with coverage of the Pentagon failing the audit they set the parameters for. View Post

Tomorrow's show

Hello HITOHeads,

This week's early episode will be coming a day late, on Monday instead of Sunday, because we have to record later in the day and we are doing a guest interview that will need to be edited into the regular episode's programming. We plan to have it posted Monday morning/early afternoon. Sorry for the delay!

- Jeremy & Gage

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DESANTIS VS NEWSOM DEBATE LIVESTREAM

Here's the link!

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LIVESTREAM: DESANTIS VS NEWSOM

Hey friends,

We will be LIVE tonight starting at 8PM EST to cover the tantalizing Ron Desantis vs Gavin Newsom Fox News debate. This is NOT a primary debate but is happening for... some reason? It's content either way. See you on YouTube tonight!!

Jeremy & Gage

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Discounted Gay Nutcrackers

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The HITO BOYZ gather to discuss the new Argentinian president, Israeli hostage swaps, the national budget debacle, and alleged terror attacks at the US Canada border.

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Holiday Pregame Part IV

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Another certified HITO original. At the third annual holiday pregame, the boys run through a myriad of topics including but not limited to: abortion, Israel/Palestine, LGBTQ issues, the border, and Trump vs Biden.

Use code PREGAME15 for 15% off HITO merch, limited time only! (Starting Wednesday)

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Yap Session: Electoral Politics

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The HITO BOYZ run through updates on the ongoing genocide in Gaza, recap the third GOP presidential primary debate, cover conservatives big electoral losses, and wrap up the show with a discussion on the moral implications behind withholding a vote from Joe Biden.

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DEBATE LIVESTREAM (7PM EST)

Here is the link to our livestream of the third GOP debate! Starting in 2 hours!

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DEBATE LIVESTREAM, 11/8 AT 7PM EST (with correction)

Hi friends!

We will be LIVE on YouTube once again for the third (and final?) GOP Presidential Primary debate on Wednesday 11/8 at 7PM EST. In the most recent episode (now available), we incorrectly reported that the debate start time is 9PM EST, it's actually 8PM EST, so we will be starting our live show at 7PM EST, one hour before the actual start time. Sorry for the confusion if you alr...

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Ron DeStiletto: Standing on Business

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The HITO BOYZ gather to discuss the domestic response to the conflict abroad in Gaza, talk about the third GOP debate that they will be covering live, and wrap up the show with some state election news from around the country.

UPDATED: Join us at 7PM EST on Wednesday, 11/8 on YouTube to watch the GOP debate live! (previously stated as 8PM EST. The debat...

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But Do You Condemn Hamas?

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The HITO BOYS break out of the matrix and have some new stories to talk about, but not without updating our dear listeners with what's happening in Gaza and the new Speaker of the House. On the back half, we update you about the historic deal the UAW made with Ford and Trump's former Chief of Staff Mark Meadows squealing for immunity.

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The Kraken Returns

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Jeremy & Gage run back the same two news stories with some deviation near the end with updates on Israel's aggression against Gaza (and how the US has been complicit), as well as updates on how the GOP can't get it together and vote for a speaker. Stay till the end to hear about the return of the Kraken herself.

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Everyone Wants a Genocide but Us

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The boys once again deliver the correct takes on the ongoing humanitarian crisis in Gaza at the hands of Israel and inform you on the mess that is the House GOP as they try and fail to pull themselves together.

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New Goal and Q&A!

Hey friends,

We will be doing another Q&A bonus episode once we hit our new goal on Patreon of $1,600 a month! Patreon doesn't have the goal feature anymore for some reason, but we can still make goals ourselves. Once we get there, we will provide everyone with a way to send in questions with a priority on answering the questions of patrons ;) thanks for everything! We love you!

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From Gaza to Gaetz

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We have a slurry of equally serious events at home and abroad. Starting with the boys being some of the only people to give a nuanced take on the war breaking out in Israel, then coming back home to cover Kevin Mcarthey getting fired from the Speakership, and finally covering some interesting litigation involving Trump and Google.

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Next Show Update

Hi friends, 

The next show will be delayed for early access listeners as I am just getting over a spat with COVID and should be good to go on Monday for recording. As long as I test negative, the show will come for early access listeners tomorrow evening/night. We will get back on track next week!

- Jeremy

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Intellectual Titans Clash: The Greatest Minds of a Generation (debate review)

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The HITO boys deliver you a lifetime worth of news as they run you through the highlights of the battle of wits and cunning that was the second GOP debate. They also discuss Trump's rally outside of Detroit, the end to the WGA strike, and the “Philly looting” stories.

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GOP DEBATE LIVESTREAM #2

Starting at 8PM ET!

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Ill Gotten Gains (With My Name on Them)

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The boys gather for a GOP primary debate pre-show part II. They also introduce you, dear viewer, to a bipartisan addition of the HITO corruption hour, where they detail Bob Menendez and Clarence Thomas’s [alleged] corruption. The show wrapped up with a quick update on the UAW strike happenings and the impending government shutdown.


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Real Eyes Realize Real Wages

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The HITO boys tell you all about the house GOP’s possible efforts to impeach Joe Biden and stall budget talks, offer predictions for the second GOP presidential primary debate, update you on the UAW’s strike against the big three automakers, highlight how frightened conservatives are of rainbows, and give some dating advice (avoid men).

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"Record Profits Mean Record Contracts"

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Jeremy & Gage convene to run you through a slurry of GOP nonsense: the impending government shutdown, taking principled stances against anything to do with student loans and helping working class people, and cheating elections by cheating democracy. They also cover an impending UAW strike and Ford’s pathetic invocation of the climate crisis to deny workers a living wage...

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PLANdemic 2.0

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The HITO boys gather virtually to discuss the PLANDEMIC 2.0, Joe Biden becoming a king of labor, and new hate crime out of Jacksonville, Florida.

Our deepest apologies if the sound quality is not as good as normal 🙏

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NEW MERCH

You know we had to do it...

The Racketeering Collection is now available in the HITO store! Get your favorite insurrectionist on a t-shirt!

Jeremy & Gage

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GOP’s Battle of Wits and Cunning (Debate Review)

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The HITO boys cover the bombastic battle of wits that was the first GOP presidential primary debate and talk about one man's notable absence.

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Link for today's livestream (8PM EST)

Here's the link for the livestream starting at 8PM EST! See y'all soon!

Jeremy & Gage

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The Perfect Phone Call & GOP Debate Pre-Show

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The boys bring you up to speed with yet another Trump indictment (part IV), cover the devastating wildfires in Maui, and inform you about the International Chess Federation’s new transgender policies.

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UPCOMING LIVESTREAM

Hey crew,

As mentioned in the most recent episode, we will be livestreaming the FIRST GOP debate next week Wednesday, 8/23. Our livestream will start at 8PM EST (one hour before debate start) and will last through the debate (debate ends around 11PM EST). We hope you join us!

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Gay Pop-Tarts

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The HITO boys get a kinetic start by covering Vivek Ramaswamy’s cover of Lose Yourself. They then get into the serious news where they talk about the upcoming GOP primary debate, a rare Ohio W, buzzsaws at the border, Steven Crowder's extremely toxic work environment, and end on gay cereal and women in the workplace. 

LIVE STREAMING THE GOP DEBATE STARTING AT 8PM...

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