jackieblu

New Coworker

Look out for your new coworker. There’s something about her. Started a new job today. I hope I make a good impression.

Blueberry Pie for Breakfast?

Induce Me

Someone induce me before I pop!

Perfect for Any Occasion

Weddings, Birthdays, or just because, a Berry Girl is perfect for all occasions. They come in several flavors, including Blueberry, Cherry, Grape, and Raspberry and with enough juice to ensure your guests don't go thirsty. She comes fully stocked and able to juice herself. And for a more interactive experience, you can be a part of the juicing process. So what are you waiting for? Call and plac...

Don't Have a Cow

- Don't have a cow, mom... because I thinking I'm already having one!

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Shirley Temple

Someone should order me a Shirley Temple. 

Pregnant Again

Turns out if you let them finish juicing you after birth, all that juice in your womb just forms a new blueberry. So guess who’s gonna have another blueberry!

Hey Wait a Minute

The juicing hasn’t made the blue go away and I’m actually getting bigger. That means I could be…

Sweet and Blue

Snuck Out

Don’t tell anyone, I snuck out of the factory before they could get fully juice me. 

Tier Changes

I’m making some changes to my Tiers.

$3 Tier has been deleted 

$5 Tier will now include all pictures including my cute and often blue face

$10 Tier will have access to complete sets such as Alice, Violet and start to end pregnancy. Also exclusive pictures just for you.

Commissions stay the same. Please contact me if you want to do one. 

Recovery

Took me just over 3 weeks and I’m exhausted. They let me keep a small baby bump just full of juice as a comfort during recovery. I’m not sure if I’ll do a series like that again. It was awfully stressful to keep up with. I think I’m just gonna post what I want when I want.

Altering Tiers

I am thinking of altering the Tier pricing. Most of my Patrons subscribe at the $10 level. And I rarely post anything in the other tiers. I’m thinking of making everything $5. Is there anything special that only the Top Tier subscribers should get? Would love to hear your opinions. 

My Juice Broke

My juice broke Saturday and I was in labor all night. It was a difficult time and after every delivery it felt like I got even tighter making it difficult to push again. But I made it. 

Calmer and Bigger

Feel a bit calmer about my berries and feeling a bit bigger. Had to go to talk with professor and people couldn’t stop staring. Was it my blue skin or my belly?

Check Up

Yesterday was so crazy! I had my last check up. First they told me not matter how hard I tried juicing myself, I am going to be blue until the berries come. Next they told me I was carrying three blueberries! Doesn’t sound like a lot but judging by the size of me they’re going to be huge. Which means a very difficult labor. They said I’ll be fine but I’m still a little worried.  2023-05-03 15:48:45 +0000 UTC View Post

I Know What I Said

I know I said I wasn’t going to go out again but I couldn’t resist a good dress on warm day. Berries will likely come this week. I have a check up soon. Can’t hear the news.

Last Night Out

Probably the last time I go out until the berries come. Better make it worth it.

Messy Eater

Can you believe my date ordered me blueberry pie and ice cream last night? I was so excited I got a little messy. The berries loved it too. So we had to end our date early so I could get home and get juiced.

Blueberry Garden

Out doing some plant shopping. Maybe I’ll make a blueberry garden. 

Formal Date

My sorority formal was Saturday night. Would you have wanted to be my date?

Made Me Smile

Bumpdate: someone told me I looked like a blueberry and it made me laugh. Berries have been growing slower than normal but I don’t mind; I love carrying them.

Need to be Kissed

These lips need to be kissed and my body juiced. Don’t be surprised if they taste like blueberries. 

Off to Tutoring

And then a small juicing. Not enough to shrink my belly but enough to get the blue out of skin. Good thing I wore a skirt. This way someone can easily get up there and get the job done. 

Sorry!

Sorry I haven’t been keeping up with my bumpdates. I went out shopping yesterday. All the clothes I bought won’t fit me in a couple of days but after the blueberries come, they’ll fit again. 

At the Library

Had to go to the library for a bit today. Have to get some books before my belly keeps me from reaching the shelves. Or fitting down the aisles. 

Day Three

Day 3 of my blueberry pregnancy. I have a little bump. I took a walk in the park to see if anyone noticed. Would you notice?

New Batch of Blueberries

Just got back from the factory. I had to wear something short that would give them easy access so they can put those blueberries in me. It was a very fun operation. I can already feel them growing. But I won’t start showing for a few days. Hope you all enjoy watching me grow!🫐🤰🏼

What If…

What would you think if I dyed my hair blue? Or even cut it? What if I did my make up all in blue? Do you think people would start to ask questions?

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