JollyHippopotamus

Snippet: Cyberpunk Goldeneye

Not back yet, wife still in hospital, prob back by start of December tho. This was already sitting in my files, so figured might as well put it out.

Might one day become a story, might not, it's not really treading any new ground.

Billing and Page paused.

I've paused billing until December, just as I began messaging people that my wife was back home resting, she got worse and got back in to hospital, I'm obviously not gonna get anything done right now, and don't wanna charge anyone when I don't know when this week or even next week I'll be able to get stuff out on a consistent basis, so until December 5th whether I'm back before then or not, no...

New Vote - Vote for 1 story.

Sorry for the lateness everyone, wife just got out of hospital today, so finally had some time. Due to not having finished Dark Tidings yet, it won't be on the voting list as no matter what I gotta finish it in the next few days and release it, apologies for the lateness. HammerTime will be available to vote for again too now.

Delay

Hello all, there will be a day or two delay on Dark Tidings as my wife is in the hospital currently and I don't really have time to finish it at the moment.

As soon as i am able, I'll crank the chapter out.

Divine and Conquer 28

Here we go, new chappie. Return to Hogwarts time.

Vote Closed

Divine and Conquer and Pokemon Dark Tidings won. We'll see how I feel about HammerTime during the week, perhaps I'll still do a chapter, although it won't be as early as usual in that case.

Cheers,

Plagiarism

Hey, so to add to my frustration today with HammerTime, just found out it has apparently been plagiarized on webnovel (also Patreon it seems), some fop named Percival_Lannister rebranding it as Hammer's Edge: The rise of an Empire. 

If anyone has an account on the other sites and can report that bs, please do, I already have but doesn't seem to be an immediate thing. Catchy na...

New Vote

Vote for TWO stories. NOTE: HammerTime is not available this week as I ponder how to continue or if I should change anything with the many complaints I'm getting from all corners on the shape, flow and happenings in the story currently.

Also, the constant complaints just makes me kind of meh at the moment to write out another chapter for Tuesday or Wednesday.

If that ...

Konoha's Waking Nightmare 21

Woooooo! Surprise chapter drop!

Here ya go, for those who care about this story anyways.

Pokemon Dark Tidings 16

No Pokemon died in the makings of this chapter. No matter how hard Ezra wishes for it. And FFS I went over 10k again xD

HammerTime 41

Here we go, absolutely everything goes to plan again...

Who's plan though?

Vote closed.

DT and HammerTime won again, but I should have time for a third story this week as well, we'll see. A Shadows Requiem is up on the list of haven't updated in awhile...

Or I might just do the third place finisher, Divine, we'll see what the muse beats into my head this week.

New Vote

Because of RL bullshittery I completely spaced on posting the poll, my bad. Vote for TWO options.

Mischief Siriusly Managed 11

Whoops, it's been awhile hasn't it?

Time for some revenge, some plotting, and then... Well, finally...

Let me know if anything sucks, works, needs to be fixed/changed.

Pokemon Dark Tidings 15

New chappie! Let me know what you think, or if I messed up like last chapter 😭 lol.

HammerTime 40

Everything is going as planned...

Wait. Why is the world on fire?

Let me know what you think, is there anything off, too many spelling mistakes, etc.

Vote closed.

I totally forgot to say vote closed. Oops. Dark Tidings and HammerTime won, also working on Mischief right now, so might be out this week as well.

New Vote

Alright, that time again, vote for TWO stories for next week. And happy Thanksgiving weekend for those of you who have it.

Pokemon Dark Tidings 14

Whoo this one struggled a bit, Pokemon battles are a pain in the ass to write y'all, why the fuck did I write a Pokemon story?

Edit: Fixed the silly things that I messed up, like the fact Ghost moves don't work on normal types...

Konoha's Waking Nightmare 20

Here's a chappie for you, only 18k... Well, I hadn't updated it in two months, so it was due.

Between the voted stories I'll start in on Mischief next, I believe that's next in the rotation.

HammerTime 39

Here we go, let's find out more about Hammer's domains, and the War!

Vote Closed

To absolutely no one's surprise. HammerTime and Dark Tidings have won yet again. Currently working on Konoha's Waking Nightmare as well, so might be out this week.

Divine and Conquer 27

It's here! Coming in third forever, but I had extra time, so here it is.

We're almost back to Hogwarts again, probably next chapter.

New Vote

Vote for TWO stories, also Divine and Conquer should be up at some point this weekend, it's about half done.

Picture of Whitney,

For those reading the Dark Tidings lewd, this is Whitney.

Pokemon Dark Tidings 13

So I say it's going to be late, and instead I manage it early, go figure. It likely means Divine and Conquer comes out this week too now.

Didn't really plan to lewd this story, but an executive wanted to use their omake right, and when I wrote the lewd anyway for that, figured might as well, those of you who want one can read it, those who don't can skip it as usual.

HammerTime 38

Out a bit early, to make up for DT probably going to be a day or so late, RL jumping in with lot of shit to do for next two days.

Divinity

So, curious to what you all think Hammer's divine domains should be, going after what he's shown in story so far.

It will come up next chapter, two of them are locked in, but haven't decided fully the rest yet, so wondering what you all see as Hammer's most likely domains.

Panacea's Remedy 12

I seem to be all about ESCALATION lately. Here we go, something updated that's been quiet for awhile.

Vote closed

Dark Tidings and HammerTime won, despite Divine winning the executive vote over DT by one vote, that extra five votes it got from that couldn't beat how many votes DT got from the basics and a win on the Boss level. As said before, I'll try and get 3 stories done this week, so perhaps Divine will come out anyway.