JollyHippopotamus

The End

Sorry to say but I'm ending the Patreon, or just keeping it as a tip jar for the odd person that wants to throw a coffee my way.

I'll be taking a break, I've come to the realization my writing quality is going down, and my (self imposed) deadlines has made this a job instead of a fun hobby.

The realization I think came when the flu got so bad into my lungs I couldn't breathe and w...

New Vote

Vote for TWO stories for next week.

Sad to say Dark Tidings will be a day or two late as I've caught the kind of murder flu that laughs at the idea of allowing me to take ten steps without passing out.

Fucking winters. Fuck em.

Anyhow, once I'm not in like a fever dream or something, I'll smash out the chapter.

Cheers.

HammerTime 51

Here we go, time skip ahoy, its a brave new world.

Vote Closed

To everyone's massive surprise I'm sure, DT and HT won again. I'll see if I can knock out a third story this week as well.

New Vote

Vote for TWO stories. I have no idea which two it's going to be, it's a mystery.

Dark Tidings 24

I'm on fire this week!

Scourgebane 4

Where Lazar finds out he truly is cursed to live an interesting life. Also Jadzias backstory. Sad face.

HammerTime 50

Here we go, time skip coming after this chappie. And a bit of a surprise to end the chapter.

This Vote again!

So, because it's always a very close vote, here we go again. Vote for March, for if there will be a week where HT and DT takes a break to allow other stories a Vote.

Vote closed

Hammer and Dark Tiding take it home.

Panacea’s Remedy 14

Take your time, the lewd version makes that chapter 19k. The non lewd is 14.5 ish k by itself too.

Also if you didn't know, I've entirely gone over the entire story, rewriting and adding a little more lewd including a Panacea vs her own clone lewd for those who want to reread.

New Vote

Vote for TWO stories for next week. Also of note, I'm in the process of updating the library with the new, edited and improved chapters of Panacea, the old version on SB and SV no longer entirely accurate.

Dark Tidings 23

Hasn't been betaed, but beta is gone for a few days, so putting it up, and I'll put up a cleaner version if I find a bunch of mistakes or spelling issues later. Cheers.

HammerTime 49

Here we go.

Vote closed

HT and DT take it again, mostly because Executive is pretty evenly spread between like 5 stories so don't really push one forward. Boss was all in for Panacea almost but basics equally were all in for Hammer and Dark Tidings.

New Vote

Alright vote for TWO stories.

Snippet 20: Ultron the Traveler.

Being Ultron is easy. Especially if you immediately realize other worlds are way more fun.

Pokemon Dark Tidings 22

Ignore the rant at the beginning, it's not meant for you guys. But do let me know if I should keep it for publishing everywhere, or just cut it out and ignore all the whiners without an iota of constructive criticism.

Konoha's Waking Nightmare 22

Here we go. Into the Mist.

HammerTime 48

Here's the new chappie, time to see some people we haven't seen in a long while.

Vote closed

HT and DT win it, could have been closer, Executives spread their heavier votes over several choices though, so although they were one ahead of DT, the advantages from basic and Boss pulled DT through.

New Vote

Vote for TWO stories, and with three hours left of the other Vote - it seems February will have no change in the voting. It's close though, so I'll continue to put a Vote up each month.

Pokemon Dark Tidings 21

Here we go, new chappie, new bullying of Karen, and other stuff happens too I guess.

HammerTime 47

Here we go, some nice little slices of life and people moving forward with their lives.

Vote Closed + Poll

HammerTime and Dark Tidings win, and also, as promised, here is the poll to decide if next month we are continuing the once a month limited vote or not.

Snippet 19: Resistance is futile

Here we go with another snippet in Star Wars. Just a brain worm really.

Scourgebane 3

It's alive! Another chapter commissioned for our troll and murder loli combo.

A Shadow's Requiem 11

Here we go, some of your names pops up in the PHO segment, if you want me to take it out before it goes up elsewhere just let me know.

New Vote

Vote for TWO stories for next week, all choices open again. Scourgebane and Shadow should be up this weekend at some point.

Divine and Conquer 30

Here we go, and barring any unforseen circumstance, Shadow should be out this weekend as well.