He might be annoying and overly loquacious at times but he loves you like the puppy he is!! š„ŗ
HELLOOOOO PATREONNNN!! This is a very experimental audio and Iām not sure how it will be received so all I can say is BORK BORK LICK LICK!! š¶
Original Script! HydroKingVA
You're the heir to one of the countryās most infamous mafia gangs! The only heir!! Your father, the current head of said gang is extremely overprotective when it comes to you! Heās currently involved in a turf war with a rival gang and itās starting to get messy. His main prerogative is to keep his most important asset safe which is you! To achieve this heās sent his head of security an...
2024-08-21 23:05:59 +0000 UTC View PostThis time they sent the worst of the worst! These two Witchers were some of the most cunning and deadly killers youāve ever had the displeasure to encounter. Unnaturally fast and resilient to magic, armoured to the teeth with special magical weapons and techniques built only to kill witches and magical beingsā¦you didnāt stand a chance. Little did they know you have the magical art blessin...
2024-08-21 00:45:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I think tattoos are beautiful~ One of my old teachers was actually a tattoo artist and he gave me this book about different tattoos and their meanings! Of course not all tattoos have meaning but even if they donāt have something special beneath them they still tell a story I like to think! Itās almost like wearing your story on your body as a gorgeous armor, donāt you think? Even if you h...
2024-08-15 21:39:14 +0000 UTC View PostHead empty bwrain scrample egg šµāš« I hate waking up hungover smelling of regret and shame. I wish I could say I havenāt done this more times than I can count but If I did I'd be telling a horrendous lie! Alcohol can be really fun and it can loosen you up enough to be yourself without feeling shy THE ISSUE is that thereās a very fine line between no longer having social anxiety and b...
2024-08-14 20:30:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Youāve been running with this new pack for a while now, the alpha is very old but heās extremely kind and still has some fight in him! The rest of the community are extremely sweet and welcoming but they arenāt fighters. Their survival strategy is all about avoidance and staying on the outskirts of the forest to avoid trouble. This is very contrasting with what you want because you want n...
2024-08-09 02:10:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Itās been such a stressful week and itās only Tuesday afternoon!! Your roommate has suddenly become quite a bit more than just someone who shares your rent, they share your heart as well now šā¦(did that sound right??) Anyway youāre in that awkward position where you guys are officially official but you havenāt yet told anyone and itās kinda scary but itās also kinda exciting an...
2024-08-08 00:07:02 +0000 UTC View PostI wanna do a continuation of one of my older characters BUT THEREāS SO MANY TO CHOSE FROM! So before I result to eeny meeny miny moeāing this important decision I thought Iād let my wonderful Tsunamis decide as an extra treat for your support!! The continuation you chose will be dropping sometime later this month once the vote ends (Friday-ish) So choose wisely my kingdom!! šš
2024-08-05 02:46:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Youāve just been stood up for the second time this month!! Why canāt you find someone who actually wants to be with you!! It seems like the only person who actually wants to be with you at this point is your cute roommate, heās cute and funny and so freaking hottttt but youāre almost certain heās not into guys like you. Oh well, I guess itās time to go home and see what h...
2024-08-02 01:35:41 +0000 UTC View Post
That is one lucky dork š³ Bro literally folded before his mind finished telling him why doing this is a bad ideaā¦š³ Oh well, looks like it all worked out for the best I mean the guys found love in the most unusual of places but usually those of the best kinda love stories~ š
HELLLOOO PATREON! I hope you enjoyed this, not sure why I wanted to make a window cleaner spicy this m...
2024-08-01 21:08:43 +0000 UTC View Post
YOU PEOPLE ARE JUSTā¦JEEEZZZZ! If the saying red flag had a baby with the word toxic the resulting nightmare wouldnāt come close to you guys!! YOU'RE INSANE!ā¦Kinda cute how there's someone out there for everyone though hehe! š
HELLOOOO PATREON!!! I really hope you enjoyed thiiiiissss! Yanderes work better when thereās humor mixed in with them š
-Di...
2024-08-01 02:25:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes you just gotta get away. Life is seldom easy, in fact the only easy thing about it is how easy it is for it to become difficult. However, life is still beautiful and itās still full of wonder and you never know what lies around the corner. For where there is great sadness there is always the possibility of great happiness you just have to keep searching for it! There can be no dark ...
2024-07-29 20:42:56 +0000 UTC View PostSo Iām gonna give you a short list of names and you have to tell me which one you like the most! This is a secret side project of mine that most likely wonāt come to fruitionā¦HOWEVER! Iām interested so let me know! šš
I would tell you what this is for BUT it may make your vote impartial and I want it to be a completely innate, arbitrary vote based of āoh shit yeah t...
2024-07-28 03:41:26 +0000 UTC View Post
It wasnāt supposed to be like this! If he wasnāt such an IDIOT! Heād have seen long ago just how much love he had right in front of him BUT NOOOOOOO he had to go and marry some creepy rich person heās only known for like 10 minutes from his FANCY job because heās apparently completely blind when it comes to hints!! HE CLEARLY LOVES YOU AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE HIM SO WHY IS HE SO DENSE! Go...
2024-07-26 17:57:00 +0000 UTC View PostThereās this big grumpy oaf who lumbers around school acting like heās some kind of a gangster! Heās always been this way for as long as youāve known him and he always talks to you like youāre nothing to him! Throwing insults and being rude for no apparent reason other than heās bored! But youāre one of about 70 students and teachers he bullies so you never really think about it. ...
2024-07-26 00:44:38 +0000 UTC View Post
You and your husband have been married for a while now and everything is like a dream! Of course you have your ups and downs and spats every now and again but what relationship doesnāt come with a little work. A marriage takes commitment and devotion and once the relationship reaches the point of pure love the next step is using that love to create something beautiful! Itās time to take the...
2024-07-25 01:19:21 +0000 UTC View Post
The problem with being royalty is that you have absolutely everything you want but you donāt have anything of what you need. You donāt have freedom, you donāt have the right to choose and these simple things common folk take for granted everyday are things you covet beyond belief! The king (Your father) has declared youāre to be married to a noble of his choosing! Someone of your age sh...
2024-07-21 17:15:20 +0000 UTC View Post
The problem with being royalty is that you have absolutely everything you want but you donāt have anything of what you need. You donāt have freedom, you donāt have the right to choose and these simple things common folk take for granted everyday are things you covet beyond belief! The king (Your father) has declared youāre to be married to a noble of his choosing! Someone of your age sh...
2024-07-21 02:41:14 +0000 UTC View Post
You live in a small village full of people whoāve never really been outside of it! You yearn for adventure and you wish to become more like the heroās you heard in stories growing up, fighting monsters, saving people and being a champion of the people!! Youāve reached the age where your desire to chase that dream simply canāt be ignored and you wish to prove yourself! Thereās a rumour...
2024-07-18 19:23:37 +0000 UTC View Post
You just canāt DO THIS much longer!! Your grumpy boyfriend isnāt giving you ATTENTION AND IT SUUUUCCCKKKSSS!! So youāve decided to launch an invasion and take over both his office and his cuddly lap and youāre gonna ascertain that precious attention by any means necessary! Good luck soldier! š«”
HELLOOOO MY LOVELY PATRONS!!! I really hope you enjoy thissss my beautiful human ...
2024-07-16 23:40:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Damn this one came out Spicy huh! š³š„ Do you believe in second chances!? When people ask me that I always say Iām not sure because I believe second chances are situational based? Sometimes the damage people do is too great in order for them to achieve said second chance but other times with the right amount of evidence present to suggest theyāre worth it maybe a second chance is the be...
2024-07-12 00:26:30 +0000 UTC View PostI think the most difficult and wonderful part of a relationship is the beginning! Youāre all on cloud nine and everything is new and exciting and everything feels just so wonderful and right, ya know?! But if youāre anything like me, when thereās great happiness thereās great insecurity and I always feel like Iām gonna mess it up!! Note to self; even though rambly panicking can be cut...
2024-07-10 00:44:27 +0000 UTC View Post
We canāt let the things weāve been through dictate our future. Even though they may seem completely insurmountable and devastating you have to keep moving forward! Just because life hasnāt been kind to you and has treated you with the worst of scenarios that doesnāt mean you deserve the worst going forward. You deserve love and happiness, safety and peace. When trauma has a grasp over y...
2024-07-07 22:28:40 +0000 UTC View Post
VACATIONS ARE AWESOME AREN'T THEY!! Well thatās exactly what youāre on while youāre wrapped in this particular audio dream! Youāve never been one to go away like this though! Work has always been your first priority and the idea of disappearing to a foreign land is kinda scary to you BUT your best friend (Crush) really wants this and wherever he goes you go and you know that if heās t...
2024-07-06 03:28:40 +0000 UTC View Post
You had a friend before you moved away, well friend is a bit extreme more likeā¦someone you sorta new from collegeā¦sorta? So you were surprised when you got a friend request from him while you were studying away and even more surprising when he sparked up a conversation with you. One thing quickly led to another and you ended up becoming friends, then better friends, then best friends and th...
2024-07-05 00:34:25 +0000 UTC View PostWell guys it would appear that minor cold I had was coronavirus and even though it was minor itās left me with such a groggy voice! So Iām not absolutely sure if Iāll be on time this week with my nsfw and sfw audios! If Iām not Iāll make a bonus of both next month!! I was hoping to be better this week but that hot rasp has just turned into an unflattering tightness! Iām so sorry for...
2024-06-26 02:05:41 +0000 UTC View PostMuch like many of us tragically, youāre suffering from a bad bout of mental health! The depression isnāt letting up and youāre just feeling so over encumbered and burdened by the darkness your mind clings to that youāve just collapsed into yourself after work! Youāve just gotten all your blankets and curled up on the floor and are currently trying your hardest not to feel anything. Yo...
2024-06-20 20:16:23 +0000 UTC View Post
This past weekend I went to the UKās biggest rock festival (Download) and I watched and met some absolutely incredible human beings! Iāve wanted to see some of these bands my entire life and others Iād never heard of but now I canāt stop listening to them!!
There were over 80 thousand people there, statistically speaking one of them could have been a HydroKing fan!? Food for...
2024-06-20 02:11:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Picture thisā¦You meet a big hot hero and suddenly a spicy romance blossoms between you and he sweeps you off your feet and takes you to a wonderful happily ever after BUT! The twist is our hero has severe social anxiety and a tendency to overreact with eccentric panic and MORE ANXIETY! But heās trying and you're trying and maybe heās just what you needed in life. Not all hero have perfect...
2024-06-13 02:37:29 +0000 UTC View Post