In this week’s episode, Trump is ready to make America pray again, Coach Dave wants the Duchess of Sussex to Megxit through a separate door, and it’ll turn out Australia was just on fire for Jesus this whole time.
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2020-01-23 05:34:16 +0000 UTC View PostHi all,
So the hope is the second part of this episode will launch at the beginning of feb and on a regularish schedule after that so keep an eye open for it. Thank you all for your support and kindness about this project. We wouldn't have kept it up without you -Eli
Pay attention to the man behind the curtain. It's where all the levers and stuff are.
2020-01-16 04:36:45 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, America agrees with rightness slightly more often than wrongness, some very nice Jewish gentlemen may have done something wrong but it's none of my business...We'll let Eli explain, and Tom and Cecil will be here for a little dissonant cognition.
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And yes, the song lyrics are included. More or less. The poem they were based on is included, but Anna made some slight changes to fit it into the rhythm.
2020-01-09 05:27:38 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, the Methodist Church finally gets around to reading the Bible, Heath heavily considers converting to Christianity for the flying, and we’ll learn that schisms just ain’t what they used to be.
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2020-01-09 05:24:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Watch the hate drip from the Google Doc on Tom's Vulgarity for Charity roasts.
2020-01-02 05:47:45 +0000 UTC View PostAlright, well we didn't have any bonus stuff for you last week, so we made up for it with a massive chunk of behind the scenes stuff this week. Hope you enjoy.
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In this week’s episode, Rudy Giuliani rates jews on a scale of George Soros to Mel Brooks, based on that scale, 90% of Jewish people are NOT Jewish, and Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance will be here to not ...
2020-01-02 05:46:52 +0000 UTC View PostA little later than usual this month but we were scurrying about getting ahead on the other shows. This one's a wee bit short but you've got a nice Chonky episode coming next month -Eli
2019-12-27 19:26:55 +0000 UTC View PostSo yeah; nothing in the way of bonus material, exactly the time of year you'd be expecting a lot of bonus material. But to make this episode work, Noah literally had to work until (after) 2:45am on Christmas, and if we asked him to do even more recording and editing, it would almost be like inviting him to start smoking again.
Enjoy! We'll be back with plenty more bonus stuff in the new ...
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Eventually I'll figure out how to do this with the karaoke bouncing ball*.
*I won't actually figure out how to do that.
In this week’s episode, Christian bigots will tell us that in their day they didn’t have these fancy singulars, Donald Trump takes up the gentile man's burden to save the Jewish people from themselves,and Noah will manage occasional coherence after seven days without a cigarette and I think that’s asking enough.
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2019-12-19 05:27:25 +0000 UTC View Post
And now for a peek behind the curtain...
2019-12-12 05:35:22 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, veterans from the War on Christmas trudge home to lives they no longer recognize, we learn that the Trump campaign literally thinks Thanos was the good guy, and Steve and Tally Cass of Monster on Sunday will be here to rock the f*** out.
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Okay, so I accidentally forgot to mark the new episode as a "paid" post; and since Patreon doesn't allow you to go back and correct that, I now have to charge you for this notice of correction instead. Sorry for the double notification.
2019-12-05 05:56:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Now you can see the raw materials that Don works his magic with...
2019-12-05 05:52:52 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, the first shots are fired in the War on Christmas, evangelicals are panicking without a chicken sandwich to hate gay people with, and Jim Bakker will put the ‘fault’ back in ‘fault line.’
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2019-12-05 05:51:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Be careful. Some of the roasts are still hot.
2019-11-27 05:24:09 +0000 UTC View PostHow much do I love you? I love you "drive 9 and a half hours then spend three hours editing this episode from a rundown Best Western in Shitsburg, Mississippi." And that's a lot of love.
Happy Thanksgiving!
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In this week’s episode, we raised so much money as atheists your dad is gonna crap all over himself, America's uncles make arguments that rest on the peer-review...
2019-11-27 05:20:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Now you can actually see the hate dripping off of Tom's V4C roasts.
2019-11-21 05:24:12 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, Ohio gives a whole new meaning to “all of the above”, Kanye West and Michael Bloomberg start competing for the moderate votes, and Tom and Cecil will be here in case we run out of expletives.
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2019-11-21 05:22:33 +0000 UTC View PostAlso here's the next episode of D&D Minus as a good old fashioned bribe ;)
2019-11-16 16:11:24 +0000 UTC View PostHello Patrons,
We're at the half way mark of this year's charity drive and we have received just over $50,000 in donations so far from 350 wonderful heathens.
Remember:
This year we have an anonymous donor matching everything up to the first $100k - so your money counts twice.
If we hit the goal, Noah and Lucinda have promised to stop smoking ciga...
2019-11-16 16:04:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Now you can read along with Tom's V4C rage...
2019-11-14 01:06:12 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, we’ll talk about TI measurement and we WONT mean calculators, the White House email server tries to invade Poland, and Tom and Cecil will be here to justify the second explicit tag we put on this episode.
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2019-11-14 01:05:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Obviously, there won't be a transcript of the interview...
2019-11-06 23:37:00 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, Pennsylvania has nothing better to do with its money, we let Matt Bevin know that we're currently hiring, and Dave Warnock will be here to remind us what actually matters.
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2019-11-06 23:36:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Read along with us and this totally counts as story time with the kiddos.
2019-10-31 01:16:40 +0000 UTC View PostAnd I know that specifically means 350 years; but there's no other term I can find for 350, and I don't know the Latin word for 'episode'.
In this week’s episode, we’ll use our powers for good like monster mamma taught us, I'M MATT GAETZ AND I'M PART OF THIS INTRO, and Eli will reluctantly agree that it doesn’t have to be the “Vulgarity for Charity”-tacular, since V...
2019-10-31 01:15:06 +0000 UTC View Post