The Scathing Atheist

Scathing Atheist 349 Script

Sing along at home. (Bouncing ball not included)

ScathingAtheist 349: John Wicca Edition

In this week’s episode, Trump supporting Christians promise they’ve glued their bar to the FLOOR, Coach Dave has a homophobic meltdown when thinking about baseball backfires, and the UK will reject the call to eat mor chicken.

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D&D Minus: Episode TWO

Our heros enter the lair of the black dragon thanks to your patronage. Enjoy!

Noah Needs more Fansworth Quotes

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Scathing Atheist 348

Now available for our deaf listeners.

ScathingAtheist 348: The Gorbellied Mumpsimus Edition

In this week’s episode, Noah is overwhelmed by a cornucopia of a$$holery, Heath starts picturing William Barr's prolapsed a$$hole as a cornucopia...and Mike Pompeo's as another one, and Eli starts thinking of ways we could make that happen.

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Scathing Atheist 347 Script

Come see the spelling you've heard so much about...

ScathingAtheist 347: Heavy Petting Edition

This week, patrons learn exactly what Noah threatened to do to the groomsmen the night before the wedding.

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In this week’s episode, the holy spirit will check his texts, the person in the jail cell next to Amber Guyger is redecorating like crazy, and we’ll learn how to not have sex.

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Scathing Atheist 346 Script

You can see Eli's baffling punctuation for yourself... but I don't know that I'd recommend it.

ScathingAtheist 346: Impeach Around Edition

In this week’s episode, the nation’s preeminent christians refuse to turn our president into a peach, Lindsay Graham explains that if you hear something, it doesn't count if you say something, and Hillary Morgan Fehrer will try to acronym again.

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Scathing Atheist 345 Script

This week, you get to see what kind of crazy shit Tom and Cecil see when they make the mistake of saying "yes" to us.

ScathingAtheist 345: Face Off Edition

Patrons get to hear all about what Andy Wilson and Noah were doing at 3 in the morning that was so hot the fire department showed up.

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In this week’s episode, Anna will drop the mic on Deuteronomy, Greta Thunberg comes SO CLOSE to exploding Donald Trump's face with her mind, and Heath gave a hilarious talk in Kentucky and you missed it.

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The Scathing Crew Plays DND: Part 1

hey patrons,

thanks to your generous donations during our May-treon pledge drive here's the first episode of our DND campaign.

What will the show be called? Who will end up with the Turkey drumstick? And are all Arrokora thieves? There's only one way to find out. Enjoy!

Episode 344 Script

And for you, dear patrons of $2 or more; a peek behind the curtain...

ScathingAtheist 344: Fish Taco Edition

Okay; so I'll admit that we didn't include much bonus material on this week's episode. But that's because we were super busy putting together over sixty minutes of bonus material to give you tomorrow.

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In this week’s episode, Chicago worshipers will Shale Mary, we'll talk about the classic riddle of the Christian, the chainsaw, and the penis crossing the rive...

Scathign Atheist 343 Script

Okay, sorry we had to take the pictures out of the Vulgarity for Charity segment. Didn't have permission to share all of them. But still, I'd like to think we paint a pretty good verbal picture.

Scathing Atheist 343: The Harder They Falwell Edition

10% more V4C? 15% more headlines? Not having to sit through the boring ass straight read that Ziprecruiter wanted? All that and more.

Shownotes:

In this week’s episode, we’ll finish Vulgarity for Charity just in time for Vulgarity for Charity, Kevin Sorbo forces the Academy to add an award for greatest motion picture of all time, and we learn that not everythin...

Scathing Atheist 342 Script

Because of the storm, we weren't able to complete the script this week, but most everything is there.

ScathingAtheist 342: "Where's My Fiddle?" Edition

Noah's recording from a little too close to the path of the hurricane for comfort, so the script and the shownotes are incomplete this week. But the bright side is that you get the episode early just in case Noah loses power.

 

In this week’s episode, a Tennessee principle will injure himself running at the wall between platforms 9 and 10, god traps the Pope inside an elevat...

Scathing Atheist 341 Script

Not sure why the preview is never caught up with the actual document, but no... this isn't the "Be" Edition.

ScathingAtheist 341: Bear it All Edition

Stay tuned to the end for an update on our upcoming Patreon-only D&D campaign!

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In this week’s episode, New Zealand will shoot yet another arrow through our heart, the MyPillow guy finally gets recognized for his contribution to the intellectual progress of humanity, and we’ll dip into a little more ursine wisdom.

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Episode 340 Script

So obviously there's no script for the interview, but I included my notes for anybody who wanted a peek behind the curtain on the process for those.

ScathingAtheist 340: One Nation, Indivisible Edition

In this week’s episode, the Supreme Court will decide if trans people exist, Steve King tries to give a hot take on the upside to rape and incest, and Hemant Mehta will tell us why god hates flags.

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Scathing Atheist 339 Script

ScathingAtheist 339: Saving Silverman Edition

In this week’s episode, Christian science turns out to be mostly subtraction, Christian God considers punishing Sarah Silverman with dentistry and genocide, and Don Ford will be here to fantasize adventurously.

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Scathing Atheist 338 Script

Feel free to follow along, but keep in mind that we had to delete the pictures we were using for the V4C segment, as we hadn't received permission from the donors to share them.

ScathingAtheist 338: Hard G Edition

Working hard (and a little fast) to make sure we can get this up before Patreon shuts down our access for routine maintenance. If not for that, you'd have gotten a bit more bonus stuff. So mostly it's just Patreon's fault.

Shownotes:

In this week’s episode, we’ll pull out some long overdue roasts, the kids from Covington Catholic sue the time di...

Scathing Atheist 337 Script

Don't tell the <$2 patrons though, or they'll get jealous.

ScathingAtheist 337: Oy Canada Edition

In this week’s episode, Canada will oppress its dozens of jews by holding its election on a day that ends in Y, a bishop teaches us to create a gay fetus with this one simple trick, and America will be less stupid than ever, which is still really stupid.

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The Numbers Song by Anna Bosnick - Patrons only

Enjoy the Numbers song posted for Patrons only!