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YuriAma 37 - Himezaki-san & A Special Day

“A-Amane─... I'm a mess today...”

“It’s that one special day, isn’t it, Himezaki-san. You look like you're about to die.”

“I overslept in the morning and was late, I dropped my smartphone and broke it, I ran inside the school, crashed into the teacher and got blown off the wall, I got picked even though I haven't done my homework, and only my test tube exploded in th...

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YuriAma 36 - Himezaki-san & Somersault

“Amane─! Look! Look! Soryaa!”

“That's a brilliant somersault, Himezaki-san. But it's not something you should be doing in a miniskirt.”

“No─! Where are you looking, Amane─!”

“Wasn’t it Himezaki-san who told me to look?”

“Not that one! The somersault!”

“Either way, I already saw it. It's a force majeure.”

“Then I'll change int...

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YuriAma 35 - Himezaki-san & Fish Dishes

“Amane─! These fish, they’re delicious─!”

“Heeh, they certainly look delicious. So what’s with those, Himezaki-san?”

“Un! They washed up ashore on the beach, so I picked them up! Things like this happen sometimes, so I eat it a lot! This fish!”

“Eh? You picked them up after they washed up ashore on the beach? Are they hygienic? They look raw though.” View Post

YuriAma 34 - Himezaki-san & Ferris Wheel

“Ooh─, the night view from this high up is especially beautiful, isn't it, Amane─.”

“Yes, truly. It’s nice, isn’t it, the Ferris wheel. The fact that we can relax is also nice.”

“Ooh─, that's the roller coaster we rode on during the day─. This one is definitely higher─.”

“Being able to finally look down at the place we've been walking towards is dee...

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YuriAma 33 - Himezaki-san & Haunted House

“Amane! Let's skip the haunted house!”

“Why? When you think of haunted houses, aren't they one of the two major amusement park attractions along with roller coasters, Himezaki-san?”

“It's scary! Ghosts are! You got a problem with that?”

“All the ghosts that appear there are people with special makeup or fakes! There's no need to be scared, Himezaki-san!”

...

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YuriAma 32 - Himezaki-san & Thrill Rides

“Wow─, that was fun─! The roller coaster! Next, let's ride that one, Amane!”

“...Are you still going to ride another one, Himezaki-san... I'm already feeling dizzy...”

“Yeah─! When you think of an amusement park, you think of roller coasters! There are a lot of them here, so it's a loss if we don't ride them!”

“No, well, I'm not really good with thrill ride...

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YuriAma 31 - Himezaki-san & Cycling

“Geez, early morning cycling feels so good, Amane!”

“...Himezaki-san, you're going too fast... let's take a break... or rather, how far are we going?”

“The heck, are you exhausted already, Amane? It's Sunday, you know! Let's be energetic and go!”

“I never expected to be woken up so early and pedaling my bicycle so much on a Sunday.”

“Geez, it can't be h...

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YuriAma 30 - Himezaki-san & Magic Lamp

“Amane─! I picked up an old lamp─!”

“Heeh, if you rub it, wouldn't a genie that grants wishes come out, Himezaki-san?.”

“All right! Let's rub it!”

“...”

“...”

“Nothing comes out?”

“So it seems.”

“Then, Amane, who said such an irresponsible thing, make my wish come true!”

“What's with that logic?”

“Do...

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YuriAma 29 - Himezaki-san & Friends

“Amane─! Yesterday, when I was walking on the beach, I met Hiroko-chan, a girl I was good friends with in elementary school, for the first time in a while!”

“An old friend, is it? That's nice, Himezaki-san.”

“Um, she’s become so pretty and respectable that she can gather a group on her own! Even though at first, she was being bullied by everyone around her and I saved ...

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YuriAma 28 - Himezaki-San & the Turn of the Seasons

“Amane─, there sure were a lot of people absent from school today─.”

“It's the turn of the seasons after all, Himezaki-san. It's probably easier to catch a cold.”

“Why is it easier to catch a cold at the turn of the seasons─?”

“It's probably because the air temperature suddenly drops when they are still lightly dressed. It’s unrelated to Himezaki-san, so ...

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YuriAma 27 - Himezaki-san & Chestnut Picking

“Amane─! There are so many chestnuts─!”

“This seems like a good out-of-the-way place, Himezaki-san. Please be careful of the thorns.”

“Ooh─! Iyahho─! I like chestnuts! I'll pick them all up─!”

“Picking everything is impossible, Himezaki-san. But the basket we’re carrying seems to be filling up quickly.”

“Ha ha ha! Amane sure is inefficient...

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YuriAma 26 - Himezaki-san & Bell Pepper

“Amane─, what kind of effects do bell peppers have─?”

“It's rare for you to ask about the essence of ingredients, Himezaki-san. Bell peppers have the effect of improving high blood pressure, relieving fatigue, preventing arteriosclerosis, beautifying the skin, and also preventing colds... oops, that one is unnecessary for you, right? Well, in order to show those various effects,...

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YuriAma 25 - Himezaki-san & Cake

“Amane! Isn't that a cake!”

“I bought it because it was cheap. Let's eat it together, Himezaki-san.”

“Un! Let’s eat!”

“...Yup, it's simple and delicious isn’t it, Himezaki-san.”

“Un, un! So delicious, this cake is! I'm so happy!"

“Fresh cream, sponge cake, and slightly sweet and sour strawberries, no wonder they've become a major product.”...

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YuriAma 24 - Himezaki-san & Stir-Fried Vegetables

“Amane, can you also cook?”

“For cooking, if it’s just stir-frying vegetables, anyone can do it.”

“Well, you see─, I'm just a tiny bit bad at cooking! I respect you─!”

“No no, it's really simple, you know. All you have to do is put in some oil, add vegetables and heat them over the fire, and season them randomly.”

“Mu─, that alone is amazing to ...

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YuriAma 23 - Himezaki-san & Reincarnation in Another World

“Amane─! I also want to be reincarnated in another world!”

“Are you going to leave this world behind and depart this life, Himezaki-san?”

“I don't want that, but isn’t it okay! I just wanted to say it!”

“Very well. So, what do you want to do after you get reincarnated?”

“Un! I want to get a cheat from God and be peerless!”

“Aren’t you al...

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YuriAma 22 - Himezaki-san & Molester

“A-Amane─... I met a molester today...”

“Eh!? Is it true? Himezaki-san!”

“It's true, he was disgusting...”

“What kind of person is this person? Himezaki-san!”

“He was a bald old man. I don't want to ride the bus anymore...”

“So what exactly happened, Himezaki-san?!”

“First, I gave him a backfist followed by an elbow drop, and when ...

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YuriAma 21 - Himezaki-san & Flexibility Exercises

“So─re! One! Two! One! Two! Amane's body sure is stiff!”

“Guh... Himezaki-san, that's not the kind of movement you’re supposed to do when you're doing flexibility exercises ...”

“Eh─, is that so?”

“Does Himezaki-san always do it like that?”

“I don't need that. Look.”

“That’s so flexible. Are you a cat or something? Himezaki-san.”

...

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YuriAma 20 - Himezaki-san & Typhoon

“Amane─... my clothes are soaked from the rain and wind...”

“Here a towel, Himezaki-san. There’s a typhoon today after all, so please don't catch a cold.”

“Geez─, I wish it’s just the wind! There's a thing called a nice woman who is dripping with water though!”

* (T/N: 水も滴る - to be splendidly handsome. Literally: dripping with water.)

“Stron...

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YuriAma 19 - Himezaki-san & Lightning

“Ooh─! Amane─! That lightning just now was so big!”

“You look happy, Himezaki-san.”

“Isn’t lightning kind of cool?”

“It’s certainly mystical.”

“I know right─! There was a flash of light, and then a line of light ran across the sky and then it went *crackle crackle* *ka-boom*!”

“That's a bit surprising. Since you're afraid of dark pla...

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YuriAma 18 - Himezaki-san & Limestone Cave

“A-Amane─...”

“What is it, Himezaki-san?”

“It's a little dark and narrow here, it's scary─...”

“It's a limestone cave after all. Please be careful where you step.”

“Amane─...”

“What is it, Himezaki-san?”

“I'm, grabbing your arm─...”

“Like I said, it’s hitting.”

“Isn’t it fine? It's dark here anyway......

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YuriAma 17 - Himezaki-san & Table Tennis

“Ooh─, the hot spring was the best, wasn’t it─! Amane─!”

“The hot spring here seems to be particularly famous after all. It was just as pleasant as the rumors said.”

“Oh! They have a table tennis table here─! Let's play it Amane─!”

“That’s fine but, you're insanely strong anyway, aren't you? Himezaki-san.”

“Come on, I'll go easy on you─!...

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YuriAma 16 - Himezaki-san & Hot Spring

“It's the hot spring! Hyahhoi! Amane─! I'm going to be healed today─!”

“But this big event, is it going to be okay?”

“Nn? What is?”

“This story, it has to be finished in one chapter, and the character limit is 299 characters, you know.”

“What if you go over that?”

“I don’t know.”

“Carry it over to the next one?”

“Mayb...

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YuriAma 15 - Himezaki-san & Coffee

“Amane, can you drink coffee black?”

“It's not that I can't drink it, but it certainly isn’t my preference.”

“Hee─h, so you can drink it─. That's amazing─, you're so mature─.”

“So you can’t drink it at all, Himezaki-san? Even now, you put in a lot of sugar and milk.”

“It’s impossible for me─. I tried to force myself to drink it, but as e...

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YuriAma 14 - Himezaki-san & Field of Flowers

“Ooh─! Amane─! It's so beautiful here─!”

“Even though it's autumn, all kinds of flowers are blooming aren’t they, Himezaki-san. It's very soothing.”

“Come to think of it, I was really good at making pressed flowers when I was in elementary school─”

“Hee─h, what kind did you make?”

“I ground up an entire sunflower and created the biggest one ...

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YuriAma 13 - Himezaki-san & Playing Catch

“Amane─, here I go─! So─re!”

“...!”

“Oh─! Nice catch Amane!”

“Himezaki-san, that’s too much power.”

“Hei! It’s Amane’s turn to throw next! Come at me!”

“Then, here I go. …Ah! It slipped.”

“Ha! Yo! Nice fine play, me!”

“Nice catch, Himezaki-san.”

“So─re! ...Okay okay, you caught it again! Next, th...

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YuriAma 12 - Himezaki-san & Test Results

“Amane─! I barely cleared the red mark! I avoided the supplementary classes─!”

“That’s good to hear. Himezaki-san’s attention immediately turns to manga and TV as soon as she starts studying, so it was worth all the effort I put into turning it to your studies.”

“Umu umu! Well done, Hero Amane!”

“I feel like I'm being praised by the Demon Lord I defeated....

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YuriAma 11 - Himezaki-san & Studying

“Amane─! Help me with studying!”

“...My grades are about average, you know, Himezaki-san.”

“Isn’t it fine! I'm almost at the bottom of my grade─! If I have to take supplementary classes, I'll be wasting my holidays─!”

“All the more so, I think it’s better to ask someone who is good at teaching.”

“I want Amane to teach me─! Look! Isn't this [...

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YuriAma 10 - Himezaki-san & Pet

“Amane─! The flying squirrel that we keep at our house has given birth to seven babies─!”

“Flying squirrel.”

“Eh he he, I got photos here─! Look─!”

“...Ooh, they’re cute.”

“Aren’t they! Aren’t they!”

“Do they have names?”

“Of course! I’m the one who named them all!”

“Hee─h, what did you name them? Himezaki...

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YuriAma 9 - Himezaki-san & Surname

“Amane─, as I thought, I want you to call me by my name.”

“Again? Isn't it already nice? Isn't it cute that I call you [Himezaki-san]?”

“However, not only my mother but my father is also [Himezaki], you know?”

“Mu.”

“Not only my grandmother but my grandfather is also [Himezaki], you know?”

“Mumu-”

“Not only my big sister but my two...

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YuriAma 8 - Himezaki-san & Name

“Amane─, why won't you call me by my name─?”

“Himezaki-san is Himezaki-san aftar all.”

“I have a cute, cute name called Yurika you know─.”

“I do realize that.”

“Mu─, then I'll just call Amane by your last name─!”

“Go ahead.”

“Mu...”

“...”

“Kataribe─! I’m taking your juice─!”

“Go ahead.”...

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