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Book 3: Chapter 16

Wren’s shoulders sagged as Graem left the room but Orrin wasn’t surprised when she turned back to them with a smile on her face. “Ignore him. You are all going to accomplish amazing things this year. Let’s go over some basics for those of you who are new. Some of those I recognize from last term would do well to listen as well.”

As she started giving an actual orientation speech...

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Book 3: Chapter 15

Orrin begged off as tired, getting Wren to show him to the dorms. She’d waived off his attempt to pay for the Mana Signatures class, scribbling the exemption next to his name in the registrar’s book. Someone would come looking for the extra money, she assured him.

With the prices people paid for this school, Orrin was pleasantly surprised to find room and board was included with the p...

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Little Treat

My amazing friend wrote a song about I’m Not the Hero.

I laughed so hard listening to this and hope you guys enjoy it too.

Give me a follow on Instagram and TikTok. I think I’m supposed to do social media now as an author or some nonsense.

Tiktok: @sourpatchhero


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Book 3: Chapter 14

Wren turned the pages of the registrar’s book, tilting her head to read upside down a little easier. “You should start your search at the beginning of this semester. We have about a hundred students this semester, so take your time. Do you have any questions for me? I have a few things to handle before the morning orientation.”

Orrin let his eyes take in the writing below. Some of t...

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Book 3: Chapter 13

“Start by explaining how I’m not drunk or hungover,” Graem demanded, sitting forward in his chair. He leaned on his staff to keep himself from toppling over. “I remember drinking quite a lot.”

Orrin had been trying to figure out where to start his story and was glad for the easy out. “I have a spell that changes toxins in the body. I just reduced the alcohol to nothing.”

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Book 3: Chapter 12

“Amateur children… never traveled beyond their own… all over my shoes…”

Orrin ignored Chaminda’s grumbling. He wiped his mouth with the back of his sleeve as his mind reeled. The rain was a light drizzle in Mistlight, nothing compared to the torrential downpour they’d just left.

I should have recognized the light. That was Madi. I bet Daniel was right behind her bu...

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Book 3: Chapter 11

One of the staff passed a bag through the door. Anabella took it and crossed the room, handing the small satchel to Orrin.

“I’ve had two sets of clothing put inside, along with a small amount of gold. You’ll need to buy supplies for school, clothes, and a weapon for Battle Class. I’d suggest a sword or a spear. They are the most common and will help you not stand out,” Anabella ...

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Book 3: Chapter 10

Orrin studied the small black book in his hand.

Twin Book of Sending. Relic.

Other than her insistence that he clear the book after using it, Anabella hadn’t hinted that the item was a Relic. Madi had once pushed him to take the Create Relic skill from his Administrator power list. The rare and permanent magic items cost enough that even her father, one of the lea...

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Book 3: Chapter 09

Anabella sighed as she put the Kala board away. “I will miss our games. You’ve been a good opponent.”

Orrin muttered under his breath.

The older woman smiled as she sat down across from him again. “Don’t be angry. Give it a few years and you’ll win a game or two.”

The two of them sat in the same room they always did. The door to the terrace was open despite the p...

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Book 3: Chapter 08

Orrin sat across from Anabella as she placed stacks of paper in three different piles.

“These are the chancellors’ children at my school. You’ll need to—”

“Why do you keep calling it your school?” Orrin interrupted. He’d barely slept, trying to figure a way out of this crazy plan. “Also, I’ve thought of a hundred ways this can go wrong. Nobody is going to be frie...

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Book 3: Chapter 07

Author Note: Bless you all for being patient. Get your flu shot. That was the worst thing I've ever had.

Fun Fact: INTH Book One reached the top 300 books on Audible. Which is insane. Still waiting for Ashton Kutcher to jump out and yell "Punk'd" (Did I just date myself?) Here's your story.


Chapter 07:

Orrin smirked as he described the change of his mana while casti...

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New chapter Saturday

Regular posting to resume Saturday. Get your flu shots kids, it’s a rough one this year.

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More health

I’m generally a healthy person but I seem to have gotten a flu or something that has 100% knocked me off my feet all week. My 101 fever broke this morning but I’m still weak and focusing on getting better.

If anyone wants a refund just message me. I’ll do my best to catch up the amount of chapters promised over the next few weeks.

I apologize for this guys. I know you all wan...

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Health update

I don’t know if it’s the flu or a really long anxiety attack but I’ve been feeling worse all day. I’ll do my best to get you all two new chapters by Saturday. Sorry for all the delays, winter time for child care is really just an excuse to create new diseases.

Sourpatchhero slumps into bed and hopefully doesn’t die.

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Book 3: Chapter 06

Orrin sighed in defeat and fell back on the bed. The last few hours had been terrible. Anabella hadn’t needed him to give her his stats. She already knew them. She had the upgraded [Identify] that he did. Of course, she hadn’t told him that until after he’d been humiliated.

Orrin groaned again and rubbed his eyes in frustration, remembering their conversations.

“Don’t lie ...

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Book 3: Chapter 05

A/N: I'll be releasing two a week on Patreon for a bit but cutting back on RoyalRoad releases. I might add another tier eventually, if I can get enough of a backlog. 

Don't forget to go get a copy of INTH Book One!


To the Story:


Anabella hadn’t spoken again for ten minutes, just staring off into the distance. After dropping such important informati...

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Book 3: Chapter 04

“My name is Anabella Sanerris. My son is Arvin Sanerris, the Lord of Mistlight and ruler of Odrana. You’ve been sent here to be tortured. You may have some information crucial to defeating the [Hero] and saving our world from total annihilation from the demon armies that will soon invade our lands,” she paused dramatically and smiled. “Do you know how to play Kala?”

Lady Sanerri...

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Shakes Fist at COVID

I'm sick. Peaceful holidays at home with just my family and I've been brought low. I took a bunch of medicine so I could write this. No mid-week chapter this week. Sorry to you all. I'll make it up to you I promise.

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Book 3: Chapter 03

Orrin hit the cell bars in frustration.

Sanerris had him escorted back after dropping that little bomb on him. He’d straightened his shirt sleeves and talked more at Orrin but the words had fallen on deaf ears. Orrin had been thrown back into his prison and nobody had returned for two days.

That was two days of no food or water… or so his captors would think. Orrin had enough fo...

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Book 3: Chapter 02

Cold water splashed down on Orrin, waking him from his sleep. He’d been exhausted from the multiday run to rescue Brandt and drifted off while going over his options.

“Get up,” the voice belonging to a new guard ordered. He dropped the bucket he carried and let it roll away. Orrin caught a glimpse of the clothes that had been stripped off him the day before. His small pile of posses...

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Saturday releases in December

Given the launch of the book and having two kids running around underfoot for the next few weeks, I’ll be only releasing on Saturdays for December.

If anyone wants a refund, let me know. Sorry for the late notice.

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Audible/Kindle Release

It’s finally here!


I'm Not the Hero: An Isekai LitRPG https://a.co/d/bqQETeQ

The audiobook is glorious. If you havn’t given the sample a listen, go try it out!

As my loyal patrons, I’d ask you guys to all leave a nice little review on any version you can. It really helps boosts the views. More view...

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Book 3: Chapter 01

Orrin’s body hit the cobblestone floor of the cell. He was one door down from the small room Brandt had occupied hours earlier, the broken barred door still on the ground outside. He rolled until he hit the far wall hard. Without [Mind Bastion], he should have passed out from the pain long ago.

Caught and imprisoned.

When Madi had approached them with the information that...

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Book One on Amazon and Audible

https://a.co/d/958jeAB

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Book 2: Chapter 76

After running down the dimly lit cavern tunnel for a few minutes, the group came across the first split in the path.

“Orrin, please tell me [Map] is working,” Daniel bounced from side to side trying to see into the gloomy darkness of either way.

Orrin mentally crossed his fingers as he brought the skill up. He let out a sigh. “It’s a freaking maze. Give me a second to figure...

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Book 2: Chapter 75

Author Note: If you want a physical copy of Book One... 

Get it now! https://a.co/d/bQblYu4

The audiobook and Kindle version go live on 12/19/23. 

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Chapter 75:

Daniel stepped in front o...

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Book 2: Chapter 74

The plan was simple. Daniel was going to create a distraction a few blocks away. Something flashy and big but not traceable to him. Madi would help him cover his tracks and make their way back to Orrin. He would be waiting by the gate to Sanerris’s home for them. They would use [Map] and [Camouflage] to sneak inside and find Brandt. Orrin had tried to find Brandt using [Map] but something blo...

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Announcement Time

Hey my patrons!

It's about that time. The release date for book one of INTH is 12/19/23 but I've got some good news.

Next week, Podium has decided to early release the print on demand (POD) version of Book One on Amazon. That means you can get your hands on the polished up and clean version of all the grand adventures of Orrin and Daniel TWO WEEKS before anyone else.

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Book 2: Chapter 73

Author Note: If you want a physical copy of Book One...

Get it now! https://a.co/d/bQblYu4

The audiobook and Kindle version go live on 12/19/23

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“We’re leaving, now,” Daniel said, throwing the few camp su...

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Book 2: Chapter 72

The good news was that [Purify] worked and had cleared Madi’s dizzy and fatigued statuses when it hit her 20 minutes after they started running. Orrin had purposefully not reapplied [Increase Dexterity] or [Increase Strength] to her and let the side effects hit while they were still close to the horses. A quick misstep from Madi and Orrin’s [Identify] had shown what he knew to be true. Dani...

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