Hey pal, Magikarp Merchant here...nothing fishy, I promise! As a complementary bonus to your Magikarp purchase, please enjoy this EARLY ACCESS to the Magikarp meta video before it goes public.
Thanks as always for your support, and be sure to XP Share the word about these incredible deals!!
2025-05-30 13:27:05 +0000 UTC View PostHello! For the upcoming BW2 Pray2Win run I plan to have ALL pokemon Gens 1-5 eligible for hire, which includes the starters. Only ENFRANCHISED Patreons have the right to vote for which generation will be open to public votes and funds. Unova is not a DEMOCRACY, it's a DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC!!! Not sure if I used those terms correctly...
The gen 5 starters are tied to events in the game so I ...
2025-05-30 00:04:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you a casual or an elitist?! No point in even asking, no casual could ever evolve into a Patreon! Here is the PREMIUM version of the Casual Vs Elitist powerpoint; there actually ended up being a lot more to edit in than I thought. The PREMIUM experience also contains the special Elitist Superboss chapter battle, including the lead-up story trailers.
The public version will likely go ...
2025-05-18 13:23:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Experience the thrilling Gerik vs Grado cinematic universe in this complete collector's edition platinum deluxe box set!! These trailers will be sprinkled throughout the upcoming FE8 PREMIUM tier list, but Patreons can skip the line and see them all now, how convenient! Thank you for supporting Lights, Camera, Axes! studios and the Magvell Cinematic Universe! As always feel free to share the un...
2025-04-30 16:30:29 +0000 UTC View Post
It gets pretty lonely here in Pokemon Prison...thanks for visiting, you got any pokedollars to spare for the comissary?
This is a PREVIEW version of the full Pokemon Prison video, so although the first half (including the SV review portion) is completely finished, the second half is....not. Well, ImportedCheese videos have NEVER been about the editing, so what are you complaining about?! ...
2025-03-08 21:58:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Gen 3 Starters when?! NOW! I can't believe it either...thanks for waiting, and thanks for the support and patience. Hopefully it will have been worth the wait! This is the Patreon exclusive, ad-free version of Gen 3 Starters available two days ahead of the public release! Please enjoying!
Feel free to share it with friends and family, but please refrain from posting the unlisted link any...
2024-09-27 20:18:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Magma, Aqua, and...Birch? Three types locked in an ENDLESS cycle of senseless war...what will Treecko sacrifice to earn a new future for her homeland? Find out in this PATREON exclusive preview! This will probably never be released as a standalone video - once Gen 3 starters is finished (eventually guys!!!) you'll see how it's all connected!
2024-08-21 17:29:36 +0000 UTC View Post
How accurate is Stone Edge ACTUALLY?! Let's find out in this DEFINITELY NOT ONE YEAR LATE video! This is the unlisted, Patreon Exclusive preview version! There will probably be a few minor changes in the final public version, but expect this one to be 95% complete. Please enjoying, but don't be too zealous with sharing the link around, it's still top secret for a few days!
2024-07-13 16:22:14 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a mighty Patreon exclusive preview and audiobook experience!! The live action segment at the start and the very first rental review is complete (aside from the note about Amelia...) but the remainder of the scripted voiceover will probably take me a few more days to assemble with proper visuals. For now I have to focus on preparing for the Sacred Stones finale and a film shoot in two da...
2024-04-12 03:18:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Patreon exclusive content?! Sorta! Here is a PREMIUM AUDIO EXPERIENCE based on an insane comment chain on the HGSS tier list. How viable is paraflinch dunsparce?! Have you done the damage calcs?!?!
Even if this video is eventually released to the filthy penniless peasants, it won't be for a few weeks, so Patreon privilege is real! Thank you for your support!
2024-01-18 12:04:40 +0000 UTC View PostHello! I've been C H U G G I N G away at the XD PREMIUM tier list since I finished the PSEUDO premium of the playthrough. I have all the clips cut together, so I think you can expect the finished video...this...weekend....ish?
In the meantime, the trailer is really elaborate (and can't even fit on YouTube since it's over 3 minutes) so please enjoy this sneak peak at BOOSTER's heroic...
2024-01-09 05:58:30 +0000 UTC View PostThough the Glitch King has twisted and torturted countless souls, perhaps it's all just a very convincing act! Behold the TRUE face of the Glitch King in these short behind-the-scenes snippets and outtakes. No need to fear, you won't be able to hear the corruping whispers of the Leaven Sword with this awful audio! Once this world has been brought to heel, Miraidon will be the first to suffer......
2023-12-25 14:09:56 +0000 UTC View PostEXCLUSIVE video log from a field trip to the Tokyo Game Show! I expected there to be a lot more to showcase but wow...the Tokyo Game Show was really, really lame. At least I encountered* a LEGENDARY titan of the games industry!!
*Was nearby
2023-12-25 14:03:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Thanks to the hard work of dedicated, unpaid Lab Men, here is a fully edited, PREMIUM glitch video available slightly early to mighty Patreons!
This is an unlisted video (does not show up on channel pages or search) so please don't share the link around...it's for Patreon eyes only!
The public version should be out in a day or two, for now I must focus on the upcoming Kitaka...
2023-09-24 08:12:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, this is (so far) the only video that may be a patreon exclusive...forever! This is the follow-up to the HOT GIRLS IN YOU CITY Japanese speed dating stream we did a while back. I may never fully edit the video and release it to the public, as I don't want to attract a uh...certain crowd. I actually would like your feedback on this, if you don't feel like it crosses any lines, then I...
2023-09-06 16:06:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, please enjoying this Patreon exclusive preview draft!! I've had this recorded for a while, but it's nowhere near done. You should be able to see the full version early as well, but here's a REALLY early REALLY rough version of what will eventually be the Slowbro Science video on Stone Edge Accuracy. It's pretty much only the lines stitched together, but you can compare it to the final fi...
2023-09-06 13:46:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you for your patience, the next video is now available for mighty PATREON eyes!! Not only do you get this video early, it's actually blatantly BETTER than the public version, wow! Pretty scummy, who did I learn paywalling from...?
The public versions (plural!!) will go up in a few days - please refrain from posting this video anywhere public, it's for Patreons only!
2023-06-29 03:52:11 +0000 UTC View PostLow on HP after finishing the only A edit, so we'll probably do a new Karen Challenge episode this weekend of the 29th / 30th - I already ran a poll for the P E A S A N T S, but you guys can all submit one, too!
The Karen Challenge is a running series where I try to win on Pokemon Showdown ladders with teams submitted by you guys!
The rules of the challenge are:
-I have to win...
2023-04-21 06:19:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you for your support and patience - the Pokemon Scarlet Only A video is finally ready! Mighty Patreons can watch it right now, which is about a day before it premiers officially. I hope you enjoy!
(This is a S E C R E T unlisted video, please don't share it with the general public!)
2023-04-20 18:30:19 +0000 UTC View PostThanks to the power of Pay2Win, Charizard was able to experience the good ending!!!
Gonna be honest, this was supposed to be in the PREMIUM but I forgot to both make this segment and add it to the end and the video is already set to go live and I'm really tired...so now it's uh...EXCLUSIVE Patreon content, wow!!!
A special message from Pallett Town to all Patreons! Your support makes it possible to prepare for more elaborate streams / jokes like the April Fools red cosplaythrough. Thank you once again for everything!
...You'll be able to see the SV Only A video a bit early once it's done, but uh...I need to finish it. It's after the Gen 4 Moves PREMIUM which should be done in a day or two. Please ...
2023-04-02 12:16:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Struggling with the postgame superboss fight?
Don't worry, I made a guide just for you! She's tough, but if you follow my strategies you'll be the new Top Champ in no time!
There are a few placeholder assets in place, but here's an alpha build that has 99% of the content. Be thankful I didn't charge you $60!!
The full version for the peasants will premiere as soon as it's done...
2022-12-21 08:56:17 +0000 UTC View PostKaren is not a ghost type, she's still alive! We'll probably do a new Karen Challenge episode this weekend - I already have a poll running for the team from the P E A S A N T S, but you guys can all submit one, too!
The Karen Challenge is a running series where I try to win on Pokemon Showdown ladders with teams submitted by you guys!
The rules of the challenge are:
-I have to...
2022-11-07 07:08:56 +0000 UTC View Post
My channel is dying, which means it's time to hopefully revive it with Green Glitches!
Thank you, as always, for your support! And special thanks this time to Tikaa, Lord Remiem, ConfusedGenesis, and PK Smokey who lent their voices to this episode!
The video will officially premiere this weekend, and I hope to see you at THE LIVE, but here is the full video in the meantime!
I bet you thought Green Glitches was dead! It'll be coming back whenever my channel is dying, like right now! Very dramatic.
I already have the footage captured and script written, so it should be coming out the weekend of October 8th (a day or two earlier for mighty patreons, probably).
There is one segment where I want the audience to "say it with me......xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" and w...
2022-09-30 06:29:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Another day and a half early of V A L U E available only to Patreons!!
Thank you, as always, for your support!
The video will officially premiere this weekend, and I hope to see you at THE LIVE, but here is the full video in the meantime!
The video is unlisted, so please don't share it around! Hush hush!
A video a day and a half early?! The value!!
DaiPa Only A will officialy premier this weekend, but MIGHTY Patreons can watch it...right now!
The audio balancing might be different in the official version, but it should be 99% the same.
The video itself is unlisted on YouTube, so anyone with the link can view it, but I ask that you please don't share the link in any public pl...
2022-08-18 16:52:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Yet another slightly early video! The value!!
Gen 2 Starter Analysis will officialy premier this weekend, but MIGHTY Patreons can watch it...right now!
The audio balancing might be different in the official version, but it should be 99% the same.
The video itself is unlisted on YouTube, so anyone with the link can view it, but I ask that you please don't share the link in an...
2022-06-16 17:41:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello everyone! I've just completed the first draft of the Gen 2 Starter Analysis script and it's on track to be released the weekend of June 17th.
Now is your chance to submit silly lines for me to read out at the end of the video! I'll read most things as long as they're not uh...offensive.
There's no limit on the length of the lines, but most viewers do click off before ...
An slight Patreon perk?! The value!!
Green Glitches 9 will officialy premier this weekend, but MIGHTY Patreons can watch it...right now!
The audio balancing might be different in the official version, but it should be 99% the same.
The video itself is unlisted on YouTube, so anyone with the link can view it, but I ask that you please don't share the link in any public places...
2022-04-14 14:32:07 +0000 UTC View Post