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SNEAK PEAK: OUAT INTRO

Hi!!! I wasn't going to post any parts of the Once Upon a Time video yet because there is currently very little of it, but we just hit 100 patrons?? So I wanted to give you just the first couple of minutes. Nothing too exciting yet, you'll be getting some costume previews and more clips as time goes, but this is going to be Such a Beast. 

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Hermes: Week of August 28

PLEASE eat lunch with him!!


(forgot to get this one scheduled ahead of time, it's an evening Hermes this week)

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Clip from Unreleased Video

Listen. I made a whole video. I didn't like the video. But I had to share this part of the video with you because you can watch my impulse control SPRINTING to try and catch up with me, and it still fails. 

Context: the video was about a streaming service that exclusively peddles in conspiracy, so that's why I'm talking about magic spells. 

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Hermes: Week of August 21

I set down my fancy jacket for a recording that I can't tell you about yet, and Hermes immediately claimed it as his own. I'd gladly lend it to him, but I don't think it would fit.

(tiny update: expect to see updates on my once upon a time video starting soon, and also a clip from the video i chose not to finish coming to you this week!)

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Hermes: Week of August 14

Throwback to a picture I took of Hermes after spending 48 hours with my bestie/twinsie Grace (this is how she takes all of her selfies). 

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THE WILDEST MUSICAL YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF: EARLY ACCESS

Welcome to the first 15 minutes of what will be a 45 minute long video talking about a 90 minute steampunk indie musical that I have loved since I was 15 years old. Please let me know what you think of it so far!! I'm very excited to be editing again, even though this project is a lot less intense than my last release. 

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August Video - Which TMA Fear Entity are YOU??

The Magnus Archives made up 95% of my brain for a very long time, PLEASE let me talk at you about how they categorize all of human fear and how you can use that system like a Buzzfeed quiz.

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Hermes: Week of July 31

Happy almost August! You know how cats love to lay in patches of sunlight? So does Hermes, but sometimes he misses and just ends up next to them instead. 

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Hermes?: Week of July 24

I visited my parents this weekend to find out that Hermes is officially an uncle! So here are his nephews/nieces and his sister-in-law, Creamsicle. 

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Hermes: Week of July 17

Shhhhhh he is hiding!!!

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Hermes: Week of July 10

Little man is recovering well from mouth surgery! They only stole 8 of his teeth and he did a great job. 

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Monthly Chat Video - Monster Manual Showdown

1979 was a very weird time to be a monster. 

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Hermes: Week of July 3rd

It is my birthday, and for my birthday I want everyone to wish my son good luck on his teeth-removal surgery this week!! They're gonna take a lot of his chompers!!

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Hermes: Week of June 26

He sat like this and watched me for almost an hour's worth of a DnD session. I tried to invite him up multiple times? 

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Week of June 19th: Hermes

His giant nose and disregard for his own anatomy has bewitched me, body and soul. 

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Update!

Hello!

First, I wanted to say thank you for the support for Shrek! That video is doing insanely well by my channel's standards and I am so proud of it.

What to expect in the near future:

1. A much shorter video, hopefully by the end of June, about the streaming service Gaia as I desperately search for a professional who will teach me real magic through streamed content. (spo...

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Week of June 12th: Hermes

I hope you enter this week with the same adventurous spirit that Hermes has when he risks his life walking on the wrong side of the railing! Please be ready to catch him. 

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Monthly Chat Video - Roadtrip Attractions

What is the dumbest place you want to roadtrip to and WHY is it just a big statue of a man in the middle of nowhere?

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Week of June 5th: Hermes

Happy pride month! The boy is back on the mantle, looking stranger than ever. 

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I WATCHED 44 HOURS OF SHREK: EARLY ACCESS

Yes, that is my intended title for the video.

HERE IT IS!!!  

YouTube is being a cruel mistress, and I will spend my weekend going back into a couple of the segments, particularly the segments for Shrek 2 and 3, and remove most of the movie footage used, because it is really rubbing YouTube the wrong way.   

SO! Video for you!! Please watch, comment, and enjoy, ...

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5 hours. 36 Minutes.

That is how much Shrek is going to be delivered to your doorstep tomorrow. 

I have given the video to my favorite audio wizard, Jared (of Unprepared Casters editing fame), to make it sound nice and smooth. Then I must randomly distort a couple of scenes that Youtube decided it did not approve of (even though when I ran the segments through individually everything came up gravy), and ...

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Sneak Peak: 1/3 of the Puss in Boots TV Show

It's happening. The Shrek video will be hitting your eyes and ears THIS week. I am finishing the Adventures of Puss in Boots segment and I am desperate to know if this is even a little bit understandable. This is just the bit about the first two seasons (of SIX). 

Please accept this final preview and tell me if watching it hurt you or left you overly confused about the cat show. ...

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Week of May 29: Hermes

He is most comfortable in confined spaces, which means I have resigned myself to a life without this drawer being functional. 

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Week of May 22: Hermes

We are officially moved into our new place, and Hermes believes he belongs on the mantle. He is correct, I'm sure. 

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SHREK: THE FIRST 72 MINUTES

Here is the first 1 hour and 12 minutes of a video that is shaping up to be an absolute monster. There is another 2 hours and 18 minutes already edited, and probably another 2-3 hours still to be put together. I hope you enjoy this preview, I am still hoping to all I have to get the completed project in front of you by June. 

I can't wait to keep making new things and letting you all...

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