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May Video: The Cats Build DnD Characters

My beautiful boys are both equally invested in building complete and balanced characters for Dungeons and Dragons.

Also: Pippin chooses bucket list vacation destinations for everyone in the True Believer tier (he picks a postcard for you)

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Cats!: Week of May 19

Hello! Pippin went to the vet for the first time and was the most popular boy in the world, and Hermes continues to be a silly man who is slowly learning how to have a little brother.

Hope you're all having a wonderful May!

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EARLY ACCESS: Would YOU Survive The Magnus Archives?

guys. i don't know. i've fallen back into my magnus archives fixation so heavily. here's some flow charts about it. tell me if and how you die.

this will go live on youtube next week! it is currently just missing the patron name scroll (so it can be current on public release) and i've got some audio tweaking to do.

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April Video: The Least Scientifically Sound Vaults in Fallout

Hello! Happy April! This month we're briefly discussing Fallout and the silliest vault concepts there within. Also both cats came to say hi, so we are blessed this day.

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Hermes And???: Week of April 8

Meet Peregrine Whipjack! AKA: Pippin, or Pip. He is very...orange.

He's also pretty sure Hermes is going to be his very best friend. Hermes is valiantly pretending Pippin does not exist.

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March Video: Pre-Castle Pack n' Chat

DON'T look at what month it is!!! Don't worry about it!!!!

In this video, I answer your questions and drag you along for a very FaceTime-vibe adventure of picking out my outfits to run games of Dungeons and Dragons in a castle. I have since gone on said trip, and it ruled.

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EARLY ACCESS: presenting poppy playtime lore like i understand it

we LOVE stories about children being stuffed into big monster robot bodies

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Sneak Peek: I Can Make a Corset on my First Try (First 9 Minutes)

Yeah, I'm going back to the concept that gives me an excuse to try fun new crafts, and this time the end goal is a pseudo-Harrow the Ninth cosplay.

You'll be getting a Poppy Playtime lore explainer on your desk in the next few days (I can't control where the dopamine hits come from, I truly wish I could), and the monthly Patron-exclusive video a few days later! Hope you're all keeping we...

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Question Submission for Monthly Video!

Hi all!! I am gladly stealing an audience suggestion for what to do for this month's patron-exclusive video! Thank you Rowan C, I owe you my life.

Because I have to organize and pack for a fantastical 2-week long trip to England in the very near future, I will be making a 'chat and pack' style video and show off my chaotic outfit planning and the little in-home costume shop I've finally ...

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February Video: Rating All of Jensen Ackles' Ten Inch Hero Outfits

Ten Inch Hero (2007) stars Jensen Ackles as Priestly, a character that was maybe a little bit too formative for me. That's just the Jensen Ackles Effect, baybee.

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Hermes: Week of February 24

sleeping as hard as physically possible

wishing you peace and rest and sunshine this week!

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EARLY ACCESS: The Tangled Targaryen Family Wreath

It's the whole video!! Every Targaryen!

If you want to hop in right where the former sneak peek left off, jump to around 01:02:00, you'll know it's new stuff because I'll suddenly be wearing a wig.

This will go to the public early next week! $10 and up patrons will be getting their monthly video later this week! I've got a Hermes picture coming your way later today! And hopefully ...

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Hermes: Week of February 17

Ah, there is he. The bravest hero of this home. Hiding under the couch every time he hears a new noise.

Yes, Hermes is an only child now, but the other cats you've seen are all happy and thriving. Hermy and I just moved away. I haven't said anything publicly yet about my move or its motivations, because it's been a really hard few months leading up to it, but I can assure you that all th...

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SNEAK PEEK: The Targaryen Family Wreath (First 1/3)

I told you there would be an update soon! Enjoy this massive whiteboard, and me getting very attached to guys I read about in a fictional encyclopedia. Hopefully the next third will be heading your way soon!

(also happy valentine's day! <3)

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SNEAK PEEK: Castiel is the Only Character in Supernatural (First Three Minutes)

Man I love giving you the introductory three minutes of a video. It's one of my favorite past times.

And now that Hermes and I are settling into our new digs, we can record and edit again! Expect a Targaryen family tree update Very soon.

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Hermes: Week of February 10

Everyone's favorite baby boy has a brand new chair to perch on, to symbolize his new life as an only child! We moved into a new place, we're doing alright, and he is very bravely even sometimes not under the couch (he is usually under the couch).

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Help Me Rank OUAT Characters?

Hello! This is just me fully asking y'all to help me out with an idea.

I had to completely dismantle my OUAT character whiteboard (it's ok, he will return, it's just a side effect of the tumultuous life situation I hinted at in this month's monthly video) which means! I have currently in my hand a bunch of loose character cards in a big pile.

I've had the idea in my head for a whil...

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January Video: The OnceUponATime Parody Musical

Yes, there's a Once Upon A Time parody musical. It is about as good as you think it will be.

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Hermes (And Guest): Week of January 20

I'm at my parents' place at the moment, so here is my most recent picture of my darling son left hours away, and also the little shark who has been keeping me company in his stead. (Her name is Mako, hence the shark thing)

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Look at Lark

The first take of the onceuponatime season 6 intro got scrapped due to an insane wardrobe malfunction I didn't notice until editing, but I wanted to show you this 3 second bit from it anyway.

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SNEAK PEEK: Once Upon a Time Season 6 (First 3 Minutes)

I'm working on multiple videos at a time to appease my scatterbrain, which means you'll be getting updates on multiple things at a time! Here is the little intro segment for the next onceuponatime!

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SNEAK PEAK: The Targaryen Family Wreath (First Three Minutes)

The little intro portion of what is shaping up to be a very very long 'Haley excitedly yapping about lore' video, a la my old five nights at freddy's explainer. I think this one is going to be super fun for me, if for no one else!

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December Video: Choosing a New Tumblr Sexyman

In this one, I answer the question: what is a tumblr sexyman? And can I pick the next one?

Hope you all have a safe and happy New Year!!

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EARLY ACCESS: We're Evil Now (Once Upon a Time Season 5 Recap)

IT'S HERE! We're evil now. Together, as friends. As family, if I may.

My bad, gang. I really wanted this on your desk last week, but it's better late than never, right? The general public is gonna get this one on Monday, December 23, just in time for Christmas, but you can rub it in all their faces that YOU got it first.

If you are more plugged into the Once fandom than I, you've...

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it's all coming together....

soon.....

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November Video: Is Bill Cipher a Victim?

or does he just want you to think he is? Discuss with the class.

I don't know why the video is slightly smaller for the first 4 minutes, I cannot explain or defend this to you.

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Hermes: Week of November 25

Feat. Lark and Sparrow holding hands.

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SNEAK PEAK: Once Upon a Time Season 5 Recap (Pt 1)

It's the Dark Swan arc! I didn't like it very much, but I did have a lot to say about it! Are you surprised?? You shouldn't be!

Currently finishing the script for part 2, if this video isn't complete and on YouTube by the second week of December I'm going to start tearing down my walls, I have been haunted by Onceuponatime Season 5 for so long now.

If you're at the tier for it, yo...

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IT'S HAPPENING

And if you told me to my face that you liked the Dark Swan arc, please meet me at my desk I have. Questions.

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Hermes: Week of Nov 4

Rough day out there but at least Hermes looking over a ledge, ok? Last pictures of Hermes from the old house, ok?

Take care of yourselves, gang.

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