Surprise! Bonus episode recording tomorrow at 8PM PDT. I'll be telling stories while the story telling is hot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X5sZVf7_Mc
2017-10-26 04:18:14 +0000 UTC View Post
“F*ck Whales” bombs, the economics of publishing, male feminists, #MeToo Musical Chairs, a sure-fire fix for power-tripping policemen, Crocodile Dundude hunts the Australian Internet Outback for book sales, Madcucks returns for Road Rage: Chicago, shutting down crosswalks for ...
2017-10-24 14:04:58 +0000 UTC View Post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbSIhWphQEQ
How do you make a bomb? We'll be talking about it. And Madcucks will be calling in to deny it.
Road Rage: Chicago is already more packed with bullshit than I had anticipated, Ian Miles Cheong is calling in, and also the guy who made this meme...and then got it Twe...
2017-10-21 17:05:51 +0000 UTC View Post
On Friday, October 13th, hundreds of individuals descended upon The Satellite theater in the quaint hipster borough of Silver Lake, CA. These individuals promptly destroyed and escaped from the quaint hipster borough of Silver Lake and vanished into the Los Angeles underground. Still wanted for their acts of criminal mischief and mayhem, they survive as jokers of fortune. If you have a problem, no...
2017-10-18 01:07:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Road Rage: Los Angeles, the Boy Scouts’ new crappy merit badges, upgraded security measures, the time Sean and I triggered an overly protective father, promise rings, Bill Guy the Science Dude takes questions, Demolition Man trivia, DIY Sisyphus and the endless Home Depot ...
2017-10-17 16:54:55 +0000 UTC View Post
On Friday, October 13th, hundreds of individuals descended upon The Satellite theater in the quaint hipster borough of Silver Lake, CA. These individuals promptly destroyed and escaped from the qu...
2017-10-17 16:54:00 +0000 UTC View Post
That's one extra hour of hangover time, ladies and gentlemen.
I've got good news and less good news. The good news is that Road Rage: Los Angeles will recorded and released in full video and audio high-fidelity on Monday the 16th. The less good news is that we're not going to livestream the live show tonight. The quality of the last livestream was not great and this one would be much more diffic...
2017-10-13 19:52:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Gun Week, Shark Week, why everything is “toxic”, GIF vs. JIF, give me a hobby or give me death, the gratuitous lols of online creeps, Schrödinger’s Racist, not taking chick sports reporters seriously enough, a flowchart of crappy gun arguments, the time I got Harvey W...
2017-10-10 16:55:39 +0000 UTC View Post
We've got to stream a day early this week. There's just too much goddamn football to watch.
Bill Guy will be in the house!! The Rups is calling in, maybe Izzy if he can be arsed, an LA live show preview of failure, many songs, and maybe, just maybe...a little something about guns. I'm going to call them something else though. Probably the Care Bear Stare.
The season of obligations begins, I send Peach to the hospital, being a ghost vs. being a man, a libertarian haunted house, an apology cryptocurrency, front-of-the-line passes, Japanese suicide phones, men holding hands under any circumstance, the Sean hentai challenge, my R...
2017-10-03 15:44:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Hugh Hefner's collective Kickstarter for tits, an Army Navy Surplus store in every mall, customer service in heaven, Maslow's Hierarchy of Pornography, Coach's cosplay, life or death situations, the only magic trick y...
2017-10-01 05:42:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Hugh Hefner's collective Kickstarter for tits, an Army Navy Surplus store in every mall, customer service in heaven, Maslow's Hierarchy of Pornography, Coach's cosplay, life or death situations, the only magic trick y...
2017-10-01 01:18:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I think I found a switch on the cameras to turn them from blurry af to pretty okay. I guess we'll find out tomorrow! Imma see if I can get Lowtax to call in about his Twitter ban. Also Peach in studio! Wow!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfizQxxpXcw
2017-09-30 18:47:07 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the other Thursday Night Football.
Coach is going to be in studio. You got questions? We've got Coach-swers. Hit me in the comments!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukBSPdfJ6Ng
2017-09-28 02:48:40 +0000 UTC View Post
“What have you been up to?”, slime water, the un-skippable cut scene of the National Anthem, defending a woman’s honor and reading between the lines, Mr. Fancypants does a bad job pitching his novel, songs for Denzel, Asterios vs. Madcucks, the Dick Show calendar, life in lo...
2017-09-26 16:41:56 +0000 UTC View Post
ALL NEW TIME 6PM, all new episode...69! Many songs, Layc's coming in, maybe Mr. Fancypants' wrong-pissing ass. I'm on my way to high school to deliver the announcement. L-I-V-I-N.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq4Q7QNWPJQ
2017-09-21 18:47:12 +0000 UTC View Post
The scourge of phony lollers, real life cupcake wars, sex vs. a hangover, picky garbage men, the end of summer, DateDickShowLawyer@gmail.com gets a hit, the slow death, the kid with better stuff than you, Sam Hyde’s War on Pornography, several musical tributes to Sean’s ...
2017-09-19 14:53:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Join us as we countdown to the big 6-9!! Wow! Many people will call in. Will they know things? Let's find out. Also, Sean's Dong took a hell of a beating last week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvEAShgdzQc
2017-09-15 23:23:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Modern church and the devil of incompetence, the volume box on your iPhone, Sean's Dong takes a beating, people who throw beachballs over the side at baseball games, girls who are worried about looking "too buff", drunk time traveling, gay detecting computers in the Middle ...
2017-09-12 14:54:35 +0000 UTC View PostNo guests. Or will there be...? There will not be.
https://youtu.be/Mv-LI4TNiok
Sean’s performance review/birthday, ROAD RAGE: LOS ANGELES, fire alarms make me wish I was burning to death, Rocketman and asteroid mining, Steve Hofstetter, comedian pilots, airport bean bags, I don’t know what is a parsec, Asterios’ alt-right business ideas, Hazencruz’s ...
2017-09-05 17:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Put on your thickest and sickest drinking galoshes for this Silver Lake-based shit show. Dick and Sean and all the rest. Who will get a tattoo? Will someone eat Larry's poop chip? Maybe Denzel will bring a date! That would be a hoot. Let's get that guy laid, son!!!
Tickets on sale now for Patreonis only. Get them while they're hot and before the ticket service fees go up. Jesus Christ...FUCK TIC...
2017-09-04 17:19:53 +0000 UTC View Post
PRESALE PROMO CODE: THEDICKSHOWLA
I don't even know where to start with you Over The Top Stallone-pissers. We're going to figure this out, and the live show tickets go on sale tomorrow, and Sean's Birthday!!! It's gon be gud.
Sun 11AM PDT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Tzj-iCq5U
2017-09-02 16:26:27 +0000 UTC View Post
How to be a wingman, the best part about playing sports, "What is a self?", out of paper towels, chicks and their sexual orientations, a liquor-less ocean of time, Sean's secret birthday, the end of truck drivers and ...
2017-08-31 16:06:15 +0000 UTC View Post
How to be a wingman, the best part about playing sports, "What is a self?", out of paper towels, chicks and their sexual orientations, a liquor-less ocean of time, Sean's secret birthday, the end of truck drivers and the universal income, more fake police, and making bad decisions sober; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!
Hey, it's a bonus, bonus episode! Why the hell not?...
2017-08-31 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hurricane Hindsight and the party of the century, Back to School and the orgy of the matriarchy, using the F-bomb on TV, Mr. Fancypants in studio, the Super Nintendo dick-up-my-ass machine, the Black Experience, Gab, cryptocurrency investing, and Andrew Torba calls in, seppu...
2017-08-29 13:59:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I said we're doing it. We're doing it! Bonus episode 15 live streaming Monday at 7PM PDT. What makes you a rage?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=194MV8g8WzE
2017-08-27 22:20:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Now that the eclipse-madness has worn off, everything can get back to normal. Coach will be in studio. If you have questions, ask below! Also a live show update, a guy who thinks I'm an idiot, and some old friends call in. I already know it's going to go long.
Sun 11AM PDT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLX4S0...
2017-08-26 16:12:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Spilling gin on a baby, an almost DUI, Asterios' weird underwear, the Pornsavers infomercial, how to get laid in high school, Gunga Din, learning how to piss properly, the cat girl, Forgot Your Password, soap that sme...
2017-08-26 16:06:34 +0000 UTC View Post