Spilling gin on a baby, an almost DUI, Asterios' weird underwear, the Pornsavers infomercial, how to get laid in high school, Gunga Din, learning how to piss properly, the cat girl, Forgot Your Password, soap that smells like my dad, a countdown to make your move, the function of cringe, Asterios reads the letter, and The Claw; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!
I'm going ...
2017-08-26 16:05:26 +0000 UTC
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A bad mood, a plethora of positive platitudes, throat bubbles, the stupid eclipse, UTIs or UT-lies, the Confederacy, a parody song from Hazencruz, a flatulent erotic story, virtual book burning, theme park revisionism and the eternal present, Nazis and chicks looking for fre...
2017-08-22 15:06:40 +0000 UTC
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Blammo! Livestream Sunday 11AM PDT. If anyone mentions politics, they will get slime dumped on them from the ceiling!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnrWgPJrOpE
2017-08-19 22:43:51 +0000 UTC
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Politicians Instagram, a call from a fake policeman, LARPing Nazis with tiki torches, Asterios’ birthday cuck cake, The Dukes of Hazzard, Aydin Paladin vs. Asterios, TMZ: the only honest news, tits on a tank, boobs on a battleship, trans in the military, America’s imagin...
2017-08-15 15:58:53 +0000 UTC
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Dick Ridin' never sounded so good. Thanks to you guys!
2017-08-14 20:57:40 +0000 UTC
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Asterios will be in studio. Aydin Paladin is calling in. Maybe also an army guy! Chances of another Dick Show fist fight: 90%. Chances of Cat Goss: 100%. Also, scavenger hunts, gifts, and I rain red pills on another episode of PKA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRiP3oknaEU
2017-08-10 23:10:23 +0000 UTC
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Rage math, fat mannequins, my man moves to Abu Dhabi, fit models for your fly, getting stranded in the Weed Kingdom, the world's most fun car, surprise parties, Target vs. CVS, an existential crisis over a cute waitress, a weight loss tip you've never heard be...
2017-08-08 14:31:12 +0000 UTC
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Here is the YouTube link for tonight's show in case you didn't get it. Some people said it was broken.
I might be a little late. I'm stuck in the San Francisco airport because United canceled my return ticket without telling me. Here's something they didn't do: I'M SORRY!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=43u5J...
2017-08-07 23:46:42 +0000 UTC
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Buckle up, boneheads. The Dick Show gets a producer and my man goes to the Middle East. We're gonna talk about it.
Monday 8PM PDT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43u5J06O8I0
2017-08-05 21:37:40 +0000 UTC
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Colored pens, not noticing the waiter bringing your food, an update on Count Dankula, Mister Metokur calls in, 20 questions on checkout, brand new car door dings, AM I BEING DETAINED, Larry’s poop chip, dating with HSV2, a studio-only towel, an animatronic pile of failure,...
2017-08-01 17:06:43 +0000 UTC
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Some rage. Sean's deleting. Mister Metokur calling in. More A/C. It's gonna be one of those shows!
Sunday 11:30AM PDT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu6u49sbBUI
2017-07-28 17:52:48 +0000 UTC
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Count Dankula: The Nazi Pug Guy, big-leaguing at the symphony, praying for bluetooth, Aspartame Alarmists, The Argument Tamagotchi, the worst part about prison, a Comic-Con prank, child free and happier than can be conceived by mortals, the press, Asterios’ band, my simple...
2017-07-25 16:52:31 +0000 UTC
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How not to train your dog. This guy will be calling in:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/09/nazi-pug-man-arrested-after-teaching-girlfriends-dog-to-perform/
Post your questions if you got em!
Also, I get an air conditioner for the ...
2017-07-20 21:58:09 +0000 UTC
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Souvenir cups, free water, Defensive architecture, head banging while banging, Lowtax's new podcast: Murder the Internet, Denzel does yoga, WarOfTheFanBoys disavows Cat Girl, my dad tells a story about a stock tip, Kian Magaña, performance art, Nick Offerman, being hit on t...
2017-07-18 16:41:43 +0000 UTC
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Biff Tannen the Ubermensch, running through buildings, McCarran Airport: the happiest place on Earth, snories, the Biggest Problem Lost Episodes, the mush of modern music, clicking on the wrong thing, pants, negotiati...
2017-07-16 22:18:14 +0000 UTC
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Biff Tannen the Ubermensch, running through buildings, McCarran Airport: the happiest place on Earth, snories, the Biggest Problem Lost Episodes, the mush of modern music, clicking on the wrong thing, pants, negotiating for time off, women being tired, and using 10% of your brain; all that and more on this month's bonus episode of The Dick Show!
2017-07-16 22:14:51 +0000 UTC
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A sexy mystery, maybe some advice, and what makes me arage. You guys have been spelling it wrong this whole time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVHgikJFvLo
2017-07-15 18:22:21 +0000 UTC
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If Madcucks can stream on a weekday, so can we.
Bonus Episode 13 Livestream Wednesday at 7PM PDT. We're taking questions. Submit your rage!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oTCYqiFZtI
2017-07-12 02:40:01 +0000 UTC
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Manstagram, interventions, escaping Jimmy Fallon at the gas pump, Lacy's Instagram predictions, a condom allergy, car dealerships, tearing off the protective covers on electronics, sounds to make when you climax, Kim Jung Un, the anti-hero for our age, and a very "...
2017-07-11 16:34:40 +0000 UTC
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Now with extreme focus power!!! And double the towels for double the fun. Dick Show episode 58, Sunday 11AM PDT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4T6hTOy1hg
2017-07-07 16:06:30 +0000 UTC
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The Democracy Gap, Cody Wilson: Ghost Gunner, disrupting the military, The Overton Window, my mom the negotiator, unsatisfactory citizenship, Larry’s Poop Chips, The Biggest Problem in the Universe trademark opposition, hot chick methadone, how to get into college, Poe’s Law, ...
2017-07-04 15:56:53 +0000 UTC
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It's time to celebrate America. And that means talking about our founding fathers ultimate vision of freedom: GHOST GUNS!!! Ghost Gunner Cody Wilson will be calling in to talk about freedom, crypto-everything, Hatreon.us, and being a guns. Coach will be there to make sure I don't say anything stupid. Fuck yeah!!
Maybe I'll talk about the trademark opposite too.
EDIT: NEW LINK AGAIN...
2017-07-01 16:22:23 +0000 UTC
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Sunburns, all-night crossword puzzles, eating things off the ground, the Dalai Lama, non-specificity, the world’s oldest millennial, an inexhaustible desire to do things, cast-a-net cat calls, Tim Pool’s beanie, kiss-the-ring journalism, The Buffalo Bills, horn-o-phobia,...
2017-06-27 15:10:44 +0000 UTC
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Traffic court, the time Coach lost his Chevelle, best man speeches, the job interview story, the fake gun story, friends being drunker than you, questions for Coach, having an itch when you're falling asleep, being told to do something you're already doing, ping...
2017-06-26 20:30:52 +0000 UTC
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Traffic court, the time Coach lost his Chevelle, best man speeches, the job interview story, the fake gun story, friends being drunker than you, questions for Coach, having an itch when you're falling asleep, being told to do something you're already doing, ping pong tables at the workplace, how to negotiate, and the pressure cooker of law enforcement; all that and more on this bonus episode of Th...
2017-06-26 20:28:17 +0000 UTC
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A guest news babe and a last minute cancellation. Wow! Sunday 6PM PST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efhT5gqvUAQ
2017-06-25 10:03:24 +0000 UTC
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We're trying something new this month: recording the bonus episode on a separate day. At this rate, in 25 years, the show will be a daily podcast!
Coach will be joining us in the studio. Ask him your questions below!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaRTRUlVBBE
2017-06-21 20:17:44 +0000 UTC
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What happened in court, half-ass ass-rithmetic, the tyranny of the suggestion box, my theory of aiming, for whom the system works, top billing, a breakdown of the Asterios/WarOfTheFanBoys fight, Katherine the cat girl, how debt makes you a child, several chewings out, steppi...
2017-06-20 13:21:39 +0000 UTC
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Sean is back and it's not a moment too soon. We're going to need a lot of engineering to cram all the audio into this episode. The boxing match, the courtroom fiasco, how did Johnny do, and what makes me a RAAAAAGE!!! All this week--probably.
Also, check out my dad's new podcast and Patreon at patreon.com/dadmasterson I'M KIDDING. Don't click on that.
2017-06-16 06:17:55 +0000 UTC
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What not to wear to court, graduation speeches are the devil, people who walk without purpose, my dad takes questions from Twitter and talks about Longmire, the Asterios vs. WarOfTheFanBoys call that launched a thousand ships, a Patreon warning email, restraining orders for crim...
2017-06-13 21:20:08 +0000 UTC
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