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Arknights: I Became a Mobile City, but It’s a Lobotomy City [151]

“Heh, Texas, it’s been a while… no need for such a ‘warm welcome,’ is there?”

At that instant, as Texas instinctively raised her Thumb-issued handgun, Lappland lifted her hands, speaking with a dangerous grin. Texas furrowed her brows, about to say something, but Hugh had already calmly taken out a communicator from his pocket.

“Hello? Miss Kali? Right, could you pleas...

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Naruto: Freeloading is Great! 2 [45]

Hoshino and Hinata had been placed under strict gaylord martial law—not only could they not touch, they weren't even allowed to speak… Frustrating!

“Hey, can’t you guys hurry up and leave? Didn’t you all come here because I wanted to drop out? Well, now I have Hinata—I don’t plan on dropping out anymore… no, actually, you'd have to kill me to get me expelled now. If I don...

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Naruto: Freeloading is Great! 2 [44]

When he didn’t want to get assaulted, he nearly got assaulted; yet when he actually wanted to get assaulted, the other person turned stupid.

…I’ve had enough!

“Eh? Hoshino, you recovered that quickly? W-why are you suddenly grabbing my hand? What are you—wah!”

Hinata, completely clueless, was suddenly pushed down onto the bed. She stared in confusion at the man who...

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Naruto: Freeloading is Great! 2 [43]

“Hoshino, are you still listening? Is your soul still there?”

Hinata waved a hand repeatedly in front of Hoshino’s eyes.

It’s been this long, yet still no reaction?

Could he really have been "pleasured" to the point of losing consciousness?
If that's true, maybe I can finally cut those annoying ropes off?

Hoshino had been tied so tightly that Hinata had spent ...

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Naruto: Freeloading is Great! 2 [42]

After Hinata was ousted by shady manipulation, the meeting continued.

“Finally, it's my turn. Please answer me truthfully, Sasuke… have you ever two-timed someone!?”

“...What kind of weird question is that?”

“It's not weird at all! Answer me honestly!”

“What are you being so serious about? Seriously strange... Answer: No!”

“Eh? Ehhh!?”

...

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Naruto: Freeloading is Great! 2 [41]

SasuNaru faced a breaking crisis. Hoshino faced a BL crisis. The scene was about to plunge into chaos again.

“The conference is still ongoing, and there are still people who haven't asked questions! If you have issues, wait until after the meeting to discuss!”

Ino stood up, stopping the impending chaos.

She was ranked last; her turn hadn't come yet, so how could she allow ...

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Reject Me, You Vile Woman! [85]

"Hey, Novie, where exactly are we going? This doesn’t look like the way to the banquet hall."

After following Novie for some time and noticing the dwindling number of people around, Linen finally spoke up.

Ahead of him, Novie's eyes flashed with a faint irritation. As expected of you, Onii-chan—even after my interference, you still sensed something was off.

She tu...

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Reject Me, You Vile Woman! [84]

After joining Linen, the three departed the dormitory, heading towards the Spring Cup celebration venue. Hysteria walked cheerfully ahead, humming to herself, while Linen and Elena lagged slightly behind, quietly discussing their experiences from the recent competition.

Due to their spectacular performance in the Spring Cup, the trio attracted attention unlike anything they’d experience...

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Reject Me, You Vile Woman! [83]

Late afternoon, inside Linen’s dorm.

Currently, Teresia, freed halfway from her restraints, stood leaning against the window, arms crossed tightly, a look of deep dissatisfaction on her face. Every so often, she secretly shot glances toward the young man standing at the entryway.

Being freed from handcuffs and shackles was certainly good news. But if he was going to restrict her m...

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Reject Me, You Vile Woman! [82]

This was undoubtedly the ultimate fireworks show, extravagant to the very end.

Using ultra-pure Mana Stones worth hundreds of thousands of Imperial gold coins as fuel, Headmaster Sorgana’s own collection of legendary eight-ring Arcana items as decoration, and Eden Royal Arcana Academy’s painstakingly crafted magical dungeon as the staging ground—with its fuse being ritual alchemy bo...

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Reject Me, You Vile Woman! [81]

In front of the eerie, ancient castle, three girls stared at the gargoyle, black smoke pouring from the back of its head, feeling their own brains were about to start smoking as well.

A gargoyle, the classic magical creature famed precisely for its toughness from inside out.

Which meant, when even a tiny crack appeared externally, its internal structure was likely already riddled wi...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [310]

Those dozens of Treasure Hoarders—every last one of them—had all become jiangshi themselves!

Her chest heaved violently; she’d been trapped in this ancient tomb for two days and two nights now. Her physical strength was almost completely drained.

At first, dealing with these jiangshi had been effortless. But as time passed, she discovered more and more hidden chambers, venturi...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [309]

“Allow me to guess what’s inside.” Ningguang’s gaze drifted lightly as she stepped away from her desk, approaching them.

Eyeing the burlap sack on the floor, she allowed herself a small smile. “This must be the Fatui Harbinger—Childe—am I correct?”

“How did you know?” Paimon gasped in shock.

Lately, Paimon felt she was either shocked or on the way to being ...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [308]

After receiving their hefty ransom, Jiang Bai and Aether didn’t immediately return. Instead, they changed clothes, donned masks, cloaks, and hooded robes, completely hiding their identities, then took a detour and set an ambush along the route the Fatui had to take back into the city.

“Isn’t this a little…too much?” Aether felt his conscience prickle.

They’d already sque...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [307]

“Go back and tell your boss this—stop tailing us and trying to find your Harbinger. Three days from now, bring the Mora honestly and redeem him like proper people!”

Honestly, after saying that, Jiang Bai felt like some shady underworld thug.

The two Debt Collectors sprawled on the ground before him looked like a pair of pitiful white lilies that had just been trampled. If a se...

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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [306]

Not long after the trio left, the Deputy Manager turned coldly to the two Debt Collectors who appeared behind him.

“Follow them. Find out exactly where Childe is! If possible, rescue him immediately!”

Honestly, he didn’t want to rescue Childe at all. If not for the Harbinger’s lofty position, he would’ve gladly thrown out these people who came brazenly to extort them.

<...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [210]

In the universe, many things tend to happen simultaneously.

While distant AEONS faced off against each other, feathers fell, sinking gently into planets, turning into lifeforms one after another.

Seven-colored feathers drifted down from the skies, a scene strangely imbued with a sense of holiness.

Of course, some weren't feathers at all. Pure white flames became Hotaru and the...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [209]

Sora flew back to his original spot. He searched several times, tapping into the infinite power he now wielded, yet couldn't find any hidden measures left by HOOH.

This puzzled him deeply, but at the same time eased his vigilance a little.

Maybe HOOH did have some countermeasure planned for me but didn't expect I'd kick it apart in one go.

Therefore, the backup plan h...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [208]

“Life is infinitely precious—so how could I possibly allow myself to die?”

The [Mugen Eyecon] in Sora’s hand was still blazing hot, but now appeared somewhat illusory.

Having just revived countless beings, its power was almost completely exhausted. Though it would slowly recover over time, right now it was little more than an empty shell.

Yet Sora coul...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [207]

The Rainbow Möbius ring, drawing upon the boundaries fixed by HOOH's power, released its brilliance without reservation.

Countless rays of shimmering rain flew outward, descending upon habitable worlds and condensing into human forms.

Not merely flesh-and-blood beings, but intelligent machines too emerged anew.

All those souls lost in the Swarm Disaster were brought back into...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [206]

The Arbitrators were a moderately influential organization in the cosmos.

They followed the AEON of EQUILIBRIUM, HOOH, revered THEIR philosophy, and praised THEIR eternal dedication and patience.

Yet universal laws struggled to transcend time and space, forcing people to seek the beauty of "balance" within mundane worlds.

Thus, the Arbitrators tirelessly endeavored to erase ex...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [205]

As the flames were pulled away by his hand, a brand-new form emerged upon his body.

Silver-white armor interwove with surging crimson radiance, shaping into a suit of dazzling armor.

This armor was simple yet powerful. Its silver-white metallic surface exuded a presence as cold and sharp as a blade.

This contrasted charmingly with the faceplate bearing Sora’s round, cute eye...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [204]

Golden insects slowly turned into feathers, dispersing completely into the cosmos.

Alongside their disappearance was the laughter that hadn’t ceased since the seven-colored brilliance first shone.

AHA had witnessed the most anticipated amusement of recent times. HOOH—the Blockhead—had meticulously manipulated everything, all to achieve a certain goal.

Yet at the very end...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [203]

[This is Interastral Peace News. I’m your host, Leah. Greetings, everyone.]

[Over the past ten or so days, a sudden insect swarm engulfed a star region spanning hundreds of light-years, plunging countless people into panic.]

[They rapidly expanded, forming a disaster zone covering hundreds of light-years. Numerous starships and planets were attacked, resultin...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [202]

"Then I’ll just have to let you taste every flavor of hell before you leave the stage!"

Sora wasn't joking around. The memory of being hurled into a star was still vividly etched into him.

If not for Takeru Tenkuji, remnants of stellar radiation might still linger on Sora's soul even now.

Everything the Swarm King had done still filled Sora with deep, burning anger. He had m...

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Honkai: Star Rail — New Rider Powers Every Week [201]

The swarm flooded space, thick enough to obscure the confrontation between Sora and Skaracabaz.

Only Titania behind him could still clearly see.

Right now, Titania was gripping her twin blades tightly, eager for battle.

Sora had already returned to life—surely if they fought together, the two of them could smash this bastard into scattered petals upon flowing water!

Sh...

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Uma Musume: Your Uma Has A Problem! [120]

[Mr. C.B.]: Yo, good morning, kouhai~ Got free time today? Wanna hang out?

Kagura had just finished recording the video with a maid’s help to send to Wudi when her phone popped up with a new message.

[Inari Kagura: I guess I’m free. Where do you want to go, Senpai?

[Mr. C.B.]: Your shrine, of course. Didn’t I ask you abo...

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Uma Musume: Your Uma Has A Problem! [119]

Returning from the Mejiro estate, Kagura finally settled back into her ordinary daily routine.

Inari Kagura returned to the Symboli household, while Rudolf went back to Tracen Academy. Kagura had wanted to help out at school as well, but Speed-sama had forcefully insisted she remain at home and take a proper break.

Staying home naturally meant Kagura had nothing to do. Lately, the m...

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Uma Musume: Your Uma Has A Problem! [118]

The strange little incident, noticeable only to Kagura, didn't impact the rest of their shrine visit. That earlier supernatural encounter hadn't left any lingering effects, other than making Kagura, who’d been feeling sleepy, a bit more awake.

“Kagura, you’ve been looking tired all morning. Did you stay up late last night?”

After hanging her ema, Rudolf noticed Kagura dazedl...

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Uma Musume: Your Uma Has A Problem! [117]

“So many people…”

New Year’s at the shrine could only be described as a sea of humanity. It was just like how Kagura remembered visiting temples in her hometown during the Lunar New Year: even before reaching the steps, their small group had become completely stuck in the crowd.

To ensure the petite Kagura wouldn't get lost, Rudolf stayed closely behind, gently holding onto ...

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