Naruto: Freeloading is Great! 2 [43]

“Hoshino, are you still listening? Is your soul still there?”

Hinata waved a hand repeatedly in front of Hoshino’s eyes.

It’s been this long, yet still no reaction?

Could he really have been "pleasured" to the point of losing consciousness?
If that's true, maybe I can finally cut those annoying ropes off?

Hoshino had been tied so tightly that Hinata had spent forever just removing his shirt. To more easily strip off the troublesome pants, Hinata took out a kunai from the ninja pouch.

With a swift slash, the ropes binding Hoshino fell away.

Yet even after gaining freedom, Hoshino remained completely motionless.

“Hoshino...?”

“He...he’s really not moving? Today is way too lucky—thank you, gods!”

Hinata happily lifted Hoshino onto her back, intending to change the battlefield to the bed.

Then, halfway there…

A sudden chill of metal touched Hinata’s neck.

Hoshino’s right hand now held a kunai pressed against Hinata’s neck, while his left pulled out the cloth stuffed in his mouth and tossed it away.

“H-Hoshino, y-you... You were conscious this whole time!?”

“What do you think, you damned rapist!? Put me down!”

“...”

Hinata fell silent for a moment, then slowly lowered Hoshino from her back, quietly saying:

“A-as expected of Hoshino... You even used the fact I’d get bored playing with a doll against me to set up this plan. Besides incredible analytical skills, your patience is terrifying. Even after I thoroughly licked your upper body and played with your ‘little brother’ for so long, your expression never wavered, not even once…”

“...Huh? …R-right! Y-yeah! I-I deliberately acted unconscious to fool you… Everything was a-all within my plan! Ha-hahaha…!”

Hoshino’s words were stammered.

After being praised so earnestly, he really couldn't admit he’d only regained his senses because his bladder was about to burst.

“In terms of pursuit of lewdness, intelligence, and endurance, I admit defeat. From now on, I… sob… I won’t try to forcefully make a baby with you anymore. So…could you please remove the kunai now? I-I'm scared your hand might slip… I'm still a virgin. I-I don’t want to die without even experiencing adult games…”

“Heh, you don’t want to die? Earlier, I also didn’t want to get rap—…ed by a gaylord li…”

Hoshino suddenly stopped mid-sentence.

Wait, wait, wait…!

Make a baby? How could two men possibly make a baby?
Also... vir—virgin?
Did I hear that right? Did I have an auditory hallucination just now?

“Hoshino? Your hand is trembling, you might actually hurt me. Can you first—”

“Shut—shut up! Don’t say another word!”

“Yes!”

After silencing Hinata, Hoshino fell into deep thought.

Is Hinata actually male or female?
Though she just hinted strongly at her gender... a prisoner’s words aren’t trustworthy.

Who knows if she's deliberately misleading me just to get away safely?

Forget it, thinking won’t help. I’ll confirm directly.

“Eeek! W-why is your hand suddenly touching my ‘little sister’... Y-you’re immediately jumping to the main event? N-no kissing first or at least playing with my upper body…?”

“I’ll say it again, no talking! And no moving!”

Hoshino sharply warned Hinata again.

Touching a gaylord’s “long thing” was disgusting, but Hoshino had to satisfy his curiosity.

“Ahh…ahh—!”

Even after being warned, Hinata’s hands still instinctively moved when Hoshino’s hand reached her critical area through her pants.

Terrified she’d let out a weird sound, Hinata hurriedly covered her mouth with both hands.

At the same time Hinata struggled to suppress her voice, Hoshino’s right hand loosened, the kunai clattering loudly to the floor.

“A-ahhhh—mmmph!”

Hoshino stumbled backward in horror. Just as he was about to shout, he quickly covered his own mouth with his right hand.

No-nothing…there’s nothing there! I didn’t feel Hinata’s “long thing”—that place was completely empty!

A-a…girl? Hinata’s actually a girl!?

Hoshino, who had been driven slightly mad by this twisted world, found himself shocked by something so obviously normal.

Not only was I never dirtied by a gaylord, but unknowingly won the heart of Naruto’s goddess!?

Then… doesn’t that mean I just personally destroyed my own goddess-forcing-me-down scenario!?

N-n-n-n-n-n-NO!!!!

Overwhelmed by this realization, Hoshino fell limply to the floor, his chest too tight to breathe.

“Hoshino? Hoshino, what's wrong? A-are you alright!?”

“I-I’m incredibly weak right now, can’t even move my fingertips… It’s fine. It’s an old illness…”

“…An old illness? I-I’ll call someone right now and get you to a hospital!”

“Wait!”

Hoshino, who could barely move a finger, anxiously raised a trembling hand to grab Hinata’s pants, forcing her to stop.

“R-right now I’m extremely weak, so weak that if someone wanted to assault me, I’d be completely unable to resist.”

“Yes, I know! I’ll explain the situation clearly to the doctor!”

“—WAIT!”

Hoshino again stopped Hinata from seeking help.

“Listen clearly, Hinata: Right now, even if you assaulted me, I couldn’t resist at all. This is just a minor illness, nothing to worry about. I’ll recover automatically soon… Do you understand me?”

“Oh… That—that’s great! So it’s just a minor illness.”

Just how dense can this girl be!? Now isn’t the time to care about my health! She’s making me panic to death!

Hoshino stared at the foolish girl sighing with relief on his behalf.

“Hinata, I’m asking you: why aren’t you planning to assault me anymore?”

“Huh? Didn’t I already promise earlier, while begging for mercy, that I wouldn’t try to assault you anymore…? Ah! I understand now! Hoshino, you’re worried I’ll assault you, so you keep repeating that, right? Relax, I’m very trustworthy!”

“You’re not even a man! Who cares about your trustworthiness!? Just be reckless like when we first met!”

Hinata seemed swayed by Hoshino’s words and timidly asked:

“Really…? Is it okay if I’m not trustworthy? You won’t hate me?”

“No!”

“T-then, then… I’m really going to be untrustworthy! I’ll assault you now! Really assault you this time!”

Hearing Hinata’s words, Hoshino quickly released his grip on her pants and softly “shouted”:

“I-I’m telling you clearly— Even if you take my body, you’ll never have my heart! I advise you to leave before I truly get angry, or I’ll definitely kill you someday!”

“…H-huh? Didn’t you say you wouldn’t hate me? I don’t just want your body—I want both heart and body… W-why are you suddenly so angry? D-did I do something wrong? If I did, th-then… I’m sorry! Please don’t be mad! I’ll apologize properly right now!”

“...”

Seeing Hinata kneeling down earnestly before him, Hoshino fell into silence.

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