Happy July, Geeksters ☀️✨
It's that time again everyone! And I must ask, do you have 3 hours to spare cause apparently, as always, I had a lot to share! Well, first up, there was a lot of rambling about various changes that will be coming to the Patreon schedule. I've talked about it here a...
2025-07-28 06:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostIt's been hot as of late... like REALLY hot! I'm talking 100° F (or 38°C)!!! 🫠 And every time I get home from work, I gotta wait for my A/C to help bring the temperature to where I'd like it to comfortably be. So in the mean time, I figured, hey, why not find some new ways to help cool off? Enter the ice cube 🧊✨
(All audios on this page are of a fictional nature an...
2025-07-24 06:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
It's that time of the month again... (no, not THAT time of the month!) it's podcast time! And with it comes an opportunity to ask me a question, or two... or five 😆 So whether it's your first time sending in your inquiry or you're a seasoned question-asker, it's time to get them in!
I...
2025-07-23 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostSummary / Speakers POV: “You’ve got nothing going on tonight, but your roomie going out and she needs her laundry folded. You volunteer, however, in the midst of it you notice an infamous pair of panties you’ve seen her wear before. And well, you don’t wanna be creepy but at the same time you don’t wanna miss out on this golden opportunity…” 🧺✨
This toy wasn't one I really had ever seen but it's ummm... quite something! Think of it as sorta a flower in which the petals spread open... but they basically bloom while inside you 🤭 Oh, and did I mention the entire thing vibrates?! Like HOLY SHIT!!! Yeah, this was on another level and I hope that my yelps, groans, and moans really communicate just how worked up I was with this one 😇...
2025-07-17 06:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
So quick heads-up! 📣
I've gone ahead and moved things around a bit for the last two weeks coming in the month which will primarily swap the Soft Ramble and the Podcast, with them now taking each other's original release date. This was initially suggested over on the Discord since the third w...
2025-07-15 06:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostSummary: "Last night, you were at the bar with your best friend, when you saw your asshole ex-boyfriend come in. You got pretty drunk and spilled about how your ex was really rough and selfish in bed. Luckily, your friend gets you home, tucks you in, and sleeps on his couch. You wake up the next morning, feeling mostly fine, with a knock at the bedroom door."
Heyo! ✌🏼
The last month or so has definitely been a basketball kinda time for me whenever Sunday morning rolls around, so I recorded this one immediately after doing an hour of ball bouncing and hoop shooting 👏🏼
About to hop in the shower and get my day started for real now, so I’ll let the audio do the rest of the talking! 🗣️✨
2025-07-13 17:03:21 +0000 UTC View Post
I can't recall if I've ever done a pillow humping audio before, but after being pent up all day I thought what better way to demonstrate just how badly I needed to blow this build-up load?! I mean, it's a completely different sensation than using toys or even my own grip since it requires usage of my h...
2025-07-10 06:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostSummary: "Your partner has noticed you’ve been extra hard on yourself lately, and so has devised a plan to show you just how incredible they find you. It’s got everything: praise, worship, mirrors, and if you’re hoping for sex…it’s got that too." ✨
Script written by: 2025-07-07 06:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Heya Squad! 🫶🏼✨
So I tried to come up with a number of ways to go about doing this, and it seems like an ephemeral stream over on the discord is the final plan. I had originally thought about recording this and posting it for all to watch somewhere, however, it's hard to find a platform w...
2025-07-03 16:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
With me taking this week off to relax and rest up a little, there's a noticeable hole where new audios would've been. So while I'm off chilling on a beach somewhere (lol, jk... I'm probably still just recording at home) I figured I'd go ahead and make a few older posts that were limited to certain tier...
2025-07-01 14:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Summer! or errr, WINTER for those down in the Southern Hemi! 🥶 This month's gonna be filled with some real fun audios that I've been looking forward to working on / finally releasing! Including the "Your Best Friend Knows Exactly How to Degrade You"... which just so happened to be one that I ...
2025-06-30 01:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostUp and early, ready to take on the day here… but first, basketball time! 😅 Also even though it was in the 70’s (F) it still felt blistering hot, and I’m blaming the humidity… which I do plenty of in my latest check-in above 😆
I do wanna report in and say that I’ve been doing my best to take time for myself and enjoy the down time between recording projects as you guys have...
2025-06-29 16:02:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, turns out this wasn't posted too TOO late haha 😅
Anyway, I hope you enjoy my ever-changing voices for these characters cause I can never recall what sorta voice I did for each person... though I guess I could just watch the older episodes first... but I mean, who's got the time?! 😆 But hey, in case you yourself need a refresher on the other installments, here there are for yo...
2025-06-27 02:45:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Just wanted to give you guys a heads-up that this month's installment of "Coffee Talk" as part of my Let's Play series will be delayed just a tad bit. I'm thinking I should have it ready to go by Friday but just wanted to let y'all know in case nothing drops in time for tomorrow morning (when it was o...
2025-06-25 13:37:32 +0000 UTC View PostLast month's soft ramble was my first foray into a more relaxed way of getting to stroke myself while also not trying to talk too much... well, this month is a little bit different as the only thing I can do is say two words: "yes, ma'am".
I'm quite proud of myself for lasting as long as I did but now it's u...
Happy June, Geek Squad 🌅✨
I wanted first of all to say thank you to everyone who suggested that I shouldn't push myself too hard when it comes to my audio release schedule. You guys know I am someone who likes to work hard and deliver on time, but at the same time, you've reminded me to put ...
2025-06-19 06:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostSummary: “You've arrived late to your hotel after a nightmarish ordeal of delayed flights and inconveniences, however, the front desk guy is pretty nice and has upgraded you to a special suite! Problem is, though, you can't fall asleep! Maybe some late night room service might help?”
(All audios on this page are of a fictional nature and performed b...
2025-06-16 06:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Wanted to take a quick moment to wish a lovely and happy father's day to all the amazing papa's out there who are doing their best -- whether you're a parent of a kid or a fur baby (which is me in my case haha 😸) ✨
It's sorta a conflicting holiday for me as my father and I had a bit of a di...
2025-06-15 22:45:28 +0000 UTC View PostIt's not a secret that I just so happen to be quite the little (or big) butt slut 🤭 And despite all my anal proclivities, I've never actually worn a plug out and about... ESPECIALLY not at a work -- until now 😅
So listen in as I chronicle my day in 3 parts and talk through my experience, capping the entire thing off with some really deep riding once I make it back home 🍑✨
<... 2025-06-12 06:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostSummary: "After summoning the Grim Reaper himself he decides he’s going to take you as his pet. The listener summoned him falsely and he says that they’re now going to be become his property and tied to him. That he can use whenever he wants as their punishment." 😈
Script written by: 2025-06-09 06:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Summary: "After summoning the Grim Reaper himself he decides he’s going to take you as his pet. The listener summoned him falsely and he says that they’re now going to be become his property and tied to him. That he can use whenever he wants as their punishment." 😈
Script written by: 2025-06-09 06:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Whew... talk about multi-tasking! So, first off, sorry for the horrible audio quality but the airpods are not well known for their recording quality whatsoever 😅 And second, wow, that actually was quite fun being able to talk to you guys while throwing up some baskets at the local nearby park!
Ke...
2025-06-08 18:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe gals over on the Discord server came in clutch cause when I was drawing a blank on my next ramble idea, well, they stepped in and reminded me of the wand I was recently gifted! Somehow someway with how busy I've been recently it totally slipped my mind! 😅 Well, uhhh, after using it and having quite the explosive time with it... I can confidently say I won't be forgetting about it anytime...
2025-06-05 06:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostSummary: "You are plagued with a poor ability to sleep, where you find yourself often waking up at ungodly hours of the morning. Usually, your boyfriend remains asleep beside you, but this time, he wakes up and discovers your sleeplessness. Being the loving boyfriend he is, he wants to make sure you are taken care of and that he will do whatever it takes to help you go back...
2025-06-02 06:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
...that's unless of course you live in the Southern Hemisphere... which if you do then be sure to bundle up good and tight as things start to cool down for you! Man, it's so crazy for me to think that when it's Christmas for y'all you guys are literally barbecuing and hanging out in the pool! 🏝️...
2025-05-30 06:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright, this time I didn't end up taking 6 months between parts 😅 And I'm actually planning on making this a monthly segment. This video covers Day 3 at the Gentalius Cafe and I'm thinking for future parts I'll even do multiple days in a single video so I can make it through the game with more efficiency.
That said, I hope my take on these female characters wasn't TOO bad but I did tr...
2025-05-29 06:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostThis marks the debut of the "soft ramble" audio type, which is replacing the final script-fill of each month. I was getting a little bogged down with my workload but I refused to strip away an entire audio from you guys, so I thought... hmmmm, what can I do that's a little lower energy but still fun for y'all to listen to? 🤔 I know!!! How about a ramble but a bit more on the softer side of t...
2025-05-26 06:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
(Check out my 4K test hiking footage HERE 📸 )
Gonna keep this one short as I'm pretty wiped out after my long day 😅 Literally woke up at 6am, left the apartment at 7:30am all packed up for a long hike, ...
2025-05-25 03:18:58 +0000 UTC View Post