MaybeGreeN here with a ''new'' product! The flyswatter, no matter how big or small that ''fly'' is this on will always get that bugger! With just one flick and it will be confused and fly of with an angry but yet with amused smile on its face. Its comes in a blue color and nothing else but it comes with a size slider so even if the ''fly'' try to get away just can still reach em!
So why ...
2025-03-18 16:40:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you have adhd like me and need some stimulation by just messing around? Well this asset is like the fidget spinner, endless stimulation to make your brain go brrrrr. This computer comes with edible floppydisks, a computer screen that you can tap and it will also talk back with some sas and some jokes that would your dad proud. It even has a tiny botton that will t...
2025-03-17 21:17:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever felt like being a mace wielding maniac with lightning power on the internet? Dont worry i got you *Winkie face*. This morningstar has just that feature. Reach the weapon up in the sky and slam down into the ground to give a spark of lightning where you looking. It comes with a slider to choose distance wh...
2025-03-16 15:43:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever been in that situation when you want to stab people in Vrchat? but you have not been able to cuz of lack of a license?Well i got the thing for you! This knife comes with a license aswell with a sharp blade that will give a bloody surprise, well not really it is a knife after all.
You can even remove the blood from the knife by either...
2025-02-12 00:12:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Does it feel you gotten cheese stuck in those gums of your's but you dont know how to get it out!? Well i got the product for you to discover how to get rid of that lactose delight. This toothpick will make sure it goes flying out of mouth in notime and will make your friends go ''what the heck...''?. This toothpick even comes in differe...
2025-02-03 16:13:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever been roasted by your fellow comrade or an enemy of yours?? Yes...? Well i got one old solution to all of your problems from this day on. Get an Uno reverse card to throw back those filthy insults that just escaped their mouth for that ultimate comeback. Because we all know the uno reverse card has the final say, its simply the rules!