Now Available! Gold in 16 Seconds
Added 2022-04-29 07:01:01 +0000 UTC
Gold in 16 Seconds is a second-by-second breakdown of the 16-second TV spot for the 2003 "remake" The Italian Job, presented slowly -- agonizingly -- over sixteen hour+ episodes. We have never seen (nor will we ever see) the film, and have signed a series of legally binding statements to this effect.
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