This fella has a single line, and it's to tell Homer the odds of Santa's Little Helper winning his race:
"Ninety-nine to one."
A classic line we all remember, I'm sure.
It will not surprise you to know that he's not a lasting character, even though, frankly, he is by far the coolest looking person we've seen so far. Look at those shades! So cool.
This post is part of my "Every Simpsons Character Ever" series. For a list of my rules in this project, click here.